Once the new bedroom door was installed, Lin Tang said, "Zichu, go inside and try it out. Let's see how the soundproofing is."
"Sure thing." Wei Zichu scampered inside and closed the door, then deliberately made an affected, moaning sound.
Zhu Yingning was speechless. What on earth is going on? Why do I feel like they're playing so kind of perverted ga?
"Can you hear anything?" Lin Tang asked Lee Encai. As for himself, he could hear it no matter how good the soundproofing was.
Lee Encai, who had no martial arts training, listened intently for a mont before shaking her head. "Now you two can go wild in there without any worries!"
When Wei Zichu ca out, he was already impatient. "Brother Lin, should we go try it now?"
"...It's not even dark yet. What's the rush?" Lin Tang waved his hands dismissively.
Wei Zichu shook his arm, still trying to persuade him.
Lee Encai couldn't stand it anymore and protested, "I don't think this is fair! I was here first. He had you last night, so tonight it should be my turn!"
"But didn't you already give up?"
"I only gave up because I didn't know it could be done this way! Now that there's a shortcut, of course I want to continue!"
"But I'm just starting to get the hang of it. Why don't you wait a few more days? Or... we could do it together tonight?"
"Together it is!"
"Absolutely not!" Lin Tang firmly rejected the idea. "What do you take for? An inexhaustible ox? One of you is already more than I can handle. If it's two at once, you might as well just kill !"
Zhu Yingning stared in disbelief. Are young people these days really so bold?
But when she finally saw the Heart Monkey Nine Calming Techniques and learned that Lin Tang could help people undergo the Yijing Cleansing to accelerate their cultivation, her face flushed with excitent. Like a starving wolf with eyes glowing green, she stared at Lin Tang and shrieked, "I want in, too! Tonight, the three of us will do it together! If you're any kind of man, Master, you won't say no!"
This was a Heaven-grade Cultivation Technique! Even the Tang Sect didn't possess one. The poison arts her late husband had treasured so dearly were nothing but trash in comparison.
SMACK!
Huang Jifen, holding Wu Xinyu's hand and carrying a bag of freshly bought groceries, walked in just in ti to hear that line. The shock made the groceries tumble to the floor. With a mournful expression, she said, "Boss, maybe it's better if I just take Little Yu and move out."
The boss is a good person in every way, but his personal life is just too ssy. If he's this unrestrained in his youth, what will he do when he's old?
"Aunt Huang, you've truly misunderstood!" Lin Tang sighed, looking toward the heavens. There goes my lifelong reputation!
「That evening.」
When Zhu Yingning learned that the Yijing Cleansing required her to undress, she struggled for a long ti but couldn't overco her internal reservations. She stamred that she needed to go back and think it over, then fled in a panic. Although Lin Tang had seen her completely naked once before, that was an accident, sothing that happened *to* her. This ti, she would have to do it willingly. How could she face her deceased husband?
While she had a husband to consider, Wei Zichu did not. He had no such reservations. After a shower, he went straight to Lin Tang's room, turned his back, and swiftly stripped, presenting his smooth, bare back to him.
Lin Tang, as placid as a saintly Buddha, was just about to begin when Lee Encai burst in.
Seeing her dressed in a sports bra and shorts from her workout gear, Wei Zichu blinked. "What's this?"
"Tch. Only a fool like you would do exactly as he says. I refuse to believe wearing a few clothes will actually make suffer a Qi Deviation," Lee Encai said, lifting her chin proudly. She then put her hands on her hips and spun around, shalessly showing off her figure.
It had to be said, when a woman wore skimpy clothing that still covered all the essential parts, it was often far more likely to stir a man's wicked thoughts. At least, Lin Tang, whose heart had been as still as water, couldn't help but gulp. His gaze was drawn to her long, straight, snow-white legs, which left no gap when pressed together. Above them was a slender waist that looked as if it could be encircled by a single hand, her navel a taut line on her flat stomach.
Lin Tang suddenly remarked, "Actually, you could also wear stockings. That would make it even less likely for you to suffer a Qi Deviation."
"I'd have to be crazy to believe you, you big pervert!" Lee Encai shot a kick at him.
Lin Tang casually caught it, his hand closing around her ankle. He watched her pink, rounded toes wiggle playfully, her nails adorned with cute, shimring polish. "Your feet aren't even clean," he teased. "Here, let scrub the dirt off for you."
He then gave her a tug, causing her to yelp and tumble onto the bed.
"You two—" Wei Zichu's brow twitched. He began to get dressed while grumbling, "Lee Encai, are you here to cultivate or to cause trouble?"
"HAHAHA, that tickles! Stop scrubbing!" Lee Encai squird and rolled on the bed, laughing so hard her stomach cramped.
Seeing this, Wei Zichu shook his head again. "You can't even handle a little tickling. When he starts the Yijing Cleansing, you're going to laugh until you pass out, aren't you?"
As it turned out, he was right. During the official process, Lee Encai's tolerance was indeed no match for Wei Zichu's. She alternated between fits of wild laughter and strange shrieks, threatening to break the flimsy bed fra with her thrashing.
Although the door's soundproofing had been significantly improved, it was no match for the sheer volu of her voice. Never mind Huang Jifen; even the neighbors upstairs and downstairs were astounded. This new neighbor really knows how to party!
