The class erupted into laughter again at the words.
"Teacher, it’s not a chicken, it’s Yang Qiming."
"Hahaha, damn, the Maori Star Lord has descended. My Brother Yang really has so skills."
"Ah, I’m swooning, I want to marry him."
"You devil, I just like this about you. Hey, here’s the issue, can Brother Yang crow and fly at the sa ti..."
"Shut the hell up! The English teacher is here!"
Qianbao was baffled, listening to everyone in the class chattering away. As people spoke one after another, she sowhat understood what happened but still couldn’t believe it.
"Yang Qiming, stand up."
The latter stood up awkwardly, sowhat regretting imitating a chicken.
"Teacher, I was wrong."
"I didn’t say you were wrong, I’m just curious about how you did it." Qianbao looked entertained, "How about this, imitate it once more for to hear."
The class erupted in another burst of laughter at these words.
Yang Qiming couldn’t help but feel a bit embarrassed, scratching his head.
Seeing this, the class started to egg him on.
"Brother Yang, we’re from Class Three, we’ve never backed down, don’t embarrass us!"
"Yeah, bro, don’t let us down, co on."
"It’s just imitating a chicken, what’s so hard?" Li Hua added fuel to the fire, "A big man shouldn’t be so fidgety like a girl, do it."
Jiang Nian turned his head, pointed, and caught him on the spot.
"Hey, hey! What’s wrong with being like a girl? That’s typical Chinese male thinking, you’re going on Xiaohongshu."
Li Hua got anxious, pointing back.
"Damn, don’t take things out of context."
"Issue here is, taking out of context is from ’don’t take things out of context’ in articles." Jiang Nian pointed at him, "Aren’t you taking it out of context with what you said?"
"Chi Shi Chi Shi Chi Shi!"
Zhang Ningzhi propped her hand on the table, listening to the childish argunt between Jiang Nian and Li Hua, and couldn’t help but sigh.
The boys were just too immature.
If they’re not imitating chickens, they’re stirring things up, like monkeys.
Thinking of this, she sneakily glanced at soone and couldn’t help but speak.
"Jiang Nian, do you know there’s a parent-teacher eting tomorrow?"
"I know, why?" Jiang Nian looked puzzled, thinking Zhizhi Baby really took him for an idiot, "At nine-thirty in the morning, I rember it clearly."
Zhang Ningzhi nodded and continued.
"That’s right, just don’t know which group is up for cleaning. So, any clue?"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Nian’s smile disappeared.
He frowned tightly, turned seriously to Zhang Ningzhi, and after much hesitation, tentatively asked.
"First exclude our group, right?"
Zhang Ningzhi shook her head, her pink lips moist, opening slightly.
"Wrong guess."
Jiang Nian’s face changed, and he couldn’t help but hold his head in frustration.
"Damn, I’m toast!"
On the other side, Yang Qiming started imitating the chicken again, this ti more accurately. Everyone was impressed by his vocal mimicry, Qianbao stood frozen, then led the applause.
Bravo, Yang Qiming stood alone in a sea of applause.
Even after recent betrayal, he was still touched by this bit of camaraderie. Even if it’s just a silly skill, one can find a sense of achievent in it.
At that mont, he realized sothing.
Actually..... I can imitate dog barks too, learned it from an old man in the village. Doesn’t matter if it’s respectable or not, barking is easier than crowing.
No one would expect to perform, right? Haha, only dumbasses would imitate dogs.
Yang Qiming restrained his urge to perform and sat down amidst the applause. With a calm deanor and elegant gestures, he exuded confidence as if to say, leave quietly after accomplishing sothing, hiding accomplishnts and fa...
"Bro, you’re aweso." Huang Caicai leaned forward, complinting Qiming across Zhou Yuting, sincerely saying, "I even feel like squatting in the circle again after hearing it."
"Haha, you’re exaggerating." Yang Qiming waved his hand, modestly saying, "Just a small talent, no big deal."
Zhou Yuting was about to vomit, what kind of weirdos are around her!
Imitating chicken, why not imitate dog barking?
From moving classes until now, not a single peaceful day, it’s been chaotic all the ti.
Could we have so normal people? Is it possible there’s not a couple of normal guys in this class?
.....
"I want Yuyu."
Jiang Nian lay on his desk, completely hopeless about life.
"Can’t sleep in tomorrow, the sky is falling. Kind of want to docunt the process of my Yuyu online, then fast forward to a ’Try Not to Laugh’ challenge."
Upon hearing this, Li Hua gave him a thumbs-up.
"Then won’t you beco the next big content creator? Congratulations."
Zhang Ningzhi was a bit confused, she’d only heard of ’Try Not to Laugh’ challenges. There are many such videos online, and she finds them entertaining but doesn’t quite get what they’re saying.
She felt a bit disconnected from Jiang Nian’s thought process, feeling a bit down.
Hmph, not including her in the fun.
Although Li Hua couldn’t accept it, as a group leader, he had to. Wu Jungu and Huang Fang calmly accepted the news, all were stable bros and sis.
Zeng You couldn’t take it anymore, he had plans to stay up all night to read novels.
"Can I not co tomorrow?"
"Sure, just find soone to swap with you." Li Hua, open-minded, said, "There shouldn’t be much going on tomorrow, just clean up after the parent-teacher eting."
"Then forget it." Zeng You gave up.
