Chapter 10: Lin Mo’s Wandering Half-Life, Never eting a True Lord
“You look at yourself, such a useless face. Isn’t Liu Rushuang just a bit prettier, a bit better built, a bit taller, and a bit sluttier? Why do you act like a cooked crab, blushing like that? Pah, I despise you!”
In the afternoon, after returning to her workstation, Yuan ng launched a full critique at Lin Mo.
Perhaps because Lin Mo had never shown any kind of “looking at won” expression to her, it broke through a certain soone’s defenses.
“Uh, you can’t really bla . I’m not lustful, but when the flower is in full bloom, if I don’t appreciate it, wouldn’t that make seem clueless and tasteless?” Lin Mo spread his hands helplessly.
There was nothing he could do—he was just a pure-hearted college guy fresh out of the newbie village.
eting this kind of top-tier succubus, if he had no reaction at all, that would be the strange thing.
“Still! Saying! You’re! Not! Lustful!” Yuan ng spoke word by word, and with every word she gave him a punch.
She was clearly furious.
“Not only are you lustful, you’re greedy for money too. I think you just don’t want to work hard anymore. Did you forget that she’s Liu Rushuang? She’s had more abortions than the clay pot rice you’ve eaten, and you still blush!”
Hearing this, Lin Mo imdiately flared up:
“That’s bullshit!”
“Damn it, I—”
Seeing Yuan ng about to explode again, Lin Mo quickly waved his hand: “No, listen to , I think I saw her last night!”
“Oh? Speak!”
The mont she heard that, Yuan ng put down her phone, suddenly very interested.
Just now, when Liu Rushuang’s call ca at the ice cream shop downstairs, she had already felt sothing was up.
Lin Mo didn’t hold back and told the whole story: last night, he had dinner with his cousin, got drunk, and she took him ho.
Along the way, it seed that soone got into the back seat and held him.
“You an to say, you got drunk last night, and Liu Rushuang held you in the back seat all the way? With you? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho~~ as if you deserve that!” Yuan ng’s first reaction was priceless.
Lin Mo: …
“Actually, I’m not so sure. I was drunk, my eyes couldn’t even open in the car. But just now, the voice on her phone was definitely my cousin’s, that I’m sure of! But Sister Yuan, what’s your relationship with this Manager Liu anyway? You look familiar with her, but it seems like you’ve got a grudge?”
Lin Mo gossiped in the opposite direction.
As for inheriting a family business, wasn’t that obvious?
Not to ntion, could an average family afford a Xiaomi su7 Ultra?
And with Yuan ng’s whole get-up from head to toe, one glance told you she wasn’t from an ordinary background either.
He was just curious about their relationship.
Hearing this, Yuan ng took a deep breath, pursed her lips, and after a long pause finally spoke: “Do you understand what it ans when people say ‘the child from another family’?”
“Got it!” Lin Mo made an OK gesture.
He understood perfectly.
During childhood, many people had that one comparison target, stronger in every way, while you were powerless.
But Yuan ng’s next words completely fried him inside and out.
“Not only that, she also turned my brother into her lapdog!”
Lin Mo: “Huh?”
“So she really is Rushuang herself?”
“Not really, it’s just my brother being a pure lapdog!”
Lin Mo: …
That was the worst.
Already unhappy being compared, and now her own brother, who had once treated her well, beca her lapdog, even speaking on her behalf.
The debuff stack was maxed out!
“I see. You’ve had it rough, Sister Yuan.”
“As long as you understand. As my loyal little underling, you know whose side you should be on, right?”
Hearing this, Lin Mo clasped his hands in salute: “Lin Mo has drifted half a life, never eting a true lord. If you do not cast aside, I am willing to—”
“Get lost! I see you as a brother, and you actually want to stab ?”
Lin Mo: …
“Sister Yuan, you’re a beauty. Be ladylike, otherwise how will you date in the future?”
“I’ll be DINK in the future, never falling in love!” Yuan ng spoke disdainfully, her tone firm and final.
Lin Mo froze: “Huh? Why? Do you like won?”
“There’s no why. I just don’t want to get fucked, isn’t that allowed?”
Lin Mo: (；￣Д￣）
“No, I an, while it’s not wrong, that’s way too crude!”
“None of your business! Just rember, stand with from now on. Liu Rushuang is my mortal enemy! Got it?” Yuan ng raised her fist in threat.
Lin Mo nodded.
He was not an ungrateful man, he rembered clearly who stood up for him in the morning.
Yuan ng lived and breathed loyalty—she was absolutely his best brother, unlike that traitor Zhang Wei!
Ti flew, and soon it was the end of the workday.
At the company’s underground parking lot, Zhang Wei blocked the two just as they were heading out to the internet café.
“Well well, boy, who knew you were hiding so deep? With Manager Liu… I even saw the two of you holding hands! But it doesn’t make sense. I’m nicknad ‘Triple Andy Lau’, the finest among n. How co I never run into these good things?”
Seeing Zhang Wei, Lin Mo imdiately blew up: “Traitor, you still dare to co back!”
“Hey now, don’t be so harsh. At worst, from today on, you’ll be Ji Bochang!” Zhang Wei grinned wide, showing his teeth, feeling no sha about having run away earlier.
“You… you—” Lin Mo pointed at him, trembling with rage.
He had never seen anyone so shaless.
Truth be told, Zhang Wei really fit the modern young man’s profile.
Say he was poor, yet he ate so much he got fat.
Say he was rich, yet he often had no money to spend and sighed.
Say he was lazy, yet he could stay busy from dawn to dusk.
Say he was dumb, yet he could surf the internet on his smartphone.
Simply put, he was just existing—an abstract existence!
Taking a deep breath, Lin Mo cald himself down, telling himself not to compete in “abstractness” with this gifted player, then said:
“Forget it, whatever!”
Hearing that, Zhang Wei was overjoyed, patting his shoulder: “I knew you’d forgive , my good brother!”
Lin Mo imdiately slapped his hand away, speaking lightly: “Don’t overthink. Mainly, my mom said—play with fools to bring fortune.”
Zhang Wei: ???
Yuan ng: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
How else could the three of them be friends?
Of course, it was because they were all the sa brand of ridiculous.
Just then, a pitch-black rcedes pulled up next to them, the window lowering.
“Not having dinner with tonight?” Liu Rushuang asked with a smile at Yuan ng.
Sitting in the car, Liu Rushuang held the steering wheel with one hand, sunglasses with the other, the seatbelt across her chest showing off her figure to the fullest.
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Lin Mo and Zhang Wei were dumbfounded.
“No, not interested!” Yuan ng said flatly.
In response, Liu Rushuang gave a soft laugh, then turned her gaze to Lin Mo: “And you, Makoto Itō, want to get in?”
“Uh… n-no need!” Lin Mo quickly refused under Yuan ng’s watchful gaze.
Liu Rushuang shook her head, then stepped on the gas and vanished.
“Was that seatbelt nice to look at~” As soon as she left, Yuan ng ground her teeth at the two of them.
Lin Mo: “What seatbelt? That was clearly a Wave-Amplifier!”
Yuan ng: (艹皿艹)
Zhang Wei: “What amplifier? You two explain! I only looked at the car, damn it was cool!”
The two: …
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