Everything I Got from Online Shopping Was Legit Chapter 105 : This Concubine Wants to Report Liu Rushuang’s

Chapter 105: This Concubine Wants to Report Liu Rushuang’s Affair

“Wrong, I was wrong, really wrong, I didn’t eat, I just slled it.”

On the sofa, cousin Su He held a long purple eggplant in one hand, while her other hand pinned Emperor Rushuang firmly down on the sofa, rendering her immobile.

The stick in her hand fell continuously with crisp smacks, striking until Emperor Rushuang kept begging for rcy.

“You think I’m blind? Didn’t you say it was just massage? I just went to the kitchen for a mont, and you already put your mouth on him, didn’t you!”

That’s right, from cousin Su He’s perspective just now, it was Liu Rushuang tugging at his collar, biting his neck.

The eggplant that was originally ant to be cooked had beco the most handy weapon, landing ten consecutive strikes on Emperor Rushuang’s fleshy backside.

“I didn’t, if you don’t believe ask cousin, Xiao Mo, say sothing, say sothing for !” Emperor Rushuang cried out miserably.

Su He: →_→

Feeling his cousin’s scrutinizing gaze, Lin Mo remained silent, only scratching his head.

Su He: “Still dare to argue, you treacherous subject, take this, Jackfruit Strike!”

“Wrong, this concubine won’t dare again, spare my life~”

Lin Mo: .

As expected of Emperor Rushuang, even at a ti like this, she didn’t forget to maintain her character. Soone called Liu Rushuang, her persona was as unshakable as Teacher Yu smoking, drinking, and perming her hair.

Watching Emperor Rushuang being beaten, Lin Mo couldn’t help but take a deep breath. Indeed, he had almost lost control just now. Thinking about it still made him feel scared. He was certain that if he had truly lost his composure first, what awaited him would definitely be Emperor Rushuang’s ridicule.

This woman could tease people, but if one wanted her to take responsibility, that was simply a fool’s dream. Was the na Liu Rushuang given to her in vain?

But he had to admit, Sichuan Girl’s move ‘Silence is Golden’ was indeed brilliant—without any explanation, naturally there would be great scholars to defend him.

Five minutes later, after finishing disciplining Liu Rushuang, Su He once again returned to the kitchen, warning her that if she dared to fool around again, she would change the use of that eggplant.

anwhile, Liu Rushuang, clutching her stomach with one hand, pointed at the white coat beside her with the other and said:

“I won’t argue with you about just now. Now you put this on, give a massage again, and this matter will be over. How about it?”

Lin Mo looked at the white coat beside him, his eyes full of confusion: “No, massage is fine, I’ll accept it, but why wear a white coat? It’s so hot, and also, where did you even get this thing?”

“You’re still young, do you even know what skin bonus is? Looking at the uniform makes happy, is that not allowed? Hurry up, my stomach hurts so much.” Liu Rushuang used her bare foot to kick him, urging him.

Lin Mo stepped back: “I don’t want to. I’m not a doctor, and this isn’t a hospital!”

Hearing this, Liu Rushuang leaned back on the sofa as if she had no bones, her lips curling into a slight smile. She tapped her lips with her finger and said: “Don’t want to? Who was it just now that was driving with big sister?

Oh, maybe it wasn’t driving, maybe soone was just speaking their mind?

Even when I was under torture just now, I didn’t give you away. You’d better think carefully. You don’t want cousin to know about just now, right?”

Facing Liu Rushuang’s naked threat, Lin Mo imdiately adapted his flexible bottom line.

He grabbed the white coat beside him, put it on while laughing and saying: “Leader points where, I strike where. Two horizontals and one vertical an to do, two dots and one force an to act.”

As he spoke, he wore the white coat neatly.

“Leader, how’s my declaration of progress?”

Seeing this, Liu Rushuang covered her mouth and giggled: “Mmm~~ not bad, keep it up, start now!”

“Alright~”

Lin Mo rubbed his hands warm and pressed them onto Emperor Rushuang’s stomach.

The mont his hands pressed down, Liu Rushuang’s originally pale face was dyed with a faint blush. This ti, however, her eyes did not dodge, but stared straight at the man before her.

The warmth of the hands on her stomach was nothing compared to the heat rising on her face.

Half an hour later, when cousin Su He ca out of the kitchen again, the first thing she saw was her cousin in a white coat, giving Liu Rushuang a back massage.

“Good heavens, I knew it! No wonder Liu Rushuang kept rambling yesterday about uniforms and skin bonuses. Sure enough, once he puts on the white coat, he imdiately gives off that ascetic vibe.” Su He looked him up and down, sighing, then turned to the one lying on the sofa, face much better and wearing an expression of pure enjoynt, and continued:

“By the way, you even specially brought a set of uniforms here? You really have too much ti!”

