Harem Streamer System: Every Crime I Broadcast Wins Me a Superheroine Chapter 115 Thoughts and Schedules

❖ t/GovernntWhore

❖ dal Ceremony Fallout

✐ᝰ ┊ t/ChiWatcher001

So, anyone else watch the trainwreck that was the dal Ceremony last night? I an, between The Peak being Peak, Miss rcury annihilating him on stage, and then the Chairman threatening to classify Nightwatch as a terrorist… what in the actual hell is going on with the hero scene?

Top Comnts:

[u/SnackAttack313: Peak's performance was classic. Guy didn't even try to hide that he was, uh, busy with Brenda before coming out. Like, my man was BUCKLING HIS BELT ON STAGE. I can't decide if I hate him or respect the audacity.]

[u/HeroFanatic1990: Respect him? Nah, Brenda deserves a public apology. Also, what was with his coback to Miss rcury? "Ga is ga"? Bro, this isn't a basketball match; you're just gross.]

[u/JusticeJunkie07: Peak's whole "Dog Girl" bit is gonna live rent-free in my head forever. How is this man still allowed to represent the hero community?!]

└ [u/DewDewDrizzle: Imagine fucking Dog Girl bro 💀 I rember her ex boyfriend saying he couldn't deal with her because she doesn't wash her ass and prefers to let it crust…]

└ [u/PapiSpicy: Bro what? 💀]

└ [u/XXLSugarDaddy: I would need to be on the shit Dora the Explorer smokes not to see that I ain't butt fucking a bitch who doesn't wipe her ass 💀 The Peak a better man than fr…]

└ [u/PrinceVon: The "bitch" part be frying 😭 I swear 2042 Dog Girl s was pure cinema!]

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❖ t/SocietySucks

❖ Nightwatch vs. The Hero Agency

✐ᝰ ┊ u/PinkGwonda

What do y'all think? I don't really want to seem like I'm yunno, supporting either side… but this sub-threadit has been known to support generally anything that's not influenced by the friggin' governnt.

So… yunno, I low-key fuck with Nightwatch 🤷‍♂️

Top Comnts:

[u/NightwatchStan89: Lymtos Panemorfi's announcent was pure corporate villainy. Declaring Nightwatch a terrorist for not signing up with the Hero Agency? Really? What happened to heroes being about justice and saving people, not cashing checks?]

[u/CapitalistShrugged: Let's not pretend Nightwatch is perfect. Sure, he's saved a lot of lives, but have you SEEN the collateral damage he leaves behind? Who pays for that? The Hero Agency at least has the funds to cover damages from their registered heroes. Nightwatch? He just dips after the fight.]

[u/KeepItReal21: Collateral damage is part of the job. The difference is Nightwatch fights where it matters, not in carefully staged, low-stakes battles like the Agency's PR stunts. He's actually making a difference.]

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❖ t/CelebrityGossip

❖ Celebs Take Sides on Nightwatch Drama

✐ᝰ ┊ u/PopCultureQueen77

Sofia Hernandez, Bella Trevors, and Jessica Nocturne went on Chirper defending Nightwatch.

Sofia's tweet was a fucking banger:

"Nightwatch doesn't need corporate greed to be a hero. He doesn't need an agency to dictate what's right or wrong. He's out here doing what needs to be done—regardless of politics. #StandWithNightwatch"

We know that MILF has eyes for our Nightwatch too, not just tall glass of handso Scott 😏.

Surprisingly enough, spoiled Daddy's girl, Bella Trevors even tweeted:

"Heroes shouldn't need a paycheck to do what's right."

I'm sure Bella's just saying all this because she's an industry whore, I swear I hate that bitch and her fat chest… why can't I be her fr 😩.

Jessica's tweet was:

"I support him. I'm not saying who. 👀"

Apparently, she deleted it afterward, which makes sense, considering she has a superhero movie to shoot in tro City. Supporting a declared terrorist would be bad marketing for the movie—or would it? I can't say. For now, I think Jessica should back off, as much as I love her and her willingness to support.

Thoughts?

