"Ah?!"
Facing the two girls who had suddenly arrived, Hikigaya was completely dazed. What was the situation? Why did these two have the keys to his house? Was this a mix-up? Was Matsushita Chiaki not his wife, but rather Karuizawa Kei or Sato Maya?
"Hachiman!"
Karuizawa Kei ran up to him angrily, hands on her hips and eyes glaring.
"Today is clearly my turn!"
"???"
Hikigaya's head was full of question marks. What did she an by "my turn"? Could a wife be on a rotation schedule?
"Aieee~"
"Look at Hachiman, he looks like he's still unsatisfied. Why don't the four of us just 'quad-queue' tonight~~" Sato Maya giggled, covering her mouth.
What quad-queue... was it the kind of quad-queue he was thinking of? Gaming together? That seed impossible no matter how he thought about it!
"I don't mind, it just depends on whether Kei is willing to share." Matsushita Chiaki lay lazily on the bed on her side.
"Today's Hachiman belongs to !" Karuizawa Kei declared loudly.
Though it sounded strange, she had finally stated her stance.
"But after I'm done using him, you guys can take over the relay!" Karuizawa Kei pulled at her collar, licked her lips, and her eyes flashed with a wild light.
"Sure thing!"
"Hee hee hee~"
Matsushita and Sato took turns showing playful smiles. It seed the Hikigaya household had beco a gathering place for gyarus.
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He woke up the next day. Hikigaya felt ntally exhausted, with the illusion that his body had been hollowed out.
'Gyarus are truly terrifying!'
Recalling the vivid relay race in the dream, Hikigaya's legs were still trembling.
"Good morning, Hikigaya-kun. Why do you look like you've done sothing bad?" On the way to breakfast, Hikigaya ran into Matsushita Chiaki.
"You're the worst gyaru, Matsushita-san." Hikigaya's expression was subtle.
According to the dream setting, Matsushita Chiaki was his wife. Because she was too busy with work and couldn't often attend to Hikigaya's needs, she had proactively introduced her two best friends... Her reasoning was that instead of constantly guarding against "stray cats" outside, it was better to let her own people benefit!
"Eh?!" Matsushita Chiaki looked bewildered.
"I just like watching drama; I don't rember doing anything bad.
Speaking of which, with your intelligence, Hikigaya-kun, you must have seen through the fact that my 'gyaru' persona is just an act, right?"
Hikigaya raised an eyebrow.
"Hard to say. Maybe you're a real gyaru pretending to be a fake gyaru."
"No way!" Matsushita Chiaki patted her chest and spoke firmly.
"Deep down, I'm a 'Pure Love' type!"
"Heh! Only pursuing 'pure' carnal desire, right?" Hikigaya's mouth couldn't help but twitch. Who has ever seen a "Pure Love" fan engage in quad-queue online play?
"Hmph! Hikigaya-kun, I'm going to get angry!" Matsushita Chiaki narrowed her eyes.
"Morning, Chiaki! Oh?"
"Why are you arguing with Hachiman-kun?"
They happened to run into Karuizawa Kei and Sato Maya again.
"Waaa~
Kei, Maya, you've co at the right ti. Hikigaya is bullying !"
Matsushita Chiaki instantly changed to a face of grievance to complain to her friends.
"Hey! Hikigaya, just because you've recently gained a bit of our favor, don't get too ahead of yourself!"
Sato Maya looked up and glared at him fiercely.
"Hachiman-kun, what's wrong with you? Apologize to Chiaki right now!" Karuizawa Kei looked at him with eyes full of reproach.
At this mont, Matsushita Chiaki, the instigator, hid behind her friends and smugly began to watch the drama.
'You like watching drama, do you? Then today I'll turn you into the drama!'
"I'm sorry, Matsushita-san."
Hikigaya bowed his head sincerely toward her and said with a serious face: "I'm very happy to have received your confession, but so far I have no plans to get a girlfriend, so let's just stay friends."
"???" Matsushita Chiaki's head was full of question marks.
"Chiaki, you... you confessed to Hachiman-kun?" Karuizawa Kei turned around suddenly, staring at her in disbelief.
"Eek! Is this... is this the legendary love triangle?" Sato Maya looked shocked.
It was common knowledge that Karuizawa Kei, the leader of the gyarus, already clearly harbored feelings for Hikigaya.
At a ti like this, Matsushita Chiaki going to confess felt sowhat like backstabbing her friend.
"Ah? No! I didn't! Why would I confess to Hikigaya?"
Matsushita Chiaki waved her hands frantically in denial.
"Because Hachiman-kun is excellent, obviously!" Karuizawa Kei said righteously.
"Even though Hikigaya's facial features are good, his athletic ability is strong, his grades are good, and his brain is smart enough—that doesn't an I'm going to confess to him!" Matsushita Chiaki tried to explain.
She saw Karuizawa Kei looking at her with a strange expression.
"Hearing Chiaki say it like that, Hikigaya is super suitable to be a boyfriend!"
Sato Maya's eyes lit up, and a look of deep interest appeared on her face.
From this mont on, a subtle change appeared in the relationship between the three mbers of the gyaru group.
'This is good... In that case, the future where 'the Hikigaya house becos a gyaru gathering place' shouldn't happen, right?'
Just as the atmosphere was turning awkward, an announcent rang out on the ship: "Attention all students. The school has sent an important text ssage to everyone. Please check the information on your mobile phones and act according to the instructions.
Because the content is very important, please be sure to browse the information carefully and follow the instructions!
Repeating once more—"
The sudden broadcast interrupted their conversation. Hikigaya took out his phone to check the text, and his brow couldn't help but furrow.
[A special exam is about to begin. Please go to the designated room at the specified ti to assemble. Latecors will be punished with point deductions.
Those who receive this ssage, please report to Room 304 on the third floor before 9:00 AM. The assembly ti is approximately twenty minutes. Leaving the room during this period is not allowed. Please use the restroom in advance and set your mobile phone to silent or turn it off...]
"Tch! Another special exam!"
"It seems the school is determined not to let us enjoy our vacation properly."
Free food, drinks, and fun on a luxury cruise ship, even SPAs. Thinking about it, the school couldn't possibly be that kind!
"Hey, aren't you going to check the ssage?" Hikigaya looked at the three silent girls.
"Destroying soone's friendship yet remaining so unbothered... Hikigaya-kun is really an-spirited!" Matsushita Chiaki glared at him irritably.
"Aha~ so the confession thing just now was just a joke, right?"
Karuizawa Kei smiled tentatively, though doubt still lingered in her heart.
"Eh? So it was just a joke?"
Sato Maya's eyes were wide; she had taken it seriously.
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New Fanfiction!
Hachiman please tone down your Inner Thoughts
While waiting for Yukinoshita in the clubroom, he unexpectedly travels to the world of Classroom of the Elite and becos the representative of Class B.
Initially, he only intended to keep a low profile while helping Class B escape its tragic fate from the original story, and incidentally saving Ichinose Honami.
However, why these girls seems to know what am I Thinking?
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