Hearing this, Liu Rushuang, sweating on her forehead, opened her eyes and smiled: “Of course. If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools. Without this uniform, the massage effect reaches at most eighty percent. With this uniform, the effect reaches one hundred and twenty percent. I just like this, what of it?”

After the massage, the pain in her abdon had greatly reduced. She felt much more energetic and relaxed, so she had the energy to bicker again.

Before she left yesterday, she had asked Su He to help arrange Lin Mo to co today. After all, her period wouldn’t end for a few more days—she couldn’t endure the pain all that ti, right?

Although she knew massage could relieve the pain, it was hard to find a skilled female masseuse. Instead, skilled male technicians were everywhere.

As for male masseurs—wasn’t there a ready-made one here? No reason not to use him. Plus, combined with the dicine Dr. Li prescribed, the effect was indeed remarkable.

Hearing this, Su He rolled her eyes, then looked at her cousin in the white coat and said: “And you, spineless, she asked you to wear it and you did? How long do you still have to press?”

Lin Mo felt awkward. Did she think he wanted to wear it? In this sumr heat? Wasn’t it all because Emperor Rushuang had triggered a little arc of her monthly storyline?

“Almost done. A single massage shouldn’t be too long.” Saying that, Lin Mo stopped his hands, ready to rest.

Feeling him stop, Liu Rushuang beca dissatisfied: “Why stop? It felt so good, keep pressing.”

“Press my ass, look at your complexion, it’s already much better. Hurry and go to the kitchen to watch your dicine!” Saying that, Su He dragged Liu Rushuang off the sofa, then sat down herself, pounding her shoulders: “Co, give cousin a press too. Just right, my neck and waist have been hurting lately.”

Lin Mo: .

He felt coming here today was a mistake. How nice would it have been to stay in the dorm? Instead, he ca here to work like a laborer. With his skills, if he opened a shop himself, he could charge by the minute.

“Have you gone to the hospital?” Lin Mo asked.

“I did. They said it’s cervical spondylosis from always looking down, plus mild lumbar muscle strain. No choice, it’s an occupational disease.” Cousin Su He sighed helplessly.

Working outside was never easy. For his cousin Su He to reach a managent position at her age, she had naturally fought hard back then. If she had slacked off every day, how could she possibly have her current position?

Lin Mo placed his hands on her cervical spine, kneading a bit to relax the muscles. Through touch, and with massage and bone-setting skills comparable to a chief physician, he also understood her condition.

“Raise your head more often. Cousin, your cervical spine problem isn’t light. Exercise more, do so yoga stretches, that also helps keep your figure.”

“Hey, where would I have ti?”

As they spoke, cousin Su He gradually felt that her cousin indeed had skill. No wonder Liu Rushuang was so fixated on him—it really was comfortable.

“Not bad, Xiao Mo, your technique has sothing.”

Hearing this, Lin Mo wrapped his arms around his cousin’s neck from behind: “The best part is still ahead. Take a deep breath, dizziness is normal.”

‘Crack crack’

“Ah~~ wait, wait! I quit, I don’t want it anymore!” Cousin Su He shouted.

At this mont, Lin Mo had already pressed her down on the sofa, giving her a set of forced bone-setting stretches. The process was naturally a bit painful, but for his cousin’s current condition, it was very helpful.

“Almost done, cousin. Your limbs are practically degenerating. You also have a bit of uneven shoulders and different leg lengths. I’ll fix it for you.” Lin Mo went straight to work.

In the kitchen, Liu Rushuang suddenly heard Su He’s screams and hurried out to watch the spectacle.

Then, accompanied by cousin Su He’s screams, Lin Mo saw a scene that made him want to laugh and cry.

He saw his cousin lying on the sofa, wailing as if tortured, while Liu Rushuang squatted in front of her, grabbed her chin, and said fiercely:

“Confess or not, I ask you, confess or not!”

Su He: “I won’t confess, I’m a Party mber, I won’t confess!”

Liu Rushuang: “Oh ho~ pretty tough, huh. Add more force, will you confess or not!”

Su He: “I confess, I confess all. It was I who assassinated Empress Dowager Cixi, I who burned down the Epang Palace, I who guided the asteroid that caused the dinosaurs’ extinction!”

Liu Rushuang: “Bold, still dare deceive this palace!”

Su He: “This concubine wants to report Liu Rushuang’s affair, defiling the harem, a cri beyond pardon!”

Hearing this, Liu Rushuang took out a cucumber, placing it across her neck: “Say that again!”

Su He: “This concubine won’t report anymore!”

Lin Mo: .