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[Chat]: [Tears]: MY WIFE IS DEAD!
[Paper]: I have tissues. Take them.
[Snack]: I have beef jerky. Let's mourn together.
[Confusion]: Wait, if Monkey has Robin Hood... who has the nuke-launching Archer?
[Migration]: Everyone is jumping streams! Go to Kat's channel! She's the one shooting!
With the Golden Hind sunk and Darius III blown to smithereens, the viewers—refugees from the dead strears' channels—flocked to the remaining live feeds.
Millions of eyes turned to the channel of Kat (Little Cat), a strear known for variety gaming and dancing, who had been suspiciously quiet until now.
Strear: Kat Location: Fuyuki Tower (High Ground)
Kat was hyperventilating.
"I did it!" she squealed, her voice cracking. "I killed the Pirate! I killed the Elephant! I'm winning!"
She was playing as Kiritsugu Emiya (the default male avatar), which made for a bizarre sight: a weary, chain-smoking hitman jumping up and down with the giddy energy of a teenage girl.
Standing next to her, looking stoic and terrifying, was the source of the destruction.
[SERVANT: ARCHER - LU BU FENGXIAN]
He was a giant. A Demon God. Clad in crimson armor with long pheasant feathers, he held the Dragon Tongue Bow.
Kat looked up at him with starry eyes. "Oh my god, Lu Bu! You're so strong! You're so handso! Can we get married?"
Lu Bu, the mightiest warrior of the Three Kingdoms, looked down at his "Master"—a middle-aged man (avatar) acting like a fangirl. A visible shiver ran down his spine. Even with his Mad Enhancent suppressed for the Archer class, he felt deeply uncomfortable.
"Hmph," Lu Bu grunted, turning away to focus on the battlefield.
[Chat]: [LUL]: Lu Bu is terrified of her.
[Cringe]: Kat, stop flirting with the Demon God! You're in a middle-aged man's body!
[Luck_EX]: How did she summon him?!
[First]: She's the first person to summon a Dragon Kingdom Heroic Spirit! And it's LU BU!
[Design]: Look at that armor! The devs cooked!
Kat ignored the chat. She had just received a notification.
[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION] [BOUNTY COMPLETE: ELIMINATED THREAT "DRAKE"] [REWARD: COMMAND SPELL x1]
"A Command Spell!" Kat cheered. "I can make him do anything! ...Maybe I should make him dance?"
[Chat]: [Warning]: DO NOT.
[Death_Flag]: If you humiliate Lu Bu, he will kill you. That is his lore. He betrayed three fathers. Don't be the fourth.
Lu Bu ignored his Master's antics. He had a job to do.
He looked down at the city. The water had receded, revealing the survivors.
Elizabeth Bathory's castle was half-destroyed, its spire blown off by the splash damage. Elizabeth was standing in the ruins, bloody and disheveled, holding her spear.
"Excellent," Lu Bu rumbled. "One more volley."
He raised his bow.
[NOBLE PHANTASM: GOD FORCE (The Five Soldiers of the War God)]
This wasn't just a bow. It was a transforming super-weapon created by the strategist Chen Gong. It could be a halberd, a sword, or a cannon. Right now, it was in Rotary Cannon Mode.
Lu Bu grabbed twelve arrows at once.
"Die."
TWANG.
The air scread.
Location: Castle Ruins
"Incoming!" Maverick scread, tackling Daisy to the ground.
The arrow rain hit the castle ruins. Stone exploded. Dust filled the air.
When the smoke cleared, the castle was gone. It had dissolved into golden spirit particles.
"My stage!" Elizabeth wailed, falling to her knees. Her mana was drained. "My beautiful castle!"
But the arrows hadn't hit them.
"He missed?" Maverick wondered, looking at the craters around them.
"No," Daisy said, pointing at the dissipating golden dust of the castle. "The castle dissolved just as the arrows hit. It ssed up his targeting."
They were alive. Barely.
High on the tower, Lu Bu lowered his bow. He scanned the ruins. He couldn't see the bodies.
"Tch," Lu Bu grunted. "Cockroaches."
He didn't fire again. A martial artist's pride. He would wait for them to challenge him. He stood on the edge of the skyscraper, arms crossed, looking like the final boss of the ga.
"Co up here," his posture seed to say. "If you dare."
Location: Ryuudou Temple (Underground)
While the world focused on the flashy battles in the city, the final player was busy.
Wayne (A Wei), the last of the strears, was hiding in the cavern beneath the temple.
He hadn't fought anyone. He hadn't stread his perspective. He had been playing Minecraft while everyone else played Call of Duty.
He stood before a massive, humming machine—the Supre Magic Furnace (which he had stolen/found/replicated, the details were murky).
But what mattered was what the furnace was powering.
Standing in neat rows, filling the cavern, were thousands of soldiers.
They weren't human. They were chanical constructs. Brass gears, steam pistons, and glowing red eyes.
[MASS PRODUCED SERVANT: COLUMBUS (Alter)]
Wayne wiped sweat from his forehead. He grinned, his face illuminated by the red glow of his army.
"I did it," Wayne whispered, his voice trembling with excitent. "I actually did it."
He turned to the dark figure standing in the shadows behind him—his Caster Servant.
"Ashiya Douman," Wayne commanded. "Is the army ready?"
The evil onmyoji giggled, hiding his mouth behind a fan.
"Yes, my Master," Douman purred. "The chanical Horde is online. Shall we go and... crashing the party?"
Wayne laughed. "Let's go. Ti to show them what a real Zerg Rush looks like."
[Chat (Wayne's Channel)]: [WTF]: WHAT IS THAT?!
[Army]: HE HAS AN ARMY?!
[Strategy]: While everyone was fighting, Wayne was building a factory!
[RTS]: He's playing StarCraft!
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