Top Comnts:

[u/NoCapJake92: Sofia carrying the "anti-capitalist queen" persona HARD lately, huh? Soone remind her that she's sitting on a mountain of cash she made from selling designer water bottles and that dumb "eco-friendly" purse line 💀. I agree with the tweet tho. Nightwatch >>> those corporate-suit-wearing tools.]

[u/AlphaOgaGar: Bella's out here acting like she's always cared about hero ethics. Girl, didn't your dad own the agency that tried to sue Nightwatch two years ago? Sit this one out, rich girl.]

[u/GoblinKing666: I don't even care about Nightwatch. I just think it's hilarious how y'all are turning this into a celebrity Hunger Gas. Sofia's thirst is showing, Bella is pretending to be a good person for likes, and Jessica deleted her tweet because she realized her career might tank. All three of them are clowns.]

[u/KarenFromHR69: Nightwatch is a TERRORIST.]

└ [Yeah okay, Karen 💀]

[u/PeachyKween420: LMAO @ "Jessica deleted it afterward." Sis posted with her chest and then folded the second her agent called her. Fake feminist energy.]

[u/TeenyTinyTroll: Bella stans crawling out of the woodwork like, "SHE'S SO REAL 🥺." Nah, she's just a spoiled Nepo Baby playing pretend activism. Go back to hawking your overpriced makeup, Bella.]

[u/EnlightenedTrash94: Unpopular opinion: Nightwatch is what we need right now. Hero culture is oversaturated with "brands" and "icons" who don't actually do anything. Nightwatch isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. He's a modern Robin Hood, and the system hates him for it.]

[u/HotCheetosAndChaos: Sofia, girl, you're too old to be thirsting over Nightwatch. MILF energy or not, it's embarrassing. Leave the anti-corp hot takes to the 20-year-olds.]

└ [You can't say she tits aren't amazing tho 👀]

└ [Yeah, but I hate her accent… ugh 🤢]

[u/DramaKing101: Wait, are we just going to ignore the fact that Jessica deleted her tweet like a little b*tch? I love her, but girl, STAND BY YOUR WORDS.]

└ [u/Rando_Critic: Jessica was smart to delete it. Y'all really think she should throw her career away to support so dude who barely acknowledges the laws of physics? Nah. Secure the bag, sis.]

[u/WeebIsLife: Bella's tweet is actually the most logical here. Y'all just hate her because she's hot and rich.]

└ [u/BigBootyEnergy77: Hot? Sure. Rich? Yeah. Logical? Hell nah. Bella doesn't know what she's talking about. She's probably tweeting this from her daddy's yacht.

└ [u/PlasmaBoy99: Let's be real: celebrities only care about heroes when it makes them look good. Sofia, Bella, Jessica—they're all chasing clout. Nightwatch doesn't need their validation.]

└ [u/MoonlightDagger: This. Celebs are just using Nightwatch as their latest trend. Give it two weeks, and they'll move on to the next "issue."]

[u/GossipGoblin69: Not everyone's on Team Nightwatch, though. Chad Reeve from Late Night Live said, "Nightwatch is reckless and arrogant. Joining the Agency is about accountability, not control." Bro got flad SO HARD on Chirper.]

└ [u/ChiWatcher001: Flad is an understatent. Soone replied to his clip with, "The only threat to society is this man's unfunny monologues," and it got 100k likes in two hours.]

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❖ r/Factory

❖ Nightwatch vs. Rope Girl Debate Sparks Wars

✐ᝰ ┊ u/DanksDaily

"BREAKING: Chairman Panemorfi assigns Rope Girl to bring in Nightwatch. Prediction: she tangles him up, and he just laughs and vanishes."

Unfortunately the guys are running late 😕

Top Comnts:

[u/ItsRopeTi: Rope Girl is legit, though. She's taken down heavyweights before. Nightwatch's fans are delusional if they think he's untouchable.]

[u/DungeonCrawler77: Delusional? Nah, I can definitely Nightwatch outsmarting them. Rope Girl doesn't stand a chance unless she catches him off guard.]

[u/Nightwatch4Life: Or maybe she just hits him up with a DM like, "Hey, wanna grab coffee?" Dude's kryptonite is won with an attitude.]

