After brushing her teeth!
Kong i prepared to take a shower, but when she was undressing, she suddenly felt a cold sensation on her calf, as if it had been licked by a grass snake’s tongue.
Startled, Kong i imdiately lifted her foot and glanced down.
There was nothing there.
Kong i thought it must be a hallucination. She took off her clothes and turned on the shower.
Whoosh!
The sound of water echoed, and steam began to fill the air.
Kong i wet her hair and when reaching for the shampoo, she glimpsed in the corner of her eye a foggy makeup mirror. In the bottom left corner, a baby was clutching the lower edge, revealing one eye, staring directly at her.
"Ah!"
Kong i scread in fright, hurriedly retreating.
"Xu Jian!"
"Xu Jian!"
Kong i shouted.
Outside, Xu Jian’s voice called out.
"What’s wrong?"
"There’s a ghost!"
Kong i yelled.
"I think you’re sick!"
Xu Jian responded irritably.
"You’re the one who’s sick!"
Kong i cursed, but she also felt she had overreacted. How could there be such a thing as ghosts in this world?
She looked at the makeup mirror again, even wiped the fog away, but saw nothing.
"Damn it!"
Kong i cursed and started washing her hair.
With her eyes closed, she didn’t see that an ugly ghost baby had pushed the toilet lid open with its head, revealing two eyes that were staring intently at her.
The curse energy emitted by the ghost baby drifted into the air and was inhaled by Kong i.
Kong i finished rinsing her hair and was scrubbing with a bath sponge when she suddenly noticed the water spraying from the shower had streaks of black in it, like it was mixed with ink.
"What’s going on?"
Kong i wiped her face with her hand and discovered black ink marks in the water stains on her hand: "Damn it, when it cos to collecting water fees they’re in such a hurry, but a dog could do a better job than them!"
Kong i cursed, thinking there was a problem with the water supply.
...
"Welco ’Drunk Lying on Beauty’s Lap’ to the live stream room!"
"Thanks to ’Settling in the Sewer’ for the 666!"
"Want to see my wife?"
"That’s not possible!"
"That’s my lawfully wedded wife, we have a marriage certificate!"
"Gotta pay extra!"
Xu Jian was bantering with his viewers, making so lewd jokes about Kong i. When soone threw gifts, she put on a short skirt and black stockings to show her face; it was a common routine.
This ti, he got lucky, a rich guy gave a gift worth a hundred yuan.
"Thanks, Brother Hao, for the drumming cheer!"
Xu Jian said with a smile, clicked the player, prepared to play so background music, and started his rap, but the next second, he felt a chill at his feet, as if a loach was crawling over them.
The air conditioning must be on too high?
Xu Jian didn’t think much of it and started his rap.
"Hello viewers, I’m MC Xuxian, sending you a rap ’Thunder Shock’!"
"If you like it, type 666 in the chat!"
"The thunderous cultivation is overwhelming, the sky and earth collapse beneath my Purple Gold Hamr!"
"The Purple Lightning speaks the Xuanzhen Flas, the Nine Heavens Sword, a shocking transformation!"
Xu Jian’s first couple of lines were smooth, but after that, he shivered with every few words, stuttering by the end, struggling to speak clearly!
So cold!
Xu Jian turned off the air conditioning.
"What are you doing? Not using the air conditioning in midsumr? This isn’t how you save money!"
"Don’t let my sister-in-law get too hot!"
"Let sister-in-law co to my place to enjoy the air conditioning!"
The comnt section was full of all kinds of absurdities.
Xu Jian chuckled, saw soone had sent gifts, thanked them, and continued his rap, but again, he shivered, and his head started to feel dizzy.
Oh no!
Is he catching a cold and fever?
Kong i ca out of the bathroom and saw the air conditioning was off. She imdiately berated Xu Jian: "Why did you turn off the air conditioning?"
"Cold!"
"Then just raise the temperature a bit, won’t you?"
Kong i entered the live streaming room, took the remote control, and adjusted the temperature.
"Hello, sister-in-law!"
"Sister-in-law is really beautiful!"
"What does sister-in-law do for work?"
The viewers suddenly beca very enthusiastic.
Normally, Kong i would flatter the viewers who sent gifts, but today after her shower, she wasn’t feeling well, so she wasn’t in the mood.
"It’s already 25 degrees... ugh!"
Before Xu Jian could finish speaking, he vomited all over the keyboard and desk.
"Oh no!"
Kong i imdiately pinched her nose, frowning in disgust: "So dirty!"
After such an embarrassing incident, Xu Jian ended the stream quickly. With his thick skin, he wasn’t embarrassed, mostly because he wasn’t feeling well.
They cleaned up the ss quickly and went to bed!
...
Lin Baici put down his phone and looked at the ceiling.
The noise from upstairs had ceased.
Very good,
he could sleep now!
He also hoped those two have a ’wonderful’ night.
...
In the middle of the night!
Kong i was sleeping when she suddenly jolted awake, sitting up straight, then abruptly threw off the blanket, examining with the aid of moonlight.
"What’s wrong?"
Xu Jian asked, nursing a headache.
"I felt sothing crawling inside the blanket!"
Kong i turned on the light, the feeling was like the ti during the New Year at Auntie’s house, when their little baby who couldn’t walk yet crawled on her, but Kong i knew such a thing couldn’t happen, so it must have been a mouse or sothing.
"Did you have a nightmare? Just go back to sleep!"
Xu Jian urged, and after a few seconds, he nudged Kong i: "ii, I think I really have a fever, could you get so dicine?"
"Get it yourself!"
Kong i kicked Xu Jian, turned her back to him, and went back to sleep.
...
At six in the morning, Lin Baici heard noise from the kitchen.
He got up and saw his mother making breakfast.
"Up so early?"
Li Guiru looked at her son: "Go back to sleep for a while longer, I made so dumplings for you, cook them yourself when you get up!"
"I’m having lunch at the factory, there’s money on the coffee table for you to get sothing to eat!"
Lin Baici noticed the 200 yuan on the coffee table: "I have money, you don’t need to give more!"
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