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Now reading: 3.31: Maximize Efficiency from How I became the Empress of Hell, a Action novel by Roseofblades.

“So, in order for to beco a full demon I would have to have sex with you?”

“Yeah, that about sums it up. I’m sure there are other ways to do it, but take it from … none of them would be particularly pleasant. The amount of shit I had to endure was sothing I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.”

“Hmmmmm… While the offer to increase my own skills and possibly gain ridiculously overpowered abilities is extrely enticing, unfortunately I am not attracted to other won. As such, I’m not sure if that’s sothing I’d be able to go through.”

“Makes sen-”

“That being said, if the other thods of becoming a demon are as bad as you suggest, I suppose I could enable the sexual content so you can corrupt . It… would be just you doing the corrupting?”

As she said this, her eyes drifted over to Elia. I followed her gaze and then looked back at her.

“Yes. It would just be . Why do you ask?”

“I always keep over a dozen enchantnts cast on myself in order to better demonstrate the depth of my skills to those seeking enchantnt services. One of those enchantnts greatly enhances my hearing, sll, and sight. Even had I not heard what you and she had been talking about, your body language towards each other and the tal collar around her neck indicate so sort of relationship between you two. Given the nature of what she said to you earlier, I wasn’t sure who would be involved.”

“Ohmygod, Hana, I’m so sorry… I had no idea you could hear ! I promise I was just doing it to tease Allie! I wouldn’t have said it if I had known you could hear .”

Much to my surprise, Hana appeared slightly crestfallen upon hearing Em’s admission. She must have noticed staring at her with confusion because she turned towards Elia and gave her a serious look.

“Are you suggesting Allie doesn’t, in fact, find sexy and you were just saying that to tease her?”

“I-Uh… Ummm… That’s not- Uh… Allie… help out, babe.”

“Hey, don’t drag into this, you’re the one who said it. And… for the record, Hana, I do find you super sexy.”

“Is it because I’m Asian?”

“OK. That’s it! I would like to make sothing INCREDIBLY fucking clear. Yes, I like Asian won. But… I also like Black won, and Native Arican Won. And white won! I fucking like won of all shapes, colors, and sizes. While my dating history does tend to lean towards one specific type of won, I want it known that it’s not their ethnicity I am attracted to. It’s… so much more than that.”

“Boobs. Those are a huge deal for her.”

“Yes. Wait… No!! Goddammit… OK… Let’s all back up a step. Hana… are you sure you would be alright with … corrupting you… knowing that it would involve having sex with ? Only ?”

“While it's not the most ideal solution, it does seem to be the simplest one. Given that this is just a ga, and you seem like a nice enough person, I can subject myself to a little lesbianism should I need to in order to both join your clan and to obtain full demonhood.”

My eyes practically bugged out of my skull at the pragmatic view she was taking with regards to having sex with despite her objections to it. I also disliked the way she thought it was sothing she would have to subject herself too, instead of sothing to be enjoyed. Considering my own cavalier attitude towards sex, I guess I shouldn’t have been too surprised… but this was so far beyond my normal realm of thought that I was at a complete loss for words. Which is likely the reason I spoke without fully thinking about what I was saying.

“I have a magic demon cock.”

Instead of blushing or even acting surprised, Hana nodded in understanding like I had rely told her my favorite color was blue. (It’s not, by the way. Li Green all the way!)

“I assud as much given the earlier comnt about your… girldick. At first I thought maybe your primary sex characteristics did not match your gender, but… other things made it obvious that wasn’t the case.”

I started to arch an eyebrow before Hana rely tapped her nose twice with her finger and gave a faint smirk. I quickly realized what she was indicating and felt my cheeks burn a fiery red for the fraction of a second my body allowed it. As I considered the fact she could literally sll how turned on Em’s comnt had made , I also realized just how powerful that enchantnt really was and how much more powerful it would be when used on soone with demonically enhanced senses. This only solidified just how invaluable she would be to my clan, and if her enchantnts were used in conjunction with Kyra’s insane crafting skills… we would have gear that would be the envy of everyone. Another thought word its way into my mind and my eyes went wide as I thought of a question I needed the answer to.

“Hana, what’s the highest tier of Enchantnt magic that’s not considered World Tier.”

Upon hearing my question, Areandra, Elia, and Tesrif all turned towards the Angelspawn and she briefly looked at each of them before glancing back at with curiosity.

“Tier 5. Theoretically higher tiers are achievable, but I have not discovered any so far. I spent hours combing through possible skill combinations to create stronger enchantnts, but the best I can do is Tier 5.”

Areandra quickly realized where my question was leading and she moved very close to Hana, opened her skill nu, and then swung it around for her to see. As she read the description for [Corrupted Radiance] I saw her eyes go nearly as wide as mine had and her mouth unhinged and hung open in shock. She turned back towards with a look of eagerness and excitent and it seed like she was practically jumping with happiness.

