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Now reading: Chapter 2399 - 1077: The Class Monitor Is a Scumbag! (2) from Deities Are All Just My Food, a Sci-fi novel by Missing You Washing Red Beans.

Tsk!

It may not be as fair as Bai Jiao’s, but it’s more slender than Bai Jiao’s fuller figure, and the lines are even better.

Don’t underestimate the look with flip-flops, it may not be as sexy as with heels, but it still looks great.

"Can’t sleep thinking about all the girls downstairs?"

Ji Xinyan teased as she walked to the bedside and sat down.

"I’m not that desperate!"

Lin Baici chuckled.

"Tch, I thought you were waiting for !"

Ji Xinyan pouted.

"How do you know I’m not waiting for you?"

Lin Baici countered.

"I knew our class leader was a pervert!"

Ji Xinyan glanced at Lin Baici’s shorts: "If you’re not afraid your female classmates might find out, you can just take right here!"

"I’m scared of you!"

Lin Baici pulled the blanket over himself: "Get lost and go to sleep; you might not care, but I do!"

The words were a bit harsh, but Lin Baici knew that Tea Girl wouldn’t be upset; instead, she’d find it amusingly stimulating.

"Really?"

Ji Xinyan reached out and suddenly grabbed the blanket on Lin Baici, pulling it hard.

"That’s enough, you riled up and now you’re leaving hanging? I’m the one suffering here!"

Lin Baici looked at the box in Ji Xinyan’s hand: "A gift for ?"

The box was beautifully wrapped with a pink bow on top.

Under the bow, a note was tucked.

Lin Baici’s sharp eyes already caught the words on it.

It read "To my male god!"

The ritual feels absolutely maxed out!

"Bought it in Lion City!"

Ji Xinyan casually tossed the box to Lin Baici.

Lin Baici caught it: "I have a gift for you in the bedroom. I’ll give it to you once Zi Lu and the others leave!"

"Why can’t you give it to in front of them?"

Ji Xinyan raised an eyebrow: "Is it sothing shaful?"

"What are you thinking?"

Lin Baici scoffed: "Do you think I’m as much of a pro driver in the art of flirtation as you?"

"So you want to keep the single image?"

Ji Xinyan nodded: "Makes sense. Once it’s official, it’ll be hard to flirt with other chicks!"

If Lin Baici were emotionally intelligent enough, he’d sense from this comnt that Tea Girl was, in fact, a bit upset.

Unfortunately, Lin Baici overlooked it.

"Dating is such a hassle!"

Lin Baici casually mused, dealing with the nightly goodnight ssages from Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu, and occasional invites from Big Sweet Sister, was making Lin Baici feel pressured.

Not to ntion the lady boss.

It’s fun, sure, but it’s also kind of tiring.

"Tch, all you want is enjoynt, no responsibility?"

Ji Xinyan pinched Lin Baici: "n are either bastards or about to be!"

"But why do I have feelings for you even though you’re obviously a bastard?"

Ji Xinyan fell back onto the bed: "Did Cupid tie the wrong person with the red string by mistake?"

"I like you too!"

Lin Baici replied, looking at Tea Girl’s T-shirt, a heartfelt sentint.

In this position, her Big Bear remained firm, like two unyielding mountains.

"Is that a confession?"

Ji Xinyan asked: "If it is, then confess loudly in front of the whole class!"

"Uh..."

Lin Baici scratched his head.

"Seeing you struggle, I’m starting to feel sorry!"

Ji Xinyan bit her lip, cursing herself inwardly for being such a fool!

"Open the gift, see if you like it!"

Ji Xinyan noticed Lin Baici’s gaze but did not choose to cover herself.

Let him look then!

This princess is confident!

Lin Baici carefully unwrapped the colorful paper packaging.

"Oh, don’t be so delicate, just tear it open!"

Ji Xinyan urged.

Lin Baici didn’t heed Tea Girl’s advice and continued to carefully remove the wrapping.

Inside was a three-centiter-high square box; opening it revealed a belt coiled inside.

"Luxury item?"

Lin Baici felt this thing wasn’t cheap.