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❖ r/CodyCentral

❖ Konrad Kain Already Prepping for the Roast

✐ᝰ ┊ u/SatireSavant77

Konrad Kain's gonna have a FIELD DAY with this Nightwatch situation. His last episode was 40 minutes of slandering Nightwatch and sohow making it funny.

Top Comnts:

[u/Powitser6Glock: I swear Konrad be making laugh for no damn reason 😭🙏 that guy's a piece of art]

[u/PeakLover4Ever: Bruh, Konrad doesn't even need material. Nightwatch's whole "I fight for justice, not money" shtick writes itself. Bet Kain's already got s lined up.]

[u/NightwatchDefender88: Kain is a troll, but sotis he makes good points. Nightwatch is great at saving people, but he's also great at stirring up trouble.]

└ [u/LalaLand: Kinda makes glad that he hasn't stread in a while yunno. He should really stay safe.]

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❖ r/FightNightDebate

❖ Nightwatch vs. Rope Girl – Who Wins?

✐ᝰ ┊ u/JusticeNerd101

Nightwatch vs. Rope Girl. Let's settle this.

Who's taking the W?

Top Comnts:

[u/Fanboy69: Nightwatch, easy. He's faster, smarter, and way better in combat. Rope Girl's just another Agency lapdog.]

[u/RealHeroFan: Rope Girl, 100%. She's got strategy, discipline, and resources. Nightwatch doesn't have the backup she does.]

[u/ChaoticNeutral99: Plot twist – Rope Girl captures Nightwatch, and he flips the script by flirting his way out. I can see my boy using one amazing night of pure rizz lines to tap that ass Rope Girl be gatekeeping 🤷‍♂️]

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❖ r/DramaAddicts Stay tuned for updates on empire

❖ Dog Girl Drama Overshadows Nightwatch Threat

✐ᝰ ┊ u/HotTeaSpill

Okay, can we PLEASE talk about The Peak's confession that Dog Girl "bit him" during, uh, extracurriculars? The man has no filter.

Top Comnts:

[u/BoneZoneFan: The s have been WILD. My favorite is: "Dog Girl's Yelp review of The Peak: 1 star. Bit him to make him leave. Would not recomnd."]

[u/TrashPandas: Soone edited Dog Girl's Wikipedia page to say: "Known for heroics and allegedly traumatizing The Peak."]

[u/PeakSupporter01: Y'all can clown on The Peak all you want, but he's still out there saving lives. Dog Girl's tongue ga being legendary is just… a bonus?]

└ [u/LuberGooner69: What lives does bro save? 💀]

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And finally…

❖ r/TheoriesAndSpeculation

❖ What Happens Next?

✐ᝰ ┊ u/FuturePredictor2025

Here's what I think: Nightwatch won't fold. He'll double down, disappear, and keep doing his thing. The Agency will keep sending heroes after him, and Rope Girl will probably catch feelings.

[u/ChirperExpert77: Nah, he'll fold. The second he sees Rope Girl, he's signing that contract. You don't say no to those thighs.]

[u/taDebateMaster: Or, hear out, Nightwatch goes full villain. If the Agency wants to paint him as a terrorist, he might as well lean into it.]

└ [Nah, that's definitely not happening…]

└ [Yup, my GOAT is not that ntally weak 🙏]

[u/PeaceMaker007: Whatever happens, one thing's clear: this Nightwatch vs. Hero Agency drama is the best entertainnt we've had this year.]

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The dal ceremony cleared out slowly.

Now, it was just a chilly evening.

The throng of heroes, reporters, and attendees filtered through the city square.

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"Can you believe this, Pulsar?"

Jason Larkens' voice was practically a shout.

His face alighted with childlike glee as he clapped a hand on Pulsar's shoulder.

"Your first dal of honor, just weeks after signing with gaCorp! Absolutely amazing. Absolutely phenonal. You're a natural!"

Still clad in her sleek, star-thed suit, Pulsar smiled nervously as she avoided his exuberant gaze.

"Uh… yeah. Thanks, Mr. Larkens. It's been a crazy couple of weeks."

Jason's energy seed to grow even more animated as he gestured wildly and strained his tailored suit with every movent.

"This is just the beginning, you know. We're gonna get you in the next big ad campaign. You and The Peak. Can you imagine it? Boom! Products flying off the shelves! The power couple of the hero world. I'm telling you, the dia's gonna eat it up."

