"Ah Qing... why don't you just switch accounts? I knew you shouldn't say too much crap during live streams. Your current streaming account is probably flagged for review."
Watching Yu Xueqing handle the account appeal in a flustered yet skillful manner, Ansheng, as a little fox, felt numb. Just mimicking a corgi wagging tail got judged as vulgar in a live stream.
Though Ansheng indeed wanted to charm the audience by wagging her tail, trying to enchant them with fox magic.
But why in the world is a fox wagging its tail considered vulgar?
Ansheng couldn't understand, and was utterly shocked.
"......."
Yu Xueqing appealed for a manual review, but this ti the live stream room wasn't unbanned. The manual review reply stated the ban was because the fox exposed its fur balls.
Yu Xueqing's face turned dark as she looked at the public chat, then turned her gaze to the dumbfounded little fox and used a pun:
"This ti... it's really over."
The live stream room is banned for twelve hours, no appeal would work.
The little fox would get banned just for shaking its butt in the live stream.
Yu Xueqing sighed deeply and planned to say they would go back to the hotel to rest, waiting for the afternoon sun to be less scorching before taking Mo Yiqing out for a stroll.
However, while checking out, the cashier reminded everyone, saying: "We just received a notice that there was a car accident over by the overpass. A zoo transport truck got hit, allowing wild animals to escape."
"Now, security officers, the forestry bureau, and zoo staff are all conducting the chase. Everyone is advised to stay indoors and avoid going out....."
Mo Yiqing was stunned upon hearing this and exclaid: "Sothing so big happened here, and there's no public announcent?"
The cashier shrugged and said: "How would I know about those things? The boss instructed us to retain custors inside and inform all passing custors by telling them about this incident..."
In fact, while the zoo transport truck indeed got into an accident causing animal escapes.
The situation wasn't actually serious. All the animals were fed before the transport and injected with tranquilizers.
Those animals weren't in the mood to harm anyone; they were so full that they couldn't even breathe properly, dazed and confused.
The reason they escaped was because they were startled awake from the collision during transport, triggered by stimulus, and would beco dazed and sleepy again after their emotions stabilized.
The security bureau had notified all district offices to inform all neighborhood shops, telling the shop owners to ensure their own safety while informing passersby about the situation, without making a big deal out of it.
Most importantly, don't let the whole city know.
To avoid so fa-seeking influencer going crazy, running over to taunt a lion by pulling its tail and then deeply licking it.
"Just so wild animals! Our Ah Qing could knock them down with a punch, the beasts would be indebted for two lives." The little fox lying on Yu Xueqing's shoulder waved its paw dismissively, full of confidence in its caretaker.
Except for elephants or hippos, what kind of beast could withstand Ah Qing's wrestling moves?
"You don't get our Ah Qing's essence..."
But then.
Before Ansheng finished his rant, the wish list in his mind suddenly started flashing.
[......So dangerous! In broad daylight, wild animals strolling down the street. —Yu Xueqing couldn't help imagining wild animals walking down the street, forced to open their mouths by terrifying upright apes waving guns, who then dumped junk food into them.]
[Wish fulfilled: Private zoo (cats' anings vary, but who wouldn't want to pet a big kitty?)]
"Ah Qing, don't be ridiculous, I was just ranting, and you actually want to pet those wild beasts that escaped from the transport truck!"
Seeing the new wish on the list, Ansheng imdiately widened his eyes at Yu Xueqing.
"But don't say... I might really pull it off."
"Our Master Fox in Jiule City does have so presence now."
Seeing a brand new wish refreshed, the older Ansheng would have ignored it.
The world is so big, how could I know where the thing you want is hidden? You aren't making it easy for , Ansheng!
But today's different from yesterday, Ansheng has so connections in Jiule City now!
"Whimper, whimper—"
The little fox whimpered in Yu Xueqing's ear, saying it wanted to go to the bathroom to poop.
Yu Xueqing thought about it and said: "Alright, but rember to flush the toilet, your poop stinks, and rember, there are no buffet snacks in the bathroom."
"Whimper!"
The little fox's face went dark, stepping on Yu Xueqing's thigh on purpose as it landed.
You think I want to poop?
Who do you think I'm going to the bathroom for?
Stop saying things that aren't conducive to unity!
The little fox ran into the n's bathroom, quickly jumped up to the window ledge, and took a deep breath:
"Woof woof woof—"
'I, Master Fox! Do a favor, see if there are any big cats or strange creatures around your area and let know. Pass the ssage along if you hear it.'
The little fox's barking spread out; the dogs, hearing its instructions, started passing the word around.
Within monts.
'Master Fox! Over by the Huiyuan Supermarket, several fat cats are sleeping by the cars! Brothers who hear this, pass the word to Master Fox.'
'Master Fox! I got a leopard here!'
' ! I report! My owner keeps a brown bear at ho, but I suspect it wants to gnaw on my owner's butt; Master Fox, handle it for .'
'Master Fox, I got a grouper here, over two hundred pounds of big grouper.'
'Do you accept rattlesnakes? They hiss, you know!'
'I've got a python here!'
The little fox's bark drew responses from the dogs around the seaside, reporting in.
One even ratted out its own owner in a mont of righteous indignation.
"???"
Ansheng's ears perked up, listening to the dogs' reports, and the whole little fox was dumbfounded.
So big cats escaped from the zoo.
But according to the dogs' reports, there are now four tigers, one brown bear, two black bears, several venomous snakes, two giant ball pythons, and two penguins.
Of course, aside from these common animals, what shocked Ansheng even more was.
Soone actually kept two large sharks at ho.
Bro, do you even know what you're doing?
Mazu may not question your outrageous behavior, but our country has a complete criminal code.
It's like fate decrees three parts, but it's up to you to strive to avoid jail.
"What kind of people are these! Keeping venomous snakes is one thing, but keeping brown bears and sharks at ho.... "
"Are you running a zoo at ho? The beasts exhibited at the zoo probably aren't as complete as the national protected animals in your house!"
"It's thirty-eight degrees, and you're keeping penguins!"
The little fox cursed as it jumped out of the window, heading straight for the areas involving wild beasts.
Excluding the penguins and the brown bear, it intended to check them out afterward and collect them all.
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