"Grandma, are the Immortal Brother and the Vixen Sister fighting? Maybe we should go diate before soone gets killed," Wu Xinyu said, her small face filled with worry.
Huang Jifen fell silent. That's it. We're moving tomorrow, no matter what!
***
「In the blink of an eye, the day of Xiao Xuanye's official adoption ceremony for Shen Youling arrived.」
Since there was no invitation system, a verification process was used instead—anyone who could provide certain credentials and pass the review could attend. After the numbers were tallied, they discovered there were far too many people. Consequently, they moved the celebration to the largest stadium in Jiangbei, making it feel more like a concert.
The air throbbed with the sound of gongs and drums, and the venue was a sea of people. Guests from all over the country had co, completely filling the spectator seats.
Shen Youling was exquisitely dressed and had cramd on proper etiquette. Every movent she made exuded nobility and grace. She was as dazzling as a true princess.
"Wow!"
Many in the crowd had assud she must be terribly ugly. Otherwise, why the desperate search for miraculous beauty elixirs? But seeing her in person, they were all stunned. She was this beautiful even with a dark mark on her face. How unbelievably gorgeous would she be without it? Such a favored daughter of the heavens—no wonder Mr. Xiao had taken a liking to her.
Haha, I thought this young master was going to have to endure humiliation, but this looks like a cushy assignnt! Not only do I get the girl, but I also get Mr. Xiao as a father-in-law... I must have this woman; no one is snatching her from !
The only regret is that she's been married once... Damn it, why didn't I et her sooner?
What kind of bullshit luck did her ex-husband have to score such a prize?
"I heard her ex-husband is just a country bumpkin!"
"He's not a 'brother,' he's a piece of dog shit!"
Birds of a feather flock together. Without any need for deliberate arrangent, the guests naturally segregated themselves. Those of relatively low status sat in one area, while those of higher status sat in another. Naturally, the high-status individuals looked down on the lower-status ones, who in turn clutched onto a lottery-like hope. What if Mr. Xiao or Shen Youling takes a fancy to ? Even if they went ho empty-handed, it was no great loss. They could just treat it as watching a good show. The chance to even glimpse Mr. Xiao's esteed face was an honor in itself.
Of course, there was one thing that everyone, high status or low, agreed on: they all looked down on Lin Tang. They felt his marriage to Shen Youling was a pure fluke, and it served him right to be disdained by Mr. Xiao and kicked to the curb.
A few inford individuals tried to explain that Lin Tang was actually quite capable, skilled in both martial arts and dicine. He had injured Yan Renjie and cured Li Weihai.
"But isn't he a cripple now? So what's the point of bringing that up?"
"As for dicine, if his skills were really that great, why would Mr. Xiao still be offering a reward for famous doctors? He must be just so country quack with superficial knowledge. Nothing special!"
In the crowd, Hua Fengchen smiled as he listened to the others' disdain for Lin Tang. Just as he was about to join the conversation, he received a call. "Dad, you're here? Where are you? I'll co et you!"
"You're already inside?" Hua Tianxiong's voice crackled with irritation. "You fool! Don't you know the higher your status, the later you should make your entrance? Get out here right now and wait to enter with !"
"Uh... I'll be right there."
Though he was being scolded like a dog, Hua Fengchen didn't dare show the slightest displeasure. He imdiately scurried out of the stadium and found Hua Tianxiong, bowing hastily.
Hua Tianxiong noticed the unhealed injuries on his son's face and knew he had been beaten. His expression filled with disgust. "You embarrassing piece of trash. Go change your clothes and put on so makeup to hide that!"
"...Yes!" Hua Fengchen shrank back, becoming increasingly timid. He looked like a little eunuch attending an ancient emperor, a far cry from the spirited young master who had first arrived in Jiangbei.
What made him blush with the deepest sha was that Lin Tang had also arrived. He just happened to be passing by, witnessing the whole scene and laughing.
"Lin Tang!" Hua Fengchen roared, his face flushed with humiliation and anger. Emboldened by the fact that Hua Tianxiong had brought their family's strongest bodyguard, Xiong Guangfa, he was no longer afraid of being beaten. He rushed forward and shouted, "You've already been kicked out by Mr. Xiao, you piece of trash! What right do you have to be here? Are you even qualified to enter?"
Lin Tang didn't even deign to speak to him, rely turning to Lee Encai. "Did you hear a dog barking?"
"How dare you curse ? You've got guts... Officer, you're just in ti! Quickly get rid of this cripple! Don't let him disrupt Mr. Xiao's adoption ceremony!" When Hua Fengchen saw the adjutant with the constipated expression leading a squad of n out, he was overjoyed and quickly tattled.
Old grudges flared the mont they saw each other. The adjutant's eyes blazed with hatred as he recalled the humiliation of being trampled under Lin Tang's foot.
CLICK!
They all drew their weapons simultaneously.
"Lin Tang, you actually dare to appear before again? Are you not afraid of death?!" the adjutant's tone was chilling. This wasn't so complex forest; it was an open plaza with no cover. In this situation, he refused to believe Lin Tang could poison them faster than they could pull their triggers. With just one command from him, Lin Tang would undoubtedly die.
"Good! That's right! Kill him! Quick, kill him!" Hua Fengchen yelled excitedly.
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