Dragon Ball: Summoning Whis at the Start Chapter 95 95: Are They Here to Kill Me Again?

Earth?

Aside from instant noodles, what else did Earth even have?

Just rembering that taste made both Beerus and Whis retch in perfect unison.

Right now, the two of them looked exactly like Yellow-Browed King after eating fish nonstop for eight years.

"..."

Gran quickly slid off his chair and stepped far away from them, frowning.

"What are you two doing?"

He was just planning to visit Earth for so good food.

He had no idea why these two reacted like they'd seen a demon.

"No!"

Both Whis and Beerus shouted at the sa ti.

They exchanged a look, then Beerus nodded seriously, walked over, gripped Gran's shoulders, and declared:

"Do you have any idea how long we've been eating instant noodles!?"

"?"

"You trained for eight years—so we ate instant noodles for eight years!"

"??"

"We're not going back to Earth! We're not eating instant noodles ever again! We want your hotpot! Your roast whole lamb! Your full fish feast!"

Beerus practically roared it.

Whis stood beside him, silently but firmly agreeing.

Gran: "..."

Oh… so that was the reason.

Instant noodles slled wonderful thanks to all those additives, but even he got tired of them after three als in a single day.

Let alone these two maniacs who had eaten them nonstop for eight years.

Still…

Gran couldn't help but admire them.

These two actually forced themselves to eat that stuff for years—even treasuring all ten billion leftover buckets like precious relics.

To reach such extres… truly impressive.

Only two words ca to Gran's mind:

Absolutely insane.

"Lord Beerus, Lord Whis… Earth's food isn't just instant noodles."

Gran slipped out of Beerus's grip and stepped back.

"What do you an?"

Whis narrowed his eyes.

A cold aura suddenly rose off Beerus.

Could it be… back then, Gran didn't take them to eat the best food on Earth?

The atmosphere chilled instantly.

Gran retreated another two steps.

"Well… Lord Champa was there at the ti. If I took you two to eat the best food on Earth, he'd mooch off the entire feast for free."

Then, with a teasing grin, he added:

"Lord Beerus, surely you don't want Lord Champa tasting all of Earth's greatest dishes before you do?"

"..."

Beerus went silent.

Whis blinked, surprised.

So Gran had indeed held back back then.

Letting him off this easily—was that acceptable?

"Hahaha!"

Suddenly Beerus burst out laughing, hands on his hips.

In the next mont, he appeared beside Gran and slapped his shoulder approvingly.

"You did well! That fat slob treats even bird eggs like treasures. Letting him taste instant noodles was already the happiest mont of his miserable life!"

Gran's expression twitched from the forceful slaps.

"So… Lord Beerus doesn't bla ?"

"No. You did exactly the right thing. Even I haven't tasted Earth's other foods yet—why should he get the first bite?"

Beerus snorted.

Even now, he hadn't forgiven Champa for stealing from his backyard.

There was no way he'd let that fat pig enjoy Earth's delicacies first.

"Then let's hurry."

Beerus could hardly hold back anymore.

"Yes, sir."

Gran glanced at Whis.

A mont ago, this guy looked ready to punish him.

Whis pretended not to notice Gran's stare, tilting his head toward the sky while whistling innocently.

Gran chuckled.

He didn't call him out.

He simply let Beerus and Whis each rest a hand on his shoulder.

"Let's go."

With Instant Transmission, all three vanished.

Earth – The Heavenly Realm

At the edge of the Heavenly Realm, Mr. Popo lifted his head and frowned slightly.

"They're here again?"

"Are they planning to kill one more ti?"

"Wait—he already reached the Divine Dinsion?!"

Earth – West City

Whoosh.

Gran appeared on a bustling street with Beerus and Whis.

Crowds filled the sidewalks, and the sudden appearance of three striking figures sent a ripple of excitent through the area.

Especially the young, handso Gran—girls and young won scread as if they'd spotted a celebrity.

Gran ignored them, raising his gaze skyward.

"What are you looking at?"

Beerus glanced at the foolish mortals, then followed Gran's line of sight.

"The Heavenly Realm."

Back when he first ca to Earth, Gran killed Popo once.

"You're not planning to kill him again, are you?"

Beerus chuckled.

He rembered that incident, and he cast a quick accusatory glance at Whis.

After all, the mastermind behind that whole ss was Whis—he had sent Gran to "test" Popo.

"It was all Whis's fault," Gran muttered with a sigh.

"He knew everything, yet he still sent to test that guy… and I ended up killing him for no reason. It was embarrassing."

"..."

Whis tightened his grip on his staff and said quietly:

"It seems your training has gotten sloppy. When we return, I'll make sure you both get a proper lesson."

"Gran, buddy! Aren't we supposed to be finding food? I'm so hungry I can't even hear what Whis is saying!"

Beerus hooked an arm around Gran's neck and pushed him forward.

"I didn't hear him either. Co on—let's find sothing good."

Gran scanned the area for the food district.

He planned to feed these two first, then go check on Son Goku.

The two of them leaning on each other looked like a pair of close brothers, and Whis didn't know whether to laugh or sigh.

No helping it.

They were both his disciples.

Whis followed behind.

Ti passed—half an hour.

The sun began to sink, its orange glow stretching the trio's shadows across the street.

"Hey! Didn't you say you were taking to good food? Where is it!?"

Beerus was getting angry.

"Strange… where is the food street?"

Gran was confused too.

He had walked through almost half of West City already, yet still hadn't found it.

Not that West City lacked high-end restaurants, but the food street had more variety—more soul.

"If we can't find it, let's go back and eat instant noodles," Whis suggested calmly.

"Whis, shut up!"

Beerus glared.

Eight years of instant noodles—how was he not sick of them!?

"If we can't find the food street, I'll just take you to a high-end—"

Gran didn't finish.

A mysterious energy suddenly erupted from the opposite side of the planet.

"This is…"

Beerus imdiately released Gran's shoulder, his expression sharpening.

"This is miracle energy," Whis said, looking toward its source.

Miracle energy?

Gran's eyes widened.

On Earth, besides the Heavenly God and Popo, who else could wield miracle energy?

Obviously—soone had summoned the Dragon!

Gran quickly calculated.

Age 749 was the year Bulma and Son Goku first began their Dragon Ball journey.

According to the plot, they would eventually encounter Pilaf, and Pilaf would summon Shenron in an attempt to wish for world domination.

But

Oolong would interrupt and seize the wish first:

A pair of girl's panties.

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