"If you don't help , I'm thinking of standing on the rooftop soday and elbow dropping the greenery..." Fennec Fox Xiaohua's eyes glimred with hope as she hugged Master Fuli's leg, looking pitifully up at him.
"Alright, alright..."
Ansheng couldn't help but rub his ears, raised his paw to push the Fennec Fox clinging to his leg, and began to rant:
"I don't even know how the Security Bureau appointed you as a phone custor service representative... not a big fox, but sure a loud voice."
In the fox family, the Fennec Fox is considered a small fox, but it possesses a very loud voice.
Using the term "village loudspeaker" to describe it might even be an understatent of the Fennec Fox's volu.
"After coming back from Da Xing'an Ridge, I asked them if there was any work. They said my voice was sweet, so they let serve as the translation custor service representative." Xiaohua shrugged and said.
During the ti in Da Xing'an Ridge, although Xiaohua helped the Security Bureau persuade overseas spirit beasts, the job felt like a vacation, even bringing the joy and anticipation of a blind box...
However, the friends Xiaohua made couldn't compare to Wang Ya's combat power at all.
Wang Ya seed like a hundred-ton king, knocking all the rebellious spirit beasts away like bowling pins.
Therefore, Xiaohua could only go out to work, temporarily escaping the suffocating love of the Fennec Fox.
Conveniently, Xiaohua has the trait of "making friends" and is proficient with computers, so she joined the Security Bureau, providing animal language text translation support for field personnel.
"Since Master Fuli is helping , then..." Fennec Fox Xiaohua turned around, closed her laptop, jumped directly from the table to the ground, swung her tail, and began to hum:
"No need to pretend to work, I'm going out to play, today should be marked as 'No-Wang-Ya Day', a celebration for all."
"...That's Wang Ya for you."
Ansheng looked strange, full of wonder, as he followed Xiaohua out of the room.
"Xiaolan, hurry over here, there's much to see!"
Ah Qing poked her head out the window, filming with her phone. Seeing the little fox and another big-eared fox walk out, she called them over.
"Hmm? What's there to see in the yard?" Ansheng asked, puzzled, as he jumped from Lingren's shoulder to Momo's shoulder, propping himself up to gaze out the window.
Behind the Fox Kingdom Hotel is a adow adjoining a forest, and it serves as a fox research institute and hospital. Usually, the Fennec Fox's little brothers frolic in the adow.
"In the southeast direction, that red fox..." Momo looked at the little fox with a strange expression, pointed at the highlight on the field, and said:
"That's a male fox, but he has three nests, each containing a female fox. Now, the male fox just caught a rabbit and delivered it to his first wife, then caught a duck for his second wife..."
The male fox on the field, panting, still energetically scanned the adow, tirelessly searching for prey to deliver to his third wife.
"So..." Ansheng, a bit confused, asked Momo.
"Aren't foxes pure love gods?" Momo quipped, his face full of black lines.
"To love universally is also to love!" Ansheng chuckled, teasing Momo, "About these fox matters, it's really difficult for to explain to you; it's better to let Wang Ya do it."
"Foxes living in nature are indeed monogamous, but there's an exception—when resources are extrely abundant, male foxes often choose a universal love strategy, 'Your ho can also be my ho...'
Wang Ya, observing the scene outside the window, couldn't help but raise her hand to her cheek and sigh: "Foxes who rush around for their family, full of responsibility, also have their charm.
It's currently not the breeding season for foxes, the red fox providing for its family now is part of courting behavior.
Reserving a mate in advance so that during the breeding season, they can directly start installing the plugin.
"This is actually a custom? So, if you feed foxes less, you'll effectively control their desires?"
Momo, with a contemplative look, asked Wang Ya to propose a hypothesis.
"National Second Rank!"
Ansheng glanced at Momo, teased: "If you skimp on my als tonight, I'll report it to the Forestry Bureau."
"Well..." Momo waved her hand, gesturing for the little fox not to dwell on these things, just gossiping.
"Master Fuli, about Xiaohua's matter...'
After Ah Qing finished filming her video, everyone headed inside the banquet hall, and Wang Ya glanced at the Fennec Fox, quietly approaching Master Fuli to ask in a low voice.
"Xiaohua doesn't have any psychological issues, it's just that the Fennec Fox grew up and needs so personal space."
Ansheng turned to Wang Ya and said: "Your behavior is starting to resemble a mother who enters a room without knocking."
"Moth... Mother?"
Wang Ya's face looked like she'd been struck by lightning, stamring: "Not... shouldn't it be! The Fennec Fox belongs to a communal fox species, how could it reject group bonding."
Ansheng looked at Wang Ya, speaking calmly:
"Once... I heard a real-life case in Ah Qing's school dormitory, a male student's mother didn't like him closing the door, often using a key to open it."
"And then..."
"When that male student rebelled, he grabbed a magazine and took off on a wild spree, from then on, his parents had to lower their brows in submission when he passed by. Understand?"
Ansheng gave Wang Ya an example, warning her, be cautious not to push Xiaohua into rebellion.
Xiaohua is five years old this year, and your habit of squeezing a fox into your cleavage won't do.
"Take off?"
Wang Ya was stunned, her expression quite peculiar, partly delighted, partly distressed, and partly lancholic, she lanted:
"Then... I'll go talk to Xiaohua first! If it really doesn't like it, then next ti, I'll change my way of going out, won't push it to my chest anymore..."
Despite belonging to communal and burrowing foxes, she had tried to emulate its living environnt.
Unexpectedly... Xiaohua actually doesn't like it.
"Ah Qing, look quickly, it's that gambling jellyfish I told you about earlier, it loves scratch cards!"
Pushing open the banquet hall doors, Momo imdiately saw the blue jellyfish floating in the fish tank, sipping a bottle of French red wine with a straw. Momo tugged on Ah Qing's arm to make her look.
"Whew..."
Jellyfish Lady floated in the fish tank, crossed her tentacles towards the fat cat, and asked:
"I saw you watching panda videos, and suddenly a hypothesis occurred to , saying that a basin-shaped terrain gathers water, right? Then... your panda hotown in Sichuan and Chongqing region is a basin, right?"
"Suppose we filled the Sichuan and Chongqing region with water, then could pandas evolve into orcas? After all... you're both black and white, are both so cute, why don't we cooperate and win the Nobel Prize in biology?"
"I'll provide the water, you handle the evolution..."
The slightly tipsy Jellyfish Lady leaned on the fish tank's edge, sharing her thoughts with the fat cat.
"???"
Lingren was surprised, not even having had ti to be astonished at how a jellyfish could speak, a big question mark popped in his head.
Where did this creature of sin co from?
Trust , I'll pour extra spicy broth directly through your back end!
"I'm originally from Qinling..." the fat cat retorted.
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