At this mont, if Chu Hao walked down the street, he'd probably be pelted to death with eggs, right?
Lin Zhou walked over, laughing. "Chu Hao, I heard you were disciplined again. One more ti and you'll be expelled, won't you?"
Chu Hao said, "Yeah."
Lin Zhou was speechless. Can't you hear that I'm mocking you? Your response lacks any punch.
It took Lin Zhou a mont before he said, "Well, then you'd better be careful."
Chu Hao said, "I know."
Lin Zhou was completely exasperated. He figured Chu Hao must be terrified of being disciplined again, which was why he was being exceptionally agreeable, afraid of causing more trouble.
A friend of Lin Zhou's ca over and asked with a laugh, "You insult people on Weibo, and you still dare to go out?"
Hearing this person's teasing, Chu Hao looked at him as if he were an idiot and retorted, "Have you got water on the brain? I'm right here, outside, aren't I?"
The person was suddenly speechless. Co to think of it, it was true. He found it strange; after offending so many people, you still dared to go out.
Back at his seat, Lin Zhou's companion asked, "Should we make a move later?"
Lin Zhou shook his head. "My sister is substitute teaching today. Let's wait until next ti."
Just then, a girl walked into the classroom. She was incredibly beautiful, with delicate features, skin as fair as ice, and a bone structure as graceful as jade. Dressed in traditional clothing, she would undoubtedly be a great beauty.
Lin Wan's arrival thrilled the students. She was one of the school's goddesses.
Lin Wan's academic performance had always been top-tier at the school. Now that she was also authorized to substitute teach, her status was even more evident.
Lin Zhou's companion next to him said, "Lin Zhou, your sister is really pretty."
Lin Zhou turned and glared at his companion. "Don't even think about my sister, or I'll break all five of your legs."
The companion just laughed. Of course, he wouldn't have designs on his buddy's sister—but looking was okay, right?
Lin Wan was lecturing, her voice crisp and clear as she recited poetry, seemingly painting vivid pictures in the students' minds.
Suddenly, soone's phone rang.
Everyone frowned. They had been engrossed in Lin Wan's voice, imrsed in her words. The ringing phone interrupted her, and all eyes searched for its owner.
Chu Hao picked up his phone. Seeing it was an unfamiliar number, he hung up.
"No worries, please continue."
Lin Wan glanced at Chu Hao, montarily surprised. She had seen this junior several tis before.
Lately, Chu Hao had been waking up early to practice the True Qi Breathing Technique. Lin Wan had a habit of morning exercise, so she often saw Chu Hao using the breathing technique.
Lin Wan was curious. She hadn't seen Chu Hao smoking, yet the white mist he exhaled from his nostrils—what was it? It looked like two Pan Xuan Dragons.
Because of this, Lin Wan had searched online, but most of the information she found was unhelpful.
Lin Wan said, "Everyone, please study on your own. In the performing arts departnt, intonation is very important. Recite this poem repeatedly."
Everyone nodded.
At that mont, Lin Wan walked up to Chu Hao and said with a smile, "We et again."
Chu Hao was looking at his phone, where the unfamiliar number was calling again. He raised his head and asked, "Do we know each other?"
Lin Wan felt a bit awkward that he didn't recognize her. She extended her hand and said, "I'm Lin Wan. I often see you during my morning exercises."
"Oh," Chu Hao replied.
Lin Wan asked, "Why did you join the performing arts departnt? Do you want to be an actor?"
Chu Hao said, "I'm here rely to make myself appear more like an actor."
Lin Wan was utterly bewildered. What the hell kind of answer was this? 'Make himself look more like an actor'? What was he planning?
Lin Zhou's companion said, "Lin Zhou, your sister is chatting with Chu Hao."
Lin Zhou gritted his teeth; he had already seen them. Has my sister lost her mind? Why is she chatting with Chu Hao? Don't tell she's actually interested in him just because he's Yi Qinglian's boyfriend?
Moreover, when he saw Chu Hao make his sister laugh, Lin Zhou seethed. What's this Chu Hao trying to do? Hit on my sister?
Lin Wan laughed. "You're quite an interesting person."
Chu Hao said, "I'm just average, I guess."
Chu Hao looked at Lin Wan. There was sothing about her features—a sign in her physiognomy that indicated a recent loss. He said, "Have you lost sothing recently?"
Lin Wan replied, "No, not at all! Why do you say that?"
Chu Hao said, "Go back and check. You've definitely lost sothing."
Lin Wan looked at Chu Hao seriously, her gaze filled with surprise. She had indeed lost sothing. It was just that she was too embarrassed to admit what it was.
Because she had lost her underwear.
Just the day before, an incident had occurred in the girls' dormitory: many girls' underwear had gone missing. This news was still being kept quiet, as the girls had banded together, intending to catch the pervert themselves.
How did Chu Hao know she had lost sothing?
After class, as Chu Hao was about to leave, Lin Wan approached him. "Wait, Chu Hao," she said.
Chu Hao turned around. "Senior Sister, is there anything else?"
Lin Wan replied, "You were right, I did lose sothing. And it's not just ; other girls in our dorm lost things too. So, I was hoping you could help us."
Chu Hao asked, "What was lost?"
Lin Wan blushed and admitted, "Our... underwear."
Chu Hao was speechless. What era is this? There are still perverts who steal underwear? Is this guy an idiot? Of all things to steal, why underwear?
Am I, the great King of Show-offs, supposed to go catch an underwear thief?
Just as Chu Hao was about to refuse, a few people walked over, Lin Zhou among them. He glared at Chu Hao, gritting his teeth. This guy was having a great ti chatting with my sister, wasn't he?
Chu Hao already has Yi Qinglian, and now he's trying to hit on my sister too?
"Sis, let's go get so dinner," Lin Zhou said.
Lin Wan replied, "You go ahead. I have sothing to do."
Lin Zhou pressed, clearly unsatisfied, "Sis, what are you doing with Chu Hao? He has a girlfriend, you know—the famous star Yi Qinglian!"
He deliberately ntioned Chu Hao having a girlfriend to stop his sister from getting any wrong ideas.
Chu Hao overheard this and thought, Heh, what a coincidence! Lin Wan is this jerk's sister? Interesting... I was originally planning to teach you a lesson, but now I've changed my mind. I, the King of Show-offs, am going to ss with you.
Chu Hao turned to Lin Wan and said, "Alright, I'll go with you, on one condition: you're buying dinner."
Lin Wan agreed cheerfully, "Okay!"
Actually, she was also curious to see what kind of ability Chu Hao possessed that allowed him to tell she'd lost sothing with just a single glance.
Lin Zhou was completely dumbfounded. What does Sis an by that? Didn't I make myself clear enough?
Lin Zhou quickly said, "I'll go with you guys!"
Lin Wan couldn't possibly tell Lin Zhou about the underwear thief. Who knew if he'd blab about it everywhere? She said, "You should go back. Chu Hao and I will go by ourselves."
Anxious, Lin Zhou demanded, "Where are you two going?"
Chu Hao answered for Lin Wan, "To your sister's dormitory. Where else would we be going?"
DING! The Host has successfully shown off and gained 3,000 Pretentiousness Points.
Damn it! I want to flip a table! He's getting my sister that easily? They're already going to her dorm? Are those two in such a rush?!
Lin Zhou was livid. Glaring at Chu Hao, he roared, "Lin Wan is my sister! You Wang Ba, what do you think you're doing?!"
Lin Wan frowned, displeased. "Lin Zhou, how can you insult people like that?"
Chu Hao said calmly, "As her younger brother, you should try to understand your sister's feelings right now."
Understand your grandpa!
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