Underworld Branch?
Glancing at the eerily toned brochure on the table, then at Leon's sunny but ten tis spookier smile than the brochure, the terrified Kings of the Kingdom had no choice but to reach out and pick up the black-and-green mingled pamphlet on the table.
"Welco to the Realm of the Dead"
"Hiss..."
Looking at the cover featuring a woman dressed in a professional suit, with a slender waist and long legs, a charming—dead woman—not only did the Kings of the Kingdom shudder, even the Queens of the Gossip Table couldn't help but gasp.
Nothing else, despite the cover woman's impeccable beauty and figure, her radiant smile akin to sunshine, her bloodthirsty apertures and ghostly pale skin truly made one's heart recoil in horror.
"This is Ms. Lisana, receptionist number 9527 at the Underworld Branch, who has won the 'Monthly Brightest Smile' award three tis consecutively. She's a service model in the reception sequence, hence she's featured on the cover of the promotional brochure."
Casually introduced the cover girl on the brochure, Leon cheerfully urged:
"