Fuck! What Do You Mean I Have To Tame Them To Survive!? Chapter 65: 65: The Lunch Scene Is Mandatory

"Indeed, what is she doing here?" Sona glared at Rias. The president was sitting across from Yusuke with a large blue lunch box resting on her lap.

After Rias and Akeno entered Yusuke's class, a great commotion erupted. The shrill screams of excited girls were so loud they echoed throughout the entire floor, and many beca so overexcited they passed out on the spot.

Such was the charm and appeal of the two great oneesamas.

The commotion drew Sona and Tsubaki, who carried the sa motive as Rias and Akeno. In the end, to put an end to the chaos, Yusuke pulled everyone up to the roof.

"Why can't I? Is there so law that forbids from being with Yusuke?" Rias glared back at Sona, the girl who had once been her best friend. She had not forgotten the humiliating defeat she suffered that day.

"Eat more, Yusuke. I spent the whole night preparing this lunch box. I poured all my heart into it," Rias ignored the glares from Sona and the other girls as she stuffed another piece of karaage into his mouth.

"..." Akeno rolled her eyes at the ridiculous claim. Since when had Rias beco so skilled at cooking? Obviously, it was she who had prepared the lunch box, yet Rias shalessly took the credit. 'I'll let her have it. I can use this to my advantage when I expose her to Yusuke.'

"I also prepared a lunch box!" Sona declared as she held it up. She was about to open the lid when Tsubaki quickly caught her hands and whispered softly, "Sona-sama, I do not think this is a good idea."

"Nonsense, I spent the whole day preparing this, I must show him the result," Sona frowned, shrugging off Tsubaki's hand. She added in a whisper, "The food may not be the best looking or the most appealing, but I am sure Yusuke will feel the effort I poured into it."

The two spoke in very low voices, and the other girls paid no attention to them, either too busy feeding Yusuke or glaring at one another. Only Yusuke caught their conversation thanks to his sharp senses.

'What's with Tsubaki's reaction? Is Sona's food really that bad?' Yusuke thought as he chewed on the fried shrimp. Tsubaki's reaction felt exaggerated. No matter how bad a cook was, they could still make sothing edible if they put in enough effort. Sona was such a smart girl; there was no way she would fail to prepare sothing edible.

However, when the cover of the box opened, Yusuke's eyes twitched. He imdiately began reconsidering his thoughts from just monts ago.

The contents of the box did not look like food at all, but rather like a failed potion brewed by so old, ugly witch from the Middle Ages in a remote village.

The box was filled with a strange black and purple substance, with chunks of vegetables floating inside, and dark smoke slowly rising from it.

"It may look a bit unappealing, but I am confident it is delicious. I spent five hours preparing it," Sona said, scooping so with a spoon and speaking with a wide smile. "Say, ahh!"

"..." He wanted to refuse, but after hearing her words and seeing the hopeful look on her face, he decided to give it a try. After all, no matter how bad it tasted, it couldn't be that terrible, right? Opening his mouth, Yusuke took the spoon and swallowed the food.

He was about to pretend it was delicious and give her a complint when his face suddenly turned deathly pale, then quickly changed to purple.

[Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.]

'Nani!?' That was his last thought before Yusuke's vision went black and he passed out.

"Yusuke!" The last thing he heard was the panicked cries of the girls.

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"Where am I? Hmm, so soft." Yusuke opened his eyes, confused. His throat was dry, the lingering taste of sothing terrible still clinging to it. He looked around before exclaiming in surprise, "Breasts!?"

Before him were a pair of perfectly large breasts. They were soft, flexible, and bouncy, with tender pink areolas and two pink nipples standing stiffly.

Yusuke raised his head and t a pair of azure eyes staring at him. He then silently lowered his gaze to take in the irresistibly sexy body before him. Looking up again, he asked, "Care to explain?"

"After you passed out, we brought you to the infirmary room," Rias said, staring at him while biting her lips. Her finger moved as she traced the contours of Yusuke's face.

"Right, I passed out after eating Sona's food," Yusuke recalled what had happened. As he did, all the lust that had built up from seeing Rias's naked body vanished in an instant. He then asked the question that confused him most, "And can I ask why you are lying in the sa bed as ... naked?"

"I saw your sleeping face and couldn't resist taking a nap, so I slept next to you," Rias said as she stood up, stretching her body before him. "I can't sleep without being naked."

"Naked sleep... what a great habit," Yusuke muttered in a daze, staring at her body. She truly deserved the title of the most beautiful woman in Kuoh Academy. Her figure was flawless, and her face was equally stunning. Yusuke's eyes lingered on her nether region, particularly the neatly trimd red triangle above her tightly shut lower lips.

"Like what you see?" Rias bent over until her face was just a few centiters from his, asking teasingly.

