Capítulo 1937: Chapter 863: Digital Pets, Three Questions of the Bootlicker!
It’s not that Lin Baici didn’t push Takeuchi Kurano, it’s just his attitude.
Too calm, isn’t it?
You’re currently in the terrifying rule pollution, at any mont you might turn into a canine, how co you’re not nervous at all?
Wang Qing observed seriously for a mont, Lin Baici was definitely not pretending, he’s just got a naturally big heart that can withstand imnse pressure.
“God Lin… Woof… you…”
Wang Qing wanted to say, if you don’t want to dirty your hands, I’ll do it, ensuring Takeuchi Kurano submits and behaves like a dog, but just after calling out God Lin, Wang Qing suddenly realized he’d missed an important blind spot.
This guy Lin Baici, didn’t have any ‘woof’ when speaking, he was talking normally.
“Woof… God Lin… how co… woof… you’re not polluted?”
As soon as Wang Qing said this, everyone realized it, and imdiately turned to look at Lin Baici.
Lin Baici shrugged: “Maybe I have a good constitution?”
Wang Qing pouted, I don’t believe you, you cunning old guy!
Damn it!
Luckily, Gu Qingqiu was polluted, Lin Baici had to react if he wanted to save her, or else, if the two of them left, he’d be left dumbfounded.
Why exactly?
Could it be that Lin Baici has the legendary top-tier Divine Prohibition that exempts rule pollution?
But if he had it, he didn’t seem to have used it at all.
Damn it!
The Nine Provinces Dragon Wing is truly an unfathomable existence.
Wang Qing is below Dragon Level, so he understands more deeply how difficult it is to ‘Ascend Dragon,’ maybe he’ll never have the chance in this lifeti.
But Lin Baici is so young…
Wait!
Could this kid be a god?
It’s said that so extrely powerful gods erge from God’s ruins and take human form, living in human society.
No way! No way!
Lin Baici’s record is too brilliant, and he’s an employee of the Jiuzhou Security Bureau, if he were a god, Xia Hongmian wouldn’t let him off the hook first.
“You can barely stand… Woof, don’t you really want to hear… Woof Lin Baici’s opinion, make one last effort?”
Gu Qingqiu persuaded Takeuchi Kurano, with so many ‘woofs’ in a sentence, communication beca troubleso, which annoyed her a bit.
“Woof woof!”
Takeuchi Kurano shouted from the ground.
“Who understands what you’re saying!”
Lin Baici teased: “Alright, I’ll take it as you agreeing, go and shut down that mainfra!”
After Lin Baici finished speaking, he pointed at a computer.
Takeuchi Kurano gritted his teeth, crawled over, his position was just slightly higher than the computer case, saving him from bending over.
“Hurry up!”
Wang Qing urged.
Takeuchi Kurano pressed the shutdown button and didn’t release it, about twelve or thirteen seconds later, the light on the case went out, and the two monitors simultaneously went black with a pop.
Everyone was praying, watching Takeuchi Kurano.
“Didn’t appear… Woof… cracks!”
lanie was very excited, could it work?
Takeuchi Kurano looked at Lin Baici, wanting to ask him if he should continue shutting down computers, and then he suddenly toppled like a machine dog that suddenly lost power.
“What the hell!”
Wang Qing cursed.
Failed again!
Lin Baici took a few large strides to Takeuchi Kurano’s side, crouched down and flipped his eyelids, then placed his fingers under his nose to test.
“No breathing!”
Lin Baici touched his chin, shutting down is sudden death, smashing the computer is explosive death…
“lanie, you go and turn off the monitors!”
Lin Baici ordered.
lanie shook her head, two people have already died, don’t make send off another.
Pop! Pop!
The two monitors suddenly lit up again.
The computer rebooted itself!
Suddenly, a large spread of snowflakes appeared on the computer.
“It’s over, another unlucky person is going to show up!”
Everyone was very nervous, just like earlier when Zeng Shuang’s avatar appeared on the screen, which also ant a death sentence was declared.
At this mont, everyone hoped it wouldn’t be them that appeared, and then it was Lin Baici who appeared.
So he would have to do his utmost to solve this rule pollution.
Honestly, Lin Baici’s calm deanor made everyone very annoyed.
