"So… Begin by heating the water in a large pot, adding the carnivore rabbit bones, sli extract, garlic, ginger, onion, and dried mushrooms. Bring it to a boil, stirring occasionally to dissolve the sli extract fully," Kaiden read the instructions from Mada Spice's book utterly shalessly, making Sarah giggle, "Hehehe! He truly had no clue at all! I knew it; he's winging it!"
"Yes, Chef!" Aria shouted rrily and brought out a big pot, filled it with water, and put it on the stove. Luna, anwhile, moved to grab the bones and sli extract. Nyx elected to begin chopping. Since her part took longer, the other two soon joined her in the cutting duties.
While they were busy with the preparations, Kaiden put on a pleasant background music track that made the atmosphere of the stream even better. It had a very nice vibe to it, Sarah thought, as she licked her spoon clean of any remaining N*tella.
"Sli extract… We just started cooking, but I already don't wanna taste it…" Luna grumbled under her breath in her typical adorable manner.
"I heard it's an ingredient that elevates many als to the next level," Nyx responded.
"Alright. It says… While the broth simrs, take all of the proteins and thinly slice them into even, bite-sized pieces. Arrange them on separate plates for easy access," Kaiden continued once they were done.
"Master- I an, Chef, you should introduce the ats!" Nyx nudged.
Kaiden nodded, cleared his throat dramatically, and gestured toward the counter where the selected ats were arranged in simple trays. "Ladies and gentlen, allow Master Chef Kaiden to present our premium selection of dungeon delicacies. Feast your eyes on these horribly expensive, overpriced proteins!"
Nyx simply grinned at her lover's antics, Luna muttered sothing about "boundless shalessness," while Aria clapped enthusiastically.
"First!" Kaiden dramatically pointed to the tray containing reddish-pink at. "The infamous carnivorous rabbit whose bones we already used for the broth! Don't let its size fool you—this creature of terror can bite through steel. However, its corpse provides tender, lean at with a mild, gay flavor. A classic of dungeon cuisine!"
He moved on to the next tray, which featured chunks of light blue at. "Next, we have glowfin eel! Known for its srizing glow in shallow dungeon streams, this slippery creature offers a delicate, sweet taste."
- TouchGrass: Are we sure eel and rabbit are supposed to go in the sa pot?
- Kaiden's Wife: Kai knows best; don't ask stupid questions.
- Divine Light: I once shat myself in a dungeon and went to take a dip in the nearby river, that's when this eel attacked my jewel sack… Every day, I wake up and imdiately say a prayer to all that is holy for the presence of a healer in our team that day.
- DeleteYuumi: yikes.
Kaiden stepped to the third tray, where dark, rich-looking at sat. "Now, the star of the show: razor warthog! If you've watched my dungeon stream—of which you can watch a very cool edited video after this stream ends—you would know this monster type was my first kill! While considered a weak monster, its at has a strong, earthy flavor that's unmatched by any other beast of its rank. It's hearty, savory, and just what we need to balance out the flavors in our pot."
He parted his arms wide apart, gesturing at the plates. "There you have it, ladies and gentlen: our lineup of monster ats for today's al!"
Aria clapped excitedly again. "Chef, I can't wait to try them all!"
Luna sighed as she grabbed a knife and muttered, "I'll just order takeout."
Kaiden wasn't having it. "As the man of this household, the duty of ensuring my ladies eat a healthy diet falls to , so no takeouts today! We eat what we make." He then whispered in a low tone, "I will cry myself to sleep if we have to spend more money on food today."
Nyx began slicing the warthog at into smaller chunks while saying, "I would be careful with my words if I were you. Assistants shouldn't anger the chef, or he will start shouting obscenities at his pitiful cooks like all the good chefs do."
"It's only that one arrogant British dude… If he tried speaking like that to , I would beat him up."
Their banter continued as the girls began preparing the plates with varying levels of enthusiasm.
"The broth already slls so good!" Nyx spoke up as she hungrily inhaled so warm air escaping from the pot.
"Great. Form three stations. Each of you will be responsible for cutting a monster up."
The girls did as instructed, and Kaiden began making rounds between the three to examine their handiworks.
He started with Luna, who chose the rabbit to work with. She was sulking a bit due to having been denied the opportunity to order restaurant food, so Kaiden evidently decided to cheer her up. Sarah saw the man move behind the Supre Empress, only to hug her. He rested his hands on her belly while laying so loving smooches on her lush, purple hair.
"He's so sweet…" Sarah whispered dreamily. She was having amazing fun watching the show, it improved her mood greatly.
- Kaiden's Wife: Ugh! I'm so jealous!! Wish I could be there too…
- TouchGrass: Simping for online personalities never ends well.
- Thirsty247: Shut up, nerd.
"It'll be tasty, I'm sure of it. Don't worry your little head about such things," Kaiden said once he was done kissing her head.
"I'm sorry, I'm not mad about the food or anything… It's just…" Luna replied in a soft tone, making Sarah think the girl must've felt like she was being unreasonable.
"Yes?" Kaiden prodded for answers.
"… I didn't like your interactions with the pink bimbo." After so great inner deliberations, she revealed what caused her to be grumpy.
"Hehe! So that's what it was. I understand her completely..." Sarah mused once she finally understood—Luna was agitated because Kaiden got utterly srized by Nyx's very heavily bouncing breasts when she was asking her question.
"Ah. That was my bad, most certainly," Kaiden nodded along sagely before saying, "But we've been through this dance before. I told you already that chest size matters little to . What's truly important is the woman they're attached to, and you are one wonderful woman."
Sarah gasped at his unexpected declaration, and she didn't seem to be alone.
- Kaiden's Wife: Yesssssss!!!!! I knew Kai wasn't a shallow man like the others! There's more to us than the asurents of our chest!
"Bastard, you're saying one thing and then doing another!" Luna accused before taking on a deep, manly tone to imitate Kaiden, "I don't care about a girl's bust size…" She then turned toward Nyx, who was watching the whole thing going down with amused eyes, and Luna started ogling her bazookas. "Yeah, my beloved little Luna, I swear I don't care, not at all, but let just stare at my cow-uddered girlfriend—who very obviously displays her inflated wares deliberately, without an ounce of sha in her entire being—for a few seconds as if I'm currently seeing the world's most beautiful sight. But I still love you just as much as I love her though. I swear on everything that is holy."
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