“Oh? I an wow?” Jason said, his words sounding more like a question than a statent since he had a hard ti believing what he was hearing.
Jason may not be an expert in psychology, but even he knew that such a sudden change of behavior was strange.
Unfortunately, Mylo probably wouldn’t tell him what was causing the change… if he knew, which he probably did.
Also, Jason wasn’t really interested in finding out as there were a lot more interesting things to do with his ti than to beco the greatest detective on earth… he’d leave that recreational activity to the jealous females.
After all, it didn’t really matter to him what was causing Mylo’s change as long as it was to his benefit.
Mylo’s change… if he kept this up, would drastically reduce the likelihood of either of them contacting the virus, and leaving with Mylo during the lockdown period would be a lot easier.
Jason was still going to leave the apartnt imdiately after as he felt like he had already overstayed his welco.
“Yeah, man, I still need to live for a long ti, you know. I still have many things to do,” Mylo replied with a cheeky grin as he took out his phone.
Jason just glanced at him with a wry smile and continued drinking his milk.
“Hey, you’re on the news!” Mylo suddenly exclaid as he looked through his phone, his sudden exaggerated shout almost making Jason spit out his milk.
Jason looked at him annoyedly, but Mylo didn’t seem to notice and showed Jason the phone’s screen.
Jason’s eyes fell to the screen and he read the headlines aloud,
“Porto’s gentlemanly young rose dragon stamps his authority on Leverkusen again,” Jason read with a weird look on his face.
“What do you an they’re talking about ?” he asked confused as he didn’t see the link with him despite his picture accompanying the headlines.
“Of course, they’re talking about you! You’re the gentlemanly young rose dragon!” Mylo stated with exuberance.
This ti, Jason couldn’t stop himself and choked on his milk, before ending up with a coughing fit as he tried to cough up the milk that had gone to the wrong place.
After almost a full minute of coughing Jason asked with a look of confusion and horror on his face,
“What?!”
“What do you an what?” Mylo asked back, holding out a tissue to Jason.
“What the hell is that wacky ass na!” Jason was horrified.
‘This can’t be the na I’ll be ending up with for the rest of my career, right?’ he wondered inwardly, horrified by the re thought.
“Actually there are many nicknas for you, but most of them have the word “rose” in them because of that jubilation you did on your debut,” Mylo cleared his confusion by plunging him into more confusion and horror.
“Ah, shit,” he muttered almost tearfully while thinking to himself that if knew that that was what was going to happen, he would have thrown away the damned rose the mont he had caught it.
“Wait, you said there are many nicknas, right?”Despite his horror, Jason still had a bit of curiosity and asked.
“Yeah, so call you “the gentleman of the rose”, so call you “the rose dragon”, others call you “the elusive black rose”, while so others also call you “the sapphire-eyed rose”,” Mylo began listing leaving Jason thinking,
‘What the hell!’
‘To be fair, so of the nas don’t sound that bad, though so of them feel a bit far-fetched and so sounded like a na one would get in a fantasy novel,’ Jason thought to himself but Mylo hadn’t stopped listing.
“There are also other nas like; The Rose Knight, Jason Rose, Roux Thorn, Blue Rose Quartz,” Mylo continued but was imdiately interrupted by Jason.
“Okay, okay, I get it, that’s a lot of nas. You can make it stop feeling like a Nigerian naming ceremony now,” Jason thought while rubbing his brows and heaving a sigh of relief.
The nas didn’t really sound that bad. So were a bit cringey, but they weren’t horrific and the na in the news seed to have been an amalgamation of so of the nicknas which was why it felt weird and horrific.
Jason was now stuck wondering if the level of journalism was really that bad in Porto that they allowed a stupid na like that to be on the headlines, but then he realized that it was probably ant as a clickbait so it wouldn’t an much for now.
Such a long and stupid nickna would probably find it difficult to gain any traction as the people of this generation were too lazy to rember such a long-ass na.
The thought of that caused Jason to heave a sigh of relief only for his relief to disappear the next second when he heard Mylo’s words.
“Funny thing is that most of those nicknas were given to you by girls,” Mylo casually dropped the biggest bomb yet in this conversation.
If Jason were still drinking milk, he would probably have choked and died on the milk, but he just barely managed to croak,
“What?” A funny look of realization appeared on his face.
No wonder so of the nas felt kind of off as he knew that most n were not romantic enough to think up such a nickna for a fellow man, unless of course they were gay, and even most gay n’s thinking would be more inclined to a more macho nickna for another man.
Won on the other hand were wired differently and could casually dish out the most ridiculous of nicknas.
It all made sense now… No, wait, it still didn’t make that much sense.
How many won were so interested in football to the point that they would know about an upcoming player like him and were already giving him tons of nicknas that weren’t half-bad?
From this, he could infer that they didn’t hate him, but why were they so interested in him?
All sorts of cogs were turning in his head and his brain cells were working at full power to try and decode the current situation, but as he was thinking, a question suddenly popped up.
Sothing didn’t add up here.
It was one thing for him to have many nicknas, and it was another thing for most of those nicknas to co from won, but it was a completely different thing for Mylo to know so much about the matter.
Jason was a major fan of Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo, but even he couldn’t list ten nicknas of Cristiano off the top of his head, yet Mylo literally recited almost ten nicknas for him and he had only had his debut barely seven days ago.
Sothing was very wrong here, Jason thought with a shiver.
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