Why can you remain so composed while we have to be so frightened?
Sizzle sizzle!
The snow disappeared, and on the screen, appeared a low-resolution dog head, upon first glance, composed of a big pile of mosaics.
It had the feel of those red and white gaming consoles played on black-and-white TVs fifty years ago.
“Good afternoon everyone, I’m Dogman Ah Lick!”
A male voice erged from the speakers.
Lin Baici frowned.
What the hell is Ah Lick?
Simpering dog?
“Next up, let’s play a little ga. The lucky person who answers three questions correctly can leave this crazy club alive!!”
After Ah Lick finished speaking, applause imdiately rang out from the speakers.
“Even brought the atmosphere crew!”
Lin Baici chuckled, looked at Gu Qingqiu, and gave her a “counting on you” look!
With Gu Qingqiu’s intelligence and academic knowledge, answering questions is right up her alley.
Gu Qingqiu returned Lin Baici’s look with a confident smile, then clasped her hands over her belly and waited quietly.
The others weren’t as composed; they all perked up their ears, listening intently while worrying the questions might be too hard.
“Here’s the first question.”
“At night, if the girl you have a crush on just finished playing a ga with the guy she likes, and you know it, and you ssage her on WeChat, what would you say?”
Everyone looked at each other, what the hell kind of question is this?
“You first!”
Ah Lick didn’t give them ti to think and pointed directly.
It was Wang Qing!
His avatar appeared on the screen.
Wang Qing scratched his head: “I’m better at the ga than him, I can carry you to the top rank?”
Buzz!
All the monitors lit up with a big red X.
Wang Qing’s shoulders slumped; anyone would know this symbol ant elimination.
“You can only carry to the top rank, but her boyfriend can hit a ho run!”
Ah Lick sneered: “Hope you never find a girlfriend in your life!”
“Heh.”
Wang Qing awkwardly laughed, thinking if I knew the woman I had a crush on was a sea queen keeping as a fish, I’d chop her up the next day and make fish food.
“Next, it’s your turn to answer!”
It was lanie.
lanie instinctively flipped her hair, displaying her feminine charm to Xia Hongyao, hoping this Ah Lick would like her and show leniency.
Though the hope was slim.
“I’d tell her I’ve already bought flowers and a diamond ring, bringing my life’s savings, waiting downstairs!”
As a woman, lanie knows what won want.
It’s nothing more than emotional value and economic value.
Beep beep!
A checkmark appeared on the screen.
“Hmm, that’s sowhat interesting, one point!”
Ah Lick was slightly satisfied.
lanie breathed a sigh of relief.
“Next one!”
This ti it was Lin Baici.
Everyone looked over, wanting to hear the answer from a Dragon Wing.
Lin Baici, through the na Ah Lick and lanie’s approved answer, roughly guessed the range of the correct answer.
It should be about simpering, the more excessively the better.
“Tired from playing? Give the address, what do you want to eat? I’ll order you a midnight snack.”
As Lin Baici said this, he felt disgusted with himself.
This kind of thing, not to ntion doing it, even thinking about it is unbearable!
How can a man be troubled by love?
From today onwards,
abstain from desires!
Buzz!
A huge red X appeared on the monitor.
“With your looks, you’ve probably never experienced being a simpering dog, want to ruin your looks so you can try?”
“Being a simpering dog is fun!”
“Trust !”
Ah Lick persuaded, seriously sharing the experience.
“Thanks, you keep simpering!”
Lin Baici coldly refused: “My tongue is stiff, can’t say those soft words!”
“Hopeless!”
Ah Lick was very angry.
Seeing Lin Baici get it wrong too, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
At least there’s soone to share the fate with.
A few more people answered, and finally, it was Gu Qingqiu’s turn.
“I heard you have a kid now? Give birth, I want the child to have my last na, and by the way, I’ll hand over my monthly salary to help raise it!”
Gu Qingqiu’s calm tone and words left everyone dumbfounded.
Can soone really stoop this low?
Even Ah Lick was shocked. Instead of a checkmark, the screen burst into fireworks.
This answer was the simpering-est of all they’ve heard.
Truly deserving the title of the King of Simpering,
absolutely deserved!
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