"An Hermès belt, don’t you know?"

Ji Xinyan said, surprised: "I saw it by chance while shopping, and thought it suited you, so I bought it!"

In fact, the truth wasn’t quite how Tea Girl put it; her family spent five days traveling in Singapore and Malaysia during sumr, and she specifically took a day in Lion City to pick out the gift for Lin Baici.

"Thank you!"

Lin Baici wrapped the belt around his waist, tried it on, displaying a look of being quite taken with it.

He’s not interested in luxury goods, but if he casually set it aside, Ji Xinyan would definitely feel his response was too indifferent.

A girl carefully selects a gift, and a boy glances at it then sets it aside; that action can be quite hurtful.

Lin Baici was toying with the belt, suddenly contemplating whether to tell Tea Girl that he wouldn’t be able to appear at school this sester.

They wouldn’t et again until next spring.

Ugh!

Half a year apart really was too long.

"Why so absent-minded?"

Ji Xinyan frowned: "Sothing bothering you?"

"No!"

Lin Baici forced a smile, placing the belt aside, contemplating whether he should have a heart-to-heart with Tea Girl.

"Already done looking?"

Ji Xinyan glanced at the belt box.

"Huh?"

Lin Baici was surprised: "What else?"

Can’t be wearing this thing while sleeping at night, right?

"Don’t you want to feel its texture?"

Ji Xinyan blinked.

"Texture?"

Lin Baici was puzzled: "What texture?"

A belt is a belt; it should look nice and be sturdy, why bother with texture?

Ji Xinyan said nothing, turned over, and lay on the bed.

"Try it?"

Ji Xinyan’s hands crossed, resting on the bed, pressing her chin against them, then she turned her head, as if looking at the scenery outside the window.

"What try?"

Lin Baici looked at Ji Xinyan’s back head, confused, he puzzled over the belt, tied it around his waist.

"Straight man!"

Ji Xinyan muttered softly.

"What’s Tea Girl talking about?"

Lin Baici didn’t understand, getting worked up, thinking this was a test to see if they had a ntal connection!

If he couldn’t guess the answer, she’d likely be disappointed, right?

Think fast! Think fast!

Lin Baici looked at the lying Ji Xinyan, just about to ask her for so hints, suddenly, inspiration struck, rembering a little ga the lady boss played with him once!

Lin Baici’s gaze fell on Ji Xinyan’s backside.

Because she was lying prone, the hem of her T-shirt had rolled up, revealing her shorts.

Did Tea Girl want to play that ga?

Couldn’t be, right?

But the belt, texture, and lying posture seed to all point to that answer.

Whether Tea Girl didn’t want to play anymore or grew impatient waiting, she suddenly lifted her hands, supporting herself on the mattress, obviously preparing to get up.

[Big Straight Guy, your cupcake ans that!]

Eater God comnted.

"..."

Lin Baici was astonished.

Luckily, thanks to the experience accumulated from the lady boss, Lin Baici wasn’t at a total loss, he raised the belt, smacked Tea Girl’s backside with it.

Whack!

Then Lin Baici watched as the area beneath his gaze, much like jelly, began to bounce and ripple.

The curve was srizing.

"Ah!"

Ji Xinyan, although prepared, was still startled by the sudden hit, but in the next mont, she buried her face in the blanket.

’What reaction is this?’

’Didn’t curse ?’

’Did not get up either?’

As Lin Baici was pondering, Eater God’s comnt had already arrived.

[Of course it ans continue!]

Lin Baici instinctively looked at the room door.

Thankfully,

Ji Xinyan had closed the door when she ca in, because if anyone else saw, he and Tea Girl would be branded as the pervert couple.

As such, Lin Baici thought, he swung the belt again at the jelly.

Whack!

This ti he used a bit more force, causing the jelly to jiggle harder, almost as if it were falling apart.

"Hiss!"

Ji Xinyan gasped, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, she sprang up, pouncing onto Lin Baici, snatching the belt from his hand, and raised it.

"You lie down!"

Damned!

It hurts!

What’s so fun about this?

Can’t comprehend!

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