The next day, early morning.
Lu Yibei had not slept all night; in fact, an hour ago, she had already reached her limit of exhaustion.
But the four urban legend she had devoured wouldn't give her a mont of peace; male and female figures took turns tornting her, staging a lodramatic, non-idol youthful drama in her mind.
Yun ng and Pharaoh would occasionally stage a passionate physical wrestling match, completely disregarding whether Lu Yibei, this single dog, was willing to watch from the side—no, it wasn't even watching, it was practically... personally experiencing it?
Couldn't they just be considerate and not create content that's easily 404'd? It's not easy for anyone to live, okay?
Furthermore, she always felt a pair of eyes searching and prying from afar, making her feel uneasy in waves.
Although those eyes didn't seem to have pinpointed her exact location yet and didn't seem malicious, they contained a hint of lewdness and severity.
It made her feel uncomfortable all over.
As a faint ray of sunlight shone through the gap in the curtains onto Lu Yibei's bedside, she quickly got up, ended the tornt, and rushed to the rooftop.
...
A few minutes later.
On the rooftop of Jingyi Apartnt, a naked muscular man appeared as scheduled.
Lu Yibei bathed in the morning sun; accompanied by a puff of thick smoke, his body gradually returned to its original form.
Feeling that he had regained his masculine vigor, Lu Yibei clenched his fists, looked at the rising sun on the distant horizon, and let out a heartfelt exclamation.
"Praise the sun!"
However, his energetic state didn't last long; by the ti he put on his clothes and returned ho, the exhaustion from staying up all night surged over him.
He moved around the house listlessly, with dark circles under his eyes, washing his face and brushing his teeth like a zombie, sitting in front of the dining table, and finally tilting his head back to gulp down an entire pot of coffee.
Then he looked at the ti on the wall.
Eight-thirty, he still had half an hour to rush to school.
"Sigh—!" Life is not easy, the Demoness sighed.
Lu Yibei felt that he urgently needed to buy a copy of "Asian Dance King's Ti Managent" online, otherwise, staying up like this day and night, he would eventually be drained dry.
It turns out, being an unregistered person is really tiring, especially for an illegal individual like him who might be closely monitored by official organizations.
Dragging his tired body, he hurried out the door.
As soon as he got downstairs, Lu Yibei heard a ridiculously flirtatious laugh from afar.
Recognizing people by sound.
Before he even saw the person laughing, the figure of Shui Ge appeared in his mind.
Walking a bit further, as Lu Yibei expected, he saw Bai Kai next to the apartnt's small park.
With carefully styled hair, a pink shirt paired with a dark blue slim-fit suit, and a pair of brown aviator sunglasses on his face, the ridiculously flirtatious Shui Ge leaned against his gay-looking indigo purple Beetle car, chatting rrily with the sweeping lady in the complex.
"Oh, Sister, how can you underestimate yourself? You are naturally beautiful, you just lack a bit of artificial embellishnt."
"Hehehe, you, your mouth is so sweet? You're too good at deceiving won, aren't you?"
"How is this deceiving people? I'm speaking the truth!" Shui Ge said with an innocent look, and as he spoke, he pulled open the car door, took out a set of skincare products, and handed them to the sweeping lady.
"Sister, this is for you. This series set is especially good for your skin type."
The sweeping lady snatched the skincare set with lightning speed, then said shyly, "This... how can I accept this?"
"Why be embarrassed? It's simply my honor to et a lady like you."
Shui Ge's words made the sweeping lady overjoyed, laughing like a blooming flower, her slightly red cheeks as if she was experiencing first love again.
It must be said, Bai Kai absolutely lives up to the industry's rumored title of "King of the Night in Hua City"; from middle-aged won in their forties and fifties to young budding youths who have just co of age, there are few he cannot handle.
While the sweeping lady was happy, Bai Kai quickly pulled out a black business card with gold lettering and handed it to her, "Ma'am, this is my business card. If you have ti, you can co over and sit."
"I especially like listening to stories about all sorts of urban legend. If you co with an interesting story, drinks are free, and I'll introduce you to a few handso guys."
"Hahaha, that would be great, then I thank you very much."
Lu Yibei watched from afar, silently expressionless, raised a hand to cover his face, and buried his head as he walked quickly.
He hadn't walked far when he heard Shui Ge's enchanting call ★ 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ★ from behind him.
"Little Bei Bei, I specifically ca here early in the morning to wait for you, and you don't even say hello to , why are you leaving?"
Lu Yibei, "..."
Ptooey!
Who is this person? I don't know him! Hurry up and leave, I'm going to be late for school.
Thinking this, his steps beca larger and more urgent.
Then...
A light and elegant perfu scent abruptly invaded his nostrils, and a pair of strong arms hugged him tightly from behind.
At this mont, Lu Yibei's consciousness beca montarily blurry, and the personality fragnt belonging to Yun ng surged up, making him act "gently" towards Shui Ge for an instant.
"Don't... don't do this! It's not good if people see us..." Lu Yibei said shyly, his cheeks slightly red.
Bai Kai, "???"
This kid seems a bit abnormal today?
However...
I like Little Bei like this, it's great! He's finally not losing his temper at !
Bai Kai thought, and said softly to Lu Yibei, "Little Bei, you're really becoming more and more like him, this makes very happy."
Lu Yibei instantly snapped back to reality, saw Shui Ge's eyes full of tenderness, and felt a wave of nausea in his heart.
"..."
F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!
Like who? I warn you to watch your mouth! Did you ss up my Old Dad and now you want to ss up too?
You tell , how many tis have you ruined my Old Dad's blind dates? Huh? At the dinner table, in front of his blind date, you wiped a grain of rice from my Old Dad's mouth and naturally put it into your own mouth?
Can a normal person stand that kind of scene? Anyway, I sure can't! Please be a person, let go, I haven't even had a girlfriend yet!
Tsk, damn Shui Ge!
...
A million mythical beasts were galloping in Lu Yibei's heart. Just as he was about to open his mouth to say sothing to Shui Ge, he suddenly heard the sweeping lady who had witnessed the scene mumbling to herself from afar.
"Is this a resident of our complex? He looks like he's very familiar with that handso guy, are they colleagues?"
Hearing this, Lu Yibei glanced at Shui Ge behind him out of the corner of his eye, and said with a serious face, "Hurry up and leave! Whatever it is, we'll talk about it outside the complex!"
The sweeping lady is definitely the gossip vanguard in the complex; if she rembers his appearance, word will spread like wildfire, and within three days, the entire complex will probably think he's a male escort.
Whether he can continue to live there is a secondary issue.
Lu Yibei was more worried that disappointed wives would co knocking on his door in the middle of the night.
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