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Now reading: Chapter 35 - 21: As Expected, a Hilariously Ridiculous Aircr from From BOSS to Canon Fodder: She is Currently Out of Service!, a Sci-fi novel by Fried mushroom.

A circle of light blue windscreen barrier wrapped around the flying machine as the handle rose from the chassis. Just as she grasped the handle with both hands, an abrupt and haunting dium-pitched voice with a trailing sound echoed, and the words almost scared Su Jiang to pee.

"Master~~~ don’t be so rough with ~~~~ be careful, it really hurts~~~~"

Su Jiang, who had weathered many storms, recognized instantly who was speaking. Damn! Isn’t it just the flying machine!

She steadied herself, and as she slightly twisted the handle to accelerate, that damned voice started wailing again, resembling a certain island film’s female lead’s echoing voice! 〒▽〒 This flying machine is too comically silly QAQ

She took out so cotton to block her ears and decided to resolutely not be influenced by this bizarre flying machine. Otherwise, if any flight accident occurred, it would be her small body and the two unlucky ones behind her that would suffer.

Although the "sound effects" of the flying machine were quirky, the flying speed was comndable, and the transitions in flying speed further won her favor. It could easily perform various high-difficulty maneuvers in the air, even in continuous acceleration mode, the flying machine’s configuration was powerful... the only downside was that omnipresent misleading moan╮(╯_╰)╭

In order to save ti, she traveled at maximum speed. We must know, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and since she’s traveling by air, naturally she wouldn’t take detours. Hence, Su Jiang, who wasn’t very familiar with the surrounding terrain, ran into a not-so-small problem. If she traveled the shortest route between the two points, she would have to pass through a territory of avian creatures known as Cannibal Birds.

These creatures had a very strong sense of airspace. Anyone daring to fly over their heads would be attacked by a team of them. Although the na Cannibal Bird sounds terrifying, they don’t actually eat people. It’s just that their beaks are exceptionally sharp and hard, easily capable of piercing through steel and concrete, and they are gregarious creatures, with a team of at least a hundred at one ti, which is frightening, earning them that flashy na.

Su Jiang realized sothing was wrong the mont she entered the airspace, especially when she saw the familiar red Cannibal Birds, making her scalp go numb. At the sa ti, the silly flying machine switched "sound effects" again, emitting an ear-piercing scream, "Ahhhhh!!!!! There—are—Can—ni-bal—Birds! Mom, help QAQ——"

"Screw you!" Su Jiang trembled with anger, originally she could have quietly avoided them, but this silly flying machine shouted like that, causing all the Cannibal Birds to look over here! Damn it, now she’s the one who should be screaming for help QAQ

Now she understood why this was one of the silly sets, indeed very silly and misleading.

Once targeted by Cannibal Birds, the only choice is to hide, and if hiding is impossible, then it’s "live great or die gloriously".

Su Jiang from her previous life would not dare to drive a flying machine head-on against so many Cannibal Birds, let alone now. Watching the Cannibal Birds flapping their wings and rushing towards her, she hardened her resolve and rushed forward!

"Damn it!!! Master, slow down a bit, I’m a bird catcher—" The flying machine was indeed misleading, Su Jiang used the skills she acquired from piloting cha on the flying machine, making high-speed turns and change of direction, narrowly escaping many sharp beaks and claws of the Cannibal Birds. She already had it tough, and this flying machine even added to the chaos!

"Bird catch your ass! Say one more word and I’ll dismantle you tomorrow!" Su Jiang was frustrated, what in the world is wrong with this plane system to produce such a flying machine! If this thing shouted inexplicably while soone with a weak heart was flying it, they could fall from hundreds of ters and splatter into a at pancake!

At this mont, Su Jiang was particularly grateful for taking Strong Bone Pill and Bone Strengthening Pill earlier, and for the hard work she put into training herself to enhance her physical toughness. Otherwise, with this body’s weak attributes, she couldn’t possibly perform such adventurous flying maneuvers at high altitude!

"Ahhhhhh——they’re catching up QAQ, there are ones in front, and behind, oh my dear booty~~~~ little wee-wee~~~~"

Su Jiang swore this was the most comical flying machine she encountered in her entire life, and the most capable of stirring her anger! With a twenty-degree extre slide avoiding a Cannibal Bird claw, followed by a ninety-degree upward flight coupled with a turn over a hundred degrees, successfully dodging two beaks, "Darn it, if you still want to live, stop bothering !"

If this guy keeps wailing, she might just wail along with it. She never imagined there would be such a large Cannibal Bird forest outside the city, and now the number of Cannibal Birds chasing her must be no less than a thousand QAQ

Luckily these creatures were quite large, which gave her plenty of opportunities to slip through gaps. If they were smaller in size, she might as well commit suicide. Suicide would look better than being pecked to death by a swarm of birds, at least the forr sounds slightly better than the latter_(:з)∠)_

Just as Su Jiang was being entangled by more and more Cannibal Birds, K3 and the others were also anxious. Because the "distant uncle" said the people they sent didn’t pick up Su Jiang, and that room was empty. Using the AI contact, they found out she wasn’t in the signal area.

"If we don’t see her within the hour, then we’ll just have to say we’re sorry."

Receiving this ssage, K3 and the others fell silent, where exactly did Xiao ng run off to?

"Boss Qin, I have a question. Why did your uncle send the coordinates to Xiao ng?" Xu Na’s lips twitched, feeling a bad premonition, apparently, the three buddies also thought of that possibility.

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