System: "Given the Host’s condition, it is recomnded that the Host purchase Drunken Immortals Boxing."
"Purchase."
DING! "Host has purchased Drunken Immortals Boxing, consuming 50 Pretentiousness Points."
Chu Hao imdiately began to learn it.
As an iron rod ca smashing down, Chu Hao sidestepped, grabbed the thug’s wrist, and with a backhand throw, sent the man flying. That thug was a tragic sight; all his teeth were knocked out as he clutched his face in pain.
Chu Hao picked up a nearby beer and gulped down a fierce mouthful. Still, he felt unsatisfied, as if sothing was missing. He said to the dazed DJ girl, "Hey beautiful, play so music."
The DJ girl stamred, dumbfounded, "Uh, Brother, what... what music should I play?"
"A Man Drunk Alone."
The DJ girl hastily put on the song.
The music started to play.
Chu Hao took another drink and declared, "One man, I’m drunk! AH-DAH!!"
He rushed into the crowd and started fighting. He was incredibly fast.
Drunkenly pairing up beauties
Eyes only accompany alone
I only wish for a reunion one day
As the song grew louder, everyone within two to three ters of Chu Hao was sent flying.
Tenderly I support the lute with the lady
Yan Qing plays joyfully in the purple bamboo forest
I am foolishly affectionate for my beloved
With all my heart and willing spirit
I’d traverse a thousand miles to seek my lord
A clear circle ford around Chu Hao as people were continuously sent flying sideways—literally flung away—while screams echoed one after another.
Tang Mo and Little Yue, who had been about to leave, witnessed Chu Hao’s stunning display of power and gaped, their faces masks of shock.
"Eight Immortals staggering left and right, Yan Qing stands alone holding up the pagoda."
"He Xiangu leans in sideways, Drunken Immortal He turning to strike."
"Moving in Flowery Steps, wildly throwing cups, Eight Immortals riding horses with dual cloud cups."
"Yan Qing stands alone, right hand tossing cups, Lǚ Dongbin’s hands like arrows."
"Drunk as Taibai tossing golden cups, Iron-Crutch Li sweeping away thousands of troops."
As Chu Hao executed Drunken Immortals Boxing, he moved with such fluidity that anyone approaching him was imdiately sent flying. The scene looked like sothing straight out of a martial arts movie.
Defeat an emperor to fight the heavens
To seize the throne and beco an immortal...
Aweso lyrics, aweso skills. *I’m* just plain aweso!
DING! "Host has successfully shown off, earning 30 Pretentiousness Points."
DING! "Host has pulled off a shocking show-off, earning 60 Pretentiousness Points."
Tang Mo and Little Yue, along with other guests, watched wide-eyed in utter amazent.
A young man exclaid excitedly, "So cool! Matched with these epic lyrics, I feel an emperor’s majesty! Is this guy an immortal from Heaven walking the earth?"
Another man added, "More than just an imperial presence, my blood is boiling! Right now, if I were on a bicycle on the highway, I’d even dare to cut off a truck!"
"You’re the man!"
So guests gave a thumbs-up.
A gangster from the Scorpion Club stamred, eyes wide and mouth agape, "Boss, there’s an expert here!"
Scorpion slapped him across the face, cursing, "Where did this pretentious bastard co from? Get him!"
Chu Hao landed another kick, then used the montum for a backflip into a sweeping leg kick. The tip of his shoe brushed past the teeth of several thugs.
Chu Hao spun and landed, took another swig of beer—the move was simply perfect.
My spirit soars through heaven and earth
I write a unique saga of my emperor era
"PTOOEY! PTOOEY! What stinky shoes!"
"Damn it! This kid shoved his shoe in my mouth!"
"AAAH! Get him!"
A gang mber who had been beaten stumbled back, screaming, "Boss, he fights like he’s using Drunken Fist!"
The Scorpion was furious. His n were getting beaten so badly they were crying for their parents! He roared, "Drunken Fist my ass! Grab your weapons and get him!"