"Do you do this to everyone you take an interest in?" Yusuke asked in return. He stood up and looked around. It seed that only the two of them were present.

"Of course not! You are the only one aside from my family who has seen my naked body! You should be grateful!" She responded sharply, like a cat whose tail had just been stepped on. But in the next mont, her expression softened into a smile. "Huh? Could it be that you're jealous?"

"Jealous?" Yusuke found the very notion laughable and chuckled. "I admit you are indeed beautiful, but you are far too narcissistic. I have no interest in you, much less any reason to be jealous of anyone."

"Really? I'm very confident in my body, you know," Rias said, turning sideways, sticking her large ass out, and puffing up her plump chest, striking a pose with a peace sign.

"If you want to, you know... I wouldn't mind." She reached down, cupped her own ass, and gave it a subtle bounce.

"Not interested," Yusuke said calmly, shaking his head. He was lying. He was very interested, but there was no way he would show it. He turned and walked toward the door.

"Wait! Really? You're really going to turn down?" Rias grabbed his arm and stared at him with sad eyes. "Am I really that unattractive to you?"

"No, you are beautiful, very beautiful. If you were a character in an ani or novel, you would be the main female lead. But you are too troubleso to deal with. Furthermore, why are you doing this to ? Is it just because you want to get into your peerage?" Yusuke pulled his hand from her grasp and asked.

"Isn't it obvious? I like you, I love you!" Rias faced him and confessed her feelings. She was embarrassed and ashad, yet perhaps because of the mont, she found herself confessing directly to him.

"You like ?" Yusuke wore an incredulous look, as if he could not believe what he had heard. After recovering from the shock, he shook his head seriously. "I am imnsely honored, but I apologize. I cannot reciprocate these feelings."

"Ugh! That hurts, you know," Rias stumbled back a step, holding her chest. A look of pain and sadness crossed her face, but shortly after, she smiled again. "I won't give up! I will make you accept !"

She reached out and straightened his collar as she spoke. "You are the man I chose, after all."

"I don't like you. I don't even know you that well," Yusuke said, speechless. Rias did not care. She giggled and said, "That's okay. Just because you don't like now doesn't an you won't in the future. Yusuke, you will fall in love with !"

[This woman is going on the offensive. If this were the past, you would already be head over heels by now... The man with abandonnt issues.] The system comnted on Rias's actions, taking a jab at Yusuke's ntal state.

'I may have abandonnt issues, but at least I have a body, unlike soone else,' Yusuke thought. He did not feel offended by her jabs. He was starting to grow immune to them.

"Where are the others?" Yusuke asked. With the nature of his won, there was no way they would leave him alone with her, right?

"After checking on you, the girls left. Sona was too ashad to see you, so she fled once she confird you were okay. Murayama said she was going to the kendo club to train. Tsubaki took Aika to the council room. Aika said sothing about becoming stronger," Rias explained, clarifying his doubts.

Well, the only ones left were Akeno and her, but she had found so random reason to send Akeno away. There was no need to tell him that, right?

"Is that so?" Yusuke muttered. He was not surprised that Murayama had gone to the kendo club, but Aika's sudden urge to start training caught him off guard. It seed the kidnapping incident had awakened a drive for power within her, which was a good thing. He had worried she might be lazy and refuse to train.

"Since you are free, do you want to co take a look at the Occult Research Club?" Rias asked suddenly, looking at him with hopeful, almost pleading eyes.

She stared at him so intensely that Yusuke almost felt bad turning her down. In the end, he let out a tired sigh and said, "Alright."

He had been planning to visit the Occult Research Club anyway. In fact, he had entertained the idea of joining it. After all, it would make completing his quests easier. And if he had to choose between the Student Council and the Occult Research Club, he would choose the latter. There was no way he wanted the responsibilities of the Student Council.

"Really? Yaay!" Rias bead with joy. She jumped into the air and pumped her fist. As she leaped, her naked boobs bounced, drawing Yusuke's eyes like two globes pulling at gravity.

'You say you are not interested, but right now you are staring intensely,' she thought, sensing his gaze. Smirking to herself, a red magic formation swept through her, and a new school uniform materialized, covering her body.

"Let's go!" Rias grabbed his hand. Another magical formation appeared beneath them, and their figures imdiately faded.

When they reappeared, they were in a western-style room, with Victorian couches and chairs lining the walls. It looked like an old place that had been renovated.

On the couch sat a cute, petite girl with white hair and golden eyes. On her lap was a large box of cookies, and she was holding one with both hands, nibbling on it. When the formation appeared, she paused, looked up, and said, "Rias-buchou, you are back."

Pop!

She then glanced at the person next to her, and suddenly froze. The cookie in her hand fell to the ground.

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