It’s not like he doesn’t have friends, it’s just rare to sleep in naturally. Without a life-threatening bond, who would swap shifts with him?
Jiang Nian had sothing to say, but Zhang Ningzhi suddenly grabbed him.
"What’s wrong?"
"You’re not allowed to swap!" Zhizhi said with a stern face, looking serious.
"Why?" Jiang Nian sweated nervously, thinking he must’ve sinned against heaven to be targeted like this, "I think Lin Dong’s dad will attend the eting, so I figured he... "
"No way!" Zhang Ningzhi interrupted him.
"You’re a bit overbearing, aren’t... your guys can’t stand sleeping in?" Jiang Nian was speechless, "I’m just a kid, you know?"
Li Hua: "Ugh, shaless."
Zeng You: "Despicable."
"Trying to sneak off." Zhang Ningzhi huffed.
Huang Fang: "We have a traitor in the group."
The only honest kid, Wu Jungu, ignored the distractions and asked about the actual arrangents.
"What ti to arrive tomorrow?"
"Nine o’clock, no need to be too early." Li Hua explained, "No morning cleaning needed, just mopping the floor and wiping the blackboard after, then reception."
The entire sixth group accepted the fate of doing chores, each with their own thoughts.
After the first evening self-study session.
Lin Dong left his seat, planning to go to the canteen to buy so snacks.
He made a fortune yesterday, enough to live lavishly the whole sester. Even without asking for pocket money from his parents, he could last till New Year.
In good spirits, he planned to invite a few friends along.
"Ah Cheng, wanna join in going to the canteen?"
Sun Zhicheng refused, preoccupied with sothing.
His own setbacks were unfortunate, but the success of his rival struck a nerve more.
Yang Qiming’s vocal skills were deeply impressive, even making him a bit jealous.
In the last couple of months chasing after Chen Yunyun, he had sowhat lost himself.
Once of refined taste, with every action reflecting elegance.
Now he was just living day by day, letting go of improving himself.
He couldn’t help but ask if this was really the right way.
Sun Zhicheng thought about it and decided to make a change. Picked up his transformation plan not completed on Monday, the first step to boosting charisma was rediscovering oneself.
And then, reading books. If one doesn’t read ’Guiguzi,’ it shows a lack of social experience, unable to grasp the essence of social relationships, without a bigger picture. This would an an average life in the future, leading to a relatively unsuccessful life.
Damn, he kind of wanted to beco Guiguzi’s lackey.
Ah, his brain tingled, could it be wisdom about to activate?
Yang Qiming glanced at him, clicking his tongue.
"Sick."
Sun Zhicheng stopped his wild imagination, turning his head to Yang Qiming, calmly saying.
"I’m sick, do you have a girlfriend?"
....
"What’s with your silly userna? ’Kicking the good leg of a cripple.’" Jiang Nian quipped, surrounded by Lin Dong and Hu Nianzhong as they headed to the canteen.
He initially didn’t want to go, but Lin Dong claid he was treating for the night snacks.
Free snacks, who could resist?
"A secondary account, just for fun." Lin Dong chuckled, "Once had a spat with a woman on Xiaohongshu, over a hundred comnts deep."
"Back then, her userna was sothing striking, like ’43 Degrees Crazy Sassy Goat.’ I couldn’t outargue her, so I changed to this for so added heft."
The group chatted and laughed, entering the canteen to buy a few at pies. Lin Dong also ran to the convenience store to grab three bottles of iced tea, opening them for everyone.
The bell for the second evening self-study session rang, but the three of them remained in the canteen.
"Brother Dong, is that platform still usable?" Hu Nianzhong asked quietly, "I saw others still making money today, seems nothing went wrong."
Lin Dong didn’t answer directly, mumbling.
"Ask Brother Nian."
Jiang Nian glanced at him, "If sothing happens, it’s all over."
Hearing this, Hu Nianzhong nodded.
"Got it, bro."
In reality, Jiang Nian didn’t want to say much since he wasn’t involved. Saying more would be problematic, making it seem like he had ulterior motives.
High emotional intelligence: everyone has their own fate.
Low emotional intelligence: Not my problem at all.
"Brother Dong, any other ways next ti? Count in, I’ll be obedient, going east if not west." Hu Nianzhong asked again.
Lin Dong hesitated, he only occasionally scamd a bit. Just minor exploits, why did this guy seem set on finding a unique niche?
If he managed to grasp a vertical sector through opportunity, wouldn’t that be a downward spiral?
Thinking of this, Lin Dong looked to Jiang Nian, hoping he’d say sothing.
"Cough cough, Brother Nian, what’s your take on this?"
Jiang Nian, fully focused on eating his at pie and sipping his iced tea, suddenly ntioned. He paused, after chewing thoroughly, frowned, and slowly said.
"My opinion is to reserve judgnt."
Lin Dong was impressed, the dude sure was good at playing dumb.
On second thought, he wasn’t Hu Nianzhong’s dad. Their relationship was friends, not risking it, lest uneven spoils led to falling out.
"I agree, let’s wait and see."
Third session of the evening self-study.
Yao Beibei swapped seats with Jiang Nian, she specially moved over to do howork with Zhang Ningzhi, chatting casually at the sa ti.
Jiang Nian moved to the back of the classroom, sitting at Yao Beibei’s spot.
Sitting in front was Yu Zhiyi.
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