They had a premonition that the following scenes would be incredibly brutal, incredibly gory! Many faces even sported excited grins.
Then...
CLICK—
The screen went black, gone, skipping directly to Zhang Beixing’s next video!
"???"
Seeing this, every netizen was, without exception, dumbfounded.
What on earth is happening? they wondered. They were just getting to the good part, the most thrilling mont. And then it’s freaking GONE???
"Ah?!"
As a comnt like that scrolled across the screen, it instantly triggered what seed like a chain reaction. Every single netizen watching the video went into an uproar.
"I freaking took my pants off, and this is what you show ? Where’s the rest? I’m asking you, where’s the rest?!"
"Alright, alright, so this is how you want to play it, huh? Just you wait, I’m going to the kitchen to get so ’money’ for you!"
"Damn it all! The beginning was so thrilling, so brilliant, and just when we were getting to the best part—CLICK, it’s gone! Old thief Zhang, I shall never share the sky with you!"
"What happened? Why did the comnt section suddenly erupt with so many people cursing Brother Dan? Is soone intentionally stirring things up? (Confused)"
"Not stirring things up, just genuinely pissed off by Brother Dan. If you don’t know what happened, I suggest you watch Brother Dan’s previous video. There’s a real surprise waiting for you! (Sly)"
"HAHAHA, what a ’surprise.’ The world is still full of good people! (Dog head)"
The netizens were furious. It seed Zhang Beixing had anticipated their reaction, because in his second video, he imdiately addressed the ending of the previous one.
PLING~~
CLANG—
With a soft sound, everyone’s attention was pulled back to the video.
There, they saw Zhang Beixing holding a sharp blade. He flicked it with his finger, and in an instant, the incredibly sharp sword snapped into two pieces from that single flick.
Seeing this, the people who were still annoyed monts ago were suddenly stunned. Then, realization dawned, their eyes widening.
This head-flick... could it an...
"Holy shit, isn’t this magical? I didn’t even see the rest of the previous video, but now, for so reason, I can totally picture it!"
"Sa here. To be honest, bros, I’ve got goosebumps already. Man alive! That one head-flick, applied to a sword, snapped it in two. If that landed on soone’s skull..."
"That would probably sting a bit, huh!"
"Holy crap! No wonder Brother Dan didn’t show the rest of the last video. It’s not that he didn’t want to; it’s that the damn thing wouldn’t pass censorship! This is the first ti I’ve ever seen anything like this. Aweso!"
"A mont of silence for this thug. Of all people to let get close, he let Brother Bei get close. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Even with a gun, I doubt he’d leave a complete corpse!"
"Brutal, yes, but I still gotta say: Serves him right!"
Seeing Zhang Beixing snap the sword with a finger flick changed the atmosphere in the comnts section from curses to cheers. The outco was already crystal clear.
Especially after they saw the follow-up, where Zhang Beixing demonstrated the "Nine Techniques of Sudden Rain" and "Mountain Splitter" from his "Heaven and Earth Natural Technique." They could now predict the thug’s fate with even more certainty! With that little combo from Zhang Beixing, forget a person; even a bear would probably be hamred to death by him.
Understanding this, the comnt section was filled with a joyful atmosphere.
Just then, everyone noticed a new pinned comnt from Zhang Beixing himself:
[Current KDA: 20/0/1, Great Grandmaster Realm!]
Seeing this, everyone had a flash of insight. They recalled that Zhang Beixing’s KDA was 19/0/1 after he dealt with the two Black Ghosts. Now that his kill count had suddenly hit 20, the implication was obvious. It seed this criminal had been hamred to death. Indeed, such a video wouldn’t be allowed on the platform.
But knowing the result made everyone feel fantastic.
"Total newbie here, so forgive the dumb question: what should I watch out for if I fight the host one-on-one? If he hits with a whip kick, should I start looking at new houses or new cars? (Peeking from under a pot lid)"
"Sweetie, my suggestion would be to look directly at crematoriums. Saves trouble, you know! (Smile)"
"The youths of the Southern Village bully for my age and weakness; one kick sends flying to Italy! With the host’s current strength, he could probably complete the legendary Oizaki’s Eight Challenges that no one has ever finished, right? Brother Dan, you have to try it!"
"Kid, stop watching. Practicing that is useless; he can’t hit through the screen. Better to learn how to troll from ; I can piss people off even through a screen. I’ll start: Can the host even do it? You’re struggling this much from just a thirty or forty-ter distance. Your movent technique still sucks. You need to practice Lightness Technique, understand?"
"Exactly! And I’m not just trolling; I’m serious. Brother Bei’s fight this ti was impressive, but it was missing a little sothing. Your movent technique is aweso, sure, you can dodge handgun bullets. But what if you face a rifle, or a Gatling gun with blue flas? How are you going to dodge that? As a martial artist, especially as the President of the Martial Arts Association, you should master at least one of these three: Tracing Snow Without Mark, Crossing the River with a Reed, or Ripple Step, right?"
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