Chu Hao was incredibly fierce. Whoever ca at him was sent flying by a Drunken Immortals Boxing move that masterfully deflected their montum, making them soar through the air.
Yes, they were literally sent flying.
Little Yue scread, "A martial arts expert! He’s a true expert!"
Tang Mo exclaid in awe, "Such powerful Eight Drunken Immortals technique!"
The scene was incredibly wild. So custors, instead of leaving, stayed to watch and cheer.
The mbers of the Rose Garden instinctively backed away. There was truly no one left for Chu Hao to fight; he had taken care of everyone.
But the expressions on everyone’s faces were of utter shock, to the point where Zi Gui was so surprised she dropped her cigarette.
DING! "Host has successfully shown off, gaining 30 Pretentiousness Points."
When the song "A Man Drunk Alone" ended, Chu Hao looked around. The scene was one of utter carnage; no one was left standing. A complete disaster.
Scorpion’s legs trembled with fear as Chu Hao walked towards him.
The underworld boss was completely terrified. His hundred-plus underlings were all lying on the ground. It would have been one thing if it were a gang fight, but they had all been taken down by a single person!
He sank to his knees with a thud. "S-Sir... I was wrong."
Chu Hao kicked out, sending Scorpion flying. "What trash! Daring to attack ?"
The music stopped, and countless people cheered.
Chu Hao burped, feeling incredibly dizzy.
Zi Gui ca over and asked, "Brother, are you okay?"
The boss is the boss. A woman calling ’brother’... what can I say?
Chu Hao waved his hand dismissively. "I’m fine. I can take on a hundred more."
"Aweso!" The thugs from the Rose Society gave him a thumbs-up, their faces full of admiration.
Zi Gui was also very happy. "Clean up the place! Tonight, Brother Chu and I will drink until we drop!"
A crowd cheered.
Little Yue found herself reluctant to leave; she wanted to see how much more Chu Hao could drink.
Chu Hao had no idea how much he’d drunk. He eventually threw up. By the ti he returned, the Rose Society mbers were completely in awe of him.
They couldn’t help but admire him; he had out-drunk everyone there.
Chu Hao vaguely rembered a beautiful girl asking for his WeChat. Her na was Lin Xinyue. Beyond that, everything was a blur, and in the end, Ya Xiao had to help him away.
「The next day.」
Chu Hao woke up feeling groggy, his head throbbing. He couldn’t rember what had happened the night before.
He walked downstairs into the bar.
A pretty waitress saw Chu Hao and hurried over. "Brother Hao, you’re awake! Would you like sothing to eat? I can go buy it for you."
Chu Hao said gloomily, "What happened to yesterday? My head hurts so much."
The waitress, who was older than Chu Hao and a part-ti student at a nearby university, replied, "You were incredible yesterday! You took on over a hundred people by yourself! Then, when you ca back to drink, you drank dozens more under the table! All the waitstaff at our bar are completely in awe of you now."
Holy crap! Am I really that badass?
He opened the System interface and saw he had gained over one hundred and seventy additional Pretentiousness Points. He couldn’t have been happier. Showing off even while drunk... I’m truly in a league of my own!
Chu Hao rubbed his stomach. "Get a bowl of noodles."
"Sure thing!"
The girl trotted off, as if afraid her dear Brother Hao would starve.
So of the Rose Society mbers stationed at the bar saw Chu Hao and hurried over, respectfully greeting him, "Brother Hao."
Why does that sound so good?
Chu Hao asked, "Where are the others?"
The underling chuckled. "They’re still passed out! You drank them all under the table by yourself, Brother Hao! Even our Boss Violet is still out cold."
Why am I so damn aweso? Can anyone tell ?
Ya Xiao appeared, smiling. "Ah-Hao, are you feeling any better?"
Chu Hao shook his head. "Sister Ya Xiao, are you really... a lesbian?"
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