Harry Potter: Most Annoying System Ever Chapter 141 141: The Underwhelming Lair and The Final Verdic

The deafening crash of the Basilisk's fall echoed into a profound, ringing silence. The dust settled slowly over the damp, blood-spattered flagstones of the Chamber of Secrets.

Alia Bones didn't lower her wand. She kept her monocle trained on the colossal, motionless mountain of green scales. "Hold positions," she ordered, her voice tight with residual adrenaline. "Curse Breakers, verify termination. Hit Wizards, secure the periter. We need confirmation that there isn't a secondary specin, or the Heir himself lurking in the shadows."

The Ministry team moved with practiced, cautious precision. Two wizards cautiously approached the fallen beast, their wands glowing fiercely, ready for a dying thrash. They cast a series of complex diagnostic charms over the ruined head.

"Target is deceased, Madam Bones," one of them reported, his voice shaky but professional. "The acoustic trauma from the roosters appears to have caused catastrophic neurological failure, compounded by the physical trauma inflicted by the Phoenix and our spellfire."

Alia exhaled a long, steady breath, finally lowering her wand. "Excellent work. Secure the area. Handlers, collect the birds before they deafen us permanently."

The two Creature Handlers, looking slightly pale, hurried forward to cancel Orion's Sonorus charms and began chasing the very confused, very loud roosters around the base of the Slytherin statue.

The defensive formation finally broke.

Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape moved forward towards the snake too. Harry Potter was shaking slightly, his green eyes wide as he stared at the sheer, terrifying scale of the monster he had helped bring down. He looked from his holly wand to the dead Basilisk in disbelief.

Orion Malfoy, however, didn't look terrified. He looked... mildly disappointed.

He walked out from the shadows, stepping casually over a thick puddle of dark, viscous Basilisk blood. He approached the massive, armored flank of the beast. The scales were the size of dinner plates, shimring with a dull, venomous iridescence even in death.

He reached out a gloved hand and gently ran his fingers over the rough, impenetrable hide.

"It truly is a magnificent piece of biological engineering," Orion sighed softly, shaking his head. "I would have loved to have a pet like this."

A sharp, incredulous snort echoed behind him.

"I daresay," Dumbledore chuckled warmly, stepping up beside the young Slytherin, his blue eyes twinkling despite the grim surroundings, "that our dear friend Rubeus Hagrid would have said the exact sa thing. He would likely have nad it sothing profoundly inappropriate, like 'Cuddles' or 'Slinky'."

Dumbledore patted Orion's shoulder gently. "Unfortunately, Orion, a pet of this magnitude and lethal capability would never be permitted on school grounds. The paperwork alone would be insurmountable."

"A tragedy of bureaucracy, Headmaster," Orion agreed smoothly, patting the snake one last ti before stepping back.

"Madam Bones!" A Hit Wizard erged from a dark, gaping tunnel leading off the main chamber, his wand light cutting through the gloom. "We've swept the imdiate periter and the adjoining pipe networks. Negative contact. No secondary beasts. No sign of the Heir or any dark wizards."

He gestured back the way he ca. "We did find another, much older shed skin deeper in the tunnels. It confirms the creature has resided here for centuries. But otherwise... it's just miles of damp, ancient plumbing."

Orion frowned, looking up at the massive, open mouth of the Salazar Slytherin statue, from which the Basilisk had originally erged.

"Are you certain?" Orion asked, his tone polite but pressing. "Did your team technically check inside the mouth of the statue? The beast erged from there. It stands to reason that the actual 'Chamber'—the sanctum of the Founder—might be located within the structure itself, rather than this flooded antechamber."

The Hit Wizard looked slightly affronted by the twelve-year-old's interrogation but answered professionally. "We cast a revealing sweep up the shaft, Mr. Malfoy. It's a dead end. Just a complex network of nesting pipes designed to house the serpent. Nothing special. No hidden doors."

Orion stared at the statue's gaping mouth, then looked around the cavernous, damp, bone-strewn room.

He let out a long, heavy, theatrical sigh of profound disappointnt.

"So much for grandeur," Orion muttered, crossing his arms. He looked genuinely offended by the lack of aesthetic effort. "I was expecting sothing... more. A secret chamber filled with ancient tos on forgotten magic. A hidden library of dark arts. At the very least, so comfortable furniture and a decent lighting system."

He kicked a small puddle of water in irritation.

"Turns out, the legendary Chamber of Secrets is just a glorified, oversized sewer pipe. This is officially the worst secret lair in the history of magical architecture."

One of the Hit Wizards, scoffed loudly, holstering his wand. "Hey, watch your mouth, kid. This is Salazar Slytherin's legacy you're talking about. Aren't you a Slytherin yourself? You should be showing so respect for your House's Founder."

Orion turned his cold, blue gaze onto the Wizard. The sheer, aristocratic arrogance he projected silenced the man instantly.

"Hmph," Orion sniffed disdainfully, looking from the dead snake back to the unimpressive stone face. "If this damp, uninspired cavern is the pinnacle of Salazar Slytherin's architectural vision, then I might as well proclaim myself more of a Slytherin than the Founder himself. My standards for a secret lair are significantly higher."

A few of the Hit Wizards chuckled nervously at the sheer audacity of the boy. Snape rolled his eyes so hard it looked painful, but he didn't verbally reprimand his student. The tension in the room had broken, replaced by the mundane reality of cleanup.

Alia Bones stepped forward, clapping her hands briskly.

"That is enough architectural critique for one evening," Alia ordered, her tone brooking no argunt. "The threat is neutralized. The area is secure. There is no sense in staying down here in the damp. We will leave a containnt ward on the entrance and have a specialized harvesting team from the Departnt for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures co down tomorrow morning to properly dismantle and transport the specin."

She turned to Dumbledore. "Albus, I suggest we evacuate imdiately."

"Indeed, Alia," Dumbledore nodded, his eyes lingering on the dead Basilisk for a mont before turning to the students. "Mr. Potter. Mr. Malfoy. It is ti we returned to the surface."

The procession reford in the sa disciplined, tactical format as before. The Hit Wizards and Curse Breakers took the vanguard, though one of them had to be levitated, sweeping the path back toward the entrance. Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape ford a protective bubble around Harry and Orion in the center.

They walked away from the carcass of the King of Serpents, their footsteps echoing off the damp stone walls.

Orion kept his face perfectly impassive as he ascended the spiraling black marble staircase, but internally, his mind was racing with triumphant satisfaction.

The beast was dead. The threat was eliminated. The Ministry had handled the heavy lifting, and Orion had maintained his cover as a brilliant, pragmatic bystander who happened to be in the right place at the right ti.

And best of all, the most dangerous, unpredictable variable of the entire year—the Diary of Tom Riddle—was still safely tucked away in his sub-space Inventory, completely undetected by the greatest wizards of the age.