"There are just way too many questions. What do you think, girls?"
"I can’t see shit," Luna scoffed as if she were greatly angered.
"Yeah! I’m trying so hard, but I can’t even manage to read a single comnt!" Aria cried with pretend frustration.
"Indeed, indeed... I agree with my besties. I’m doing my utmost, but this is just not happening," Nyx purred.
"Hmm... Whatever shall we do then, I wonder?"
Kaiden’s hand lazily stroked along Bastet’s thigh as he mused out loud. anwhile, his other hand ran through the silken threads of her majestic black hair, curling a lock around his fingers.
"This chaos simply won’t do. At this rate, we’ll get nowhere."
He clapped his hands together. "As host, it is my sacred duty... to do sothing about this horrible ss."
[Ding!]
Just as his voice echoed through the bathhouse’s intimate chamber, every viewer, across all four perspectives, was hit with a new prompt:
Chat Mode Change Incoming
This stream is now entering mber-Only Mode.
Donate 10 Chronos to beco a Verified mber.
There was even a quote attached to the ssage.
"Let your sincerity speak louder than your mindless spamming." – Kaiden, Paragon of Sin™
The chat went nuclear.
- WetStoneWizard: You greedy bastard! 10 chronos just to ask if she purrs while sleeping?
- ThirstWizard69: This is classist!! Monster girl gatekeeping is a sin!!!
- PharaohStepOn: This is blasphemy! This is madness! You do realize you’re asking for $1,000, not $10, right?! Have so sha!
- CTRLZMyWife: Bro’s actually ntally derailed if he thinks anyone’s paying this simp ransom.
- ManaOnMyMind: Straight-up delusional. That’s rent money. WHO PAYS RENT TO ASK A CATGIRL QUESTIONS?!
- DungeonDebtCollector: No way. You gotta be RETARDED to think people are dropping 10 Chronos for this!
Tens of thousands of disgruntled ssages flashed before his very eyes in re monts.
But Kaiden?
He just smirked.
Still stroking Bastet’s hair, his fingers now trailing behind one sleek, sun-ward ear, he embraced the chaos with a happy heart.
Suddenly, the mbership-only mode activated.
Bastet, curled up against him, purred low in her throat as her tail flicked languidly across his chest. "How nice..." she murmured, her voice dripping with cruel delight. "The damned ants have finally stopped screeching."
Sure enough, the chat had grown eerily quiet.
Millions of hopefuls, frozen out. Not banned from viewing, just shackled into silence, their words locked behind the steep wall of a ten-Chronos paygate.
Despite being barred from chatting, a flood of smug little grins ford across the sea of viewer faces. You could almost hear the collective thought:
"No one’s dumb enough to pay that."
"See? Told y’all. Not even simps are this desperate."
"This whole stunt’s gonna age like milk."
"Bro about to beco the laughingstock of the century."
"A greedy pig who didn’t know his place."
"Pack it up, greedy fucker. No one’s paying that simp tax. GG."
Yunohana Tsukikage has beco a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!
Silence again.
But this ti it wasn’t from glee and frustration. It was pure, unadulterated shock.
Several viewers visibly choked on their drinks.
One audibly gasped like he’d seen a ghost.
The rest scrambled to open her public profile.
And there it was.
Clear as day. Verified. Confird. Real.
Yunohana Tsukikage.
A na etched into Japan’s mana history.
She wasn’t just so obsessed fangirl with cash to burn.
She was a National Treasure.
An S-Rank Awakened, clad always in traditional miko-inspired combat robes even on her off days. Her every appearance was a graceful dance of destruction, slaying monsters by the dozens without so much as a crease in her perfect posture. Known for dispatching beasts while barely even looking at them.
One of the executive council mbers of Shogunate Circle, Japan’s top-ranking combat guild.
Elegant. Untouchable. Respected all over the globe.
And now, a verified mber for Kaiden’s monster girl bathtub content.
"... Is that a typo?! That’s THE Yunohana?!"
"She paid?? She fucking paid???"
Scoffs burst across the stunned sea of viewers.
"She’s probably just curious about the monster girl."
"Lady Yunohana is a top-tier monster slayer. She must consider this a business expense."
"I an, ten Chronos is nothing to soone like Yunohana."
"But I bet she’s gonna be the only one willing to pay it. The rest of the elites can just coast off her questions."
"No point in dropping ten when soone else is already gonna ask what you’re thinking."
"Right? She’s alone in this."
The arrogance began creeping back in. The sa old grins.
Grace, Executive Secretary to the Chairman of the Awakened Association, has beco a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!
The chat stuttered.
"...Grace? As in... THE Grace?"
"Bro, she’s the mouthpiece of the actual Awakened Association Chairman."
Before the shock could settle:
Dr. Elias Roht of the Global Scientific Community has beco a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!
"Oh fuck! He’s in the Hall of Madness, right?"
"That lunatic tried to get a three-headed monster to argue with itself."
Colonel Martinez of ARC has beco a Verified Supporter.
"..."
"Isn’t he the guy who uses bioweapons against monsters?"
"He was literally on a black site two months ago! How is he even allowed to have a streaming subscription?!"
Grand Strategist Zhao of the Crimson Dynasty has beco a Verified Supporter.
"...No. Nope. No way."
Seraphine, High Chairwoman of the European Guild Coalition, has beco a Verified Supporter.
"OH CO ON."
"She’s the literal head of the continental council."
Astrid Valheim, Valkyrie Order Envoy, has beco a Verified Supporter.
Gareth Lyons, Excalibur’s Tactician, has beco a Verified Supporter.
Selene Morgrave, Duskborn’s Envoy, has beco a Verified Supporter.
"The whole coalition is here?!"
And it just kept going.
Celebrity chef Yuko Saijima, verified.
Elon Reinhold, CEO of PulseNet, verified.
Samar El-Dari, fad monster safari host, verified.
Keisha Blaze, triple-platinum pop idol, awakened, verified.
An anonymous account labeled simply "The Vatican" was also verified.
And just when the chat was starting to glitch from sheer disbelief...
VixieHex, #1 Monster Girl VTuber, has beco a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!
"Not VixieHex! She’s the monster thirst queen!"
"I knew she’d show up! This is her playground!"
Her profile photo popped up with a wink and fang-toothed smile, her chat entry animated with pixel hearts and glitter:
-🦊VixieHex: "If I don’t get my questions answered, I’m gonna be mad! Bastet better be canonically purr-certified 💅💦🐾"
The chat collectively went feral.
But then it hit a new zenith of insanity:
Supre Commander Il-Gon of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has beco a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners.
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