“How soon are you able to corrupt ? If this effect works like how I’m guessing, I would be able to cast the highest tier magic obtainable. I might even be able to cast World Tier Enchantnts with this.”

“That does involve sex… rember?”

“Yes. You’ve made that clear. Areandra, have you been able to confirm that all of your enchantnts are boosted by two tiers?”

Areandra nodded eagerly and I looked at the Angelspawn woman with utter amazent. Not even five minutes ago she was hesitant to have sex with , now she was practically begging for it. But the way she was doing it felt like it was just another box for her to check so she could go about her day. I felt Elia’s arm snake around my shoulders and I looked at her with a confused expression still painted on my face.

“It seems we’ve found soone with an even more cavalier attitude towards sex than you, babe. Looks like you gotta woman-up and give the girl what she wants so she can get busy making our clan so badass enchantnts.”

“Wait… how the fuck did this get spun around to being the hesitant one? I am a sex demon, rember? I lt the hearts of n and won alike with just the wave of a hand.”

Em gave a quick peck on the lips and then tapped the tip of my nose with her finger as she gave a very sly grin.

“No… that’s just it, my love. She’s not attracted to you. She’s literally just using you to get what she wants. The great and powerful Allexus is just a ans to an end, and you don’t know how to handle that.”

“OK… first off… I’m not that full of myself.”

“You may not be, but Allexus is. Allexus… is… Allexus. Is. Damn! Now you got doing it! But… you’re the one with a boss room that is literally a shrine to yourself. I know my future wife may not be that egotistical, but my demon Mistress sure as shit is.”

“Wait. You guys know each other in real life?”

Em and I both turned towards Hana and Areandra who were now close to 75 feet away.

“Yes, Allie and I are engaged. Actually… The majority of our clan mbers know each other in real life. So far Nialla, Ash, and Kyra are the only ones we haven’t t IRL. Well… plus Judas and Tesrif. But they’re NPCs.”

Areandra turned towards the huge warrior woman and looked at her with surprise.

“You’re an NPC?”

Tesrif looked at like she was unsure how to respond and I simply gave her a nod and a faint smile. The blue-haired demon turned back towards Hana and gave her a single nod.

“Yes.”

“How very fascinating. I don’t suppose you would indulge a few more questions I have after I beco a demon?”

Tesrif looked to again with pleading desperation.

“Hana, if you have questions, Judas would be the one to talk to. He’s my retainer, but we also call him our walking ga encyclopedia. He’s the older dark gray skinned demon with the black leather and trenchcoat. After you beco a demon he will help you pick out a room in our castle and get you set up with enchanting supplies.”

“Excellent. Allexus, approximately how long does this corruption process take? I am eager to start experinting with this enchantnt buff. Not to ntion casting the enchantnts necessary so Angelspawn can participate in your PvP challenge.”

I narrowed my eyes at how dismissive she was being with regards to having sex with , but Elia placed a hand on my arm and gave a smirk.

“Hana, have you had sex before?”

“Yes. Not in this ga, but I have several tis in other gas and in real life.”

“And when you have sex, is it typically sothing you rush through?”

“I typically achieve orgasm rather quickly, more so if I take asures to maximize my own pleasure. After I climax I endeavor to return the favor to my partner as efficiently as possible. While having sex for extended periods of ti could lead to a more pleasurable experience, I neither want to tax my or my partner’s stamina, nor do I want to let it interfere with other the activities I enjoy or my sleep. On average, sex from start to finish usually lasts no more than ten minutes. Slightly longer if my partner doesn’t use a condom since it requires additional ti to clean up afterwards.”

Both Em and I blinked wordlessly as we stared at Hana and fully digested her views on sex and how “efficient” she made the entire endeavor. I wasn’t sure what astounded more, the fact that she was so open and carefree about her sex life, the fact that she had taken steps to ensure it didn’t last very long, or the fact that ten minutes was the typical length of ti she had sex.

Ten minutes?! That’s a fucking quickie… and even then… that’s like… maybe one orgasm each? You know the best thing about lesbian sex? It’s not like with cis n where they get off and then just roll over and fall asleep. There is literally no end to it. You only stop when you’re too tired to keep going. And then you go pee, rehydrate, and keep fucking going! To date, the longest I’ve ever had sex is eight and a half hours. We had plenty of restroom breaks, a brief interlude for eating sothing small, and then going back at it right where we left off. I was so goddamn sore and my thighs and ass were so fucking bruised the next day… but it was so worth it.

…and this chick wanted to “maximize efficiency” and keep things limited to ten minutes…

I wasn’t sure exactly what I was going to do, but I knew one thing for certain… she’d be begging for a hell of a lot more than ten minutes after I was done with her.

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