Pulsar's awkward smile tightened.

"Oh, uh… about that…"

She rubbed the back of her neck, shooting a subtle glance to the side. Her eyes landed on Miss rcury, who was glued to her phone as her thumb moved so rapidly it was a blur.

『Emma… this guy's so fuckin' weird…』

Pulsar silently prayed for rcury to intervene.

But rcury didn't even look up. She seed utterly lost in her own world, her brows furrowed as she scrolled through the latest headlines about Nightwatch.

Her face had nothing but irritation and worry.

『I hope Scott's okay,』

rcury thought to herself, biting her lip.

『He's strong, he can handle this. But the things people are saying… I can't…』

She exhaled sharply, then closed her eyes for a brief mont before diving back into her phone.

『Ugh, I hope he's not reading this garbage.』

anwhile…

Oblivious to Pulsar's disgust, Jason continued.

"So, what do you think? You and The Peak. dal of honor holders. The perfect PR combo."

Pulsar's smile was now a grimace.

She raised her hands as if to stop the verbal avalanche.

"Jason, I'm not sure I'm on board with that. I an, I get that people love The Peak, but… let's be real. There are plenty of folks who don't love him. And honestly? They're not exactly wrong."

Jason's face twisted in exaggerated disbelief.

"Wait, what? Are you saying The Peak isn't a great guy? Because let tell you, he's fantastic. You just need to spend so ti with him, get to know him—"

Pulsar didn't hear the rest.

Her attention snapped back to rcury, who had suddenly turned and started walking away, still glued to her phone.

Without thinking, Maya muttered a quick…

"Excuse !"

Then took off after her, leaving Jason mid-sentence.

Jason froze, his mouth still open.

After a second, he snapped his teeth shut as his face went dark and he shouted after her.

"Oh, so that's how it is, huh? Talk trash about The Peak and then walk away?!"

Pulsar didn't even glance back.

Jason fumbled for his phone.

"Fine. I'm calling Vincent."

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"rcury!"

"Hey, rcury!"

Pulsar called out as she flew after the brunette hero.

There was no response.

rcury kept walking, her head down, her thumbs still tapping furiously at her phone.

"Emma!"

rcury jolted and her head snapped up.

She turned, her brown eyes wide and slightly irritated.

"What?! What is it?"

Pulsar blinked, a little taken aback by the sharp response.

But she quickly recovered and forced a smile as she landed lightly beside rcury.

"Finally! I've been calling you. You okay?"

rcury sighed, slipping her phone into her pocket.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just… distracted. What's up?"

Pulsar hesitated for a mont, then pulled a folded sheet of paper from her cape and cleared her throat nervously.

"Well, uh… I know this is kinda… soon… but…"

Her cheeks flushed as she glanced away, unable to et rcury's eyes.

"I was, uh, thinking about how to… you know… share Scott with you."

rcury stared at her, one brow arched. "… What?"

Pulsar's blush deepened.

She unfolded the paper, revealing a handwritten list.

"I an, you and Scott clearly have chemistry, right? And, like, I get it. I do. But I thought maybe we could work sothing out, you know? Like, a… schedule or sothing?"

For a mont, there was silence.

Miss rcury just stood there, blinking at Pulsar like she'd spoken in an alien language.

Undeterred, Pulsar took the silence as her chance to dive deeper into her "solution." She raised a finger like a professor about to deliver a lecture.

"So, I was thinking…"

She sounded very preppy.

"Mornings are usually busy for all of us, right? So, while it might seem a little unfair, it makes the most sense for you to spend more ti with Scott during work hours."

Miss rcury tilted her head, utterly baffled.

"I an, you're super fast…"

Pulsar motioned animatedly as she spoke.

"You can multitask at a superhuman rate. You can handle saving lives and sneaking in so quality ti with him like it's nothing. Then I'd have him in the afternoons when things slow down a bit."

Pulsar smiled.

Her confidence grew the more she explained.

"And afternoons are perfect! I could fly him to a nice, cozy forest—he loves those, by the way—and, you know… just have fun. A small picnic, maybe. He's always said he enjoys the quiet monts, and I feel like it'd be a good balance."

rcury remained frozen.

Her eyes were wide, lips slightly parted as if she wanted to say sothing but couldn't find the words.

"Oh!"

Pulsar exclaid suddenly, snapping her fingers.

"I almost forgot the best part!"

She sorted through the paper in her hands before pulling out another, slightly crumpled sheet.

Clearing her throat, she began to read aloud.

"So, I know Scott doesn't really seem like the type, but…"

She hesitated, then glanced at rcury before pressing on.

"He, uh… he has dreams. You know, about having a threeso. And I was thinking, instead of making a rigid sharing schedule for who gets to sleep with him, we could… combine forces."

rcury's brow twitched, but Pulsar either didn't notice or chose to ignore it.

"Four nights out of seven…"

Pulsar sounded so sincere, so pure.

"We all share a bed with him. You know, give him an amazing night together. And then, for the other three nights, you can have him all to yourself for two of them, and I'll take the third. Fair, right?"

rcury's expression hadn't changed, but Pulsar kept going as her cheeks reddened even more.

"Also, I, uh… I tend to be a little rough in bed, so I'm not sure Scott really enjoys it as much. Especially since he's, well…"

Pulsar's eyes flashed to rcury's fat chest, then quickly away as she muttered.

"… tasted all that."

A heavy silence settled between them as Pulsar lowered her head and clutched the papers tightly.

"I know I'm not exactly his type…"

It was difficult to admit.

Much like swallowing a dry stone.

"I've seen the magazines he reads. Honestly, I was lucky to score a guy like him in the first place. That's why I really want this to work, you know? I just hope he'll…"

Before she could finish, rcury suddenly burst out laughing. It wasn't a polite chuckle or a sarcastic scoff—it was a genuine, hearty laugh that sounded in the quiet square.

Pulsar's face turned red like a tomato as she stared at her, mortified.

"Oh my God, Maya…"

rcury finally said, wiping a tear from her eye.

"You actually wrote all that down?"

"I-, It was just an idea!"

Pulsar stamred as her voice high-pitched.

She crumpled the papers in her hands.

"I was trying to be practical!"

rcury grinned and placed a hand on Pulsar's shoulder.

"Listen, Scott's a big boy. I don't think he needs a full-on schedule to figure out how to keep his girl happy."

Her grip on Pulsar's shoulder tightened slightly as she gave a slight smirk.

"Or girls, plural."

Pulsar's lips twitched into a soft smile, but she quickly pouted and tossed the crumpled paper into the nearest trash bin.

"It was really just an idea…"

rcury chuckled and nodded.

"We'll figure sothing out. But I can't stick around much longer—I've gotta superspeed back to tro City, ASAP."

Pulsar's face lit up slightly.

"Because of Scott, right?"

There was a hopeful gleam in her eyes that made rcury hesitate for a mont before nodding.

"Yeah…"

Her voice beca very soft now.

"But don't get your hopes up too much, okay? I'll talk to him, but I'm not going to force anything."

Her gaze shifted to the side, almost as if she felt guilty… or perhaps ashad.

"As much as I want you to be happy, I'm not gonna sabotage my relationship and his feelings by pushing him into sothing he's not ready for… or maybe doesn't want. He's probably still not over… you know."

rcury tightened her fists.

"I don't want him to love any less…"

Pulsar forced a laugh, then waved her hand dismissively.

"Oh, no, no, I get it. I totally understand. Besides, Scott's probably over a loser and corporate sellout like anyway, right? Ha-ha…"

Her laugh was so fake that rcury winced, but she checked the ti on her phone and knew she couldn't stay longer.

"Call tonight, okay?"

rcury spoke firmly yet kindly.

"We'll talk more then."

Pulsar nodded too quickly a try-hard smile.

"Yeah, sure. Okay. Totally."

With that, rcury sped off, leaving nothing but a gust of wind in her wake.

The instant she was gone, Pulsar collapsed onto a nearby bench and buried her face in her hands. Tears stread down her cheeks as she choked on quiet sobs as her body trembled with deep pain and embarrassnt.

"God… I'm such an idiot…"

She whispered to herself.

It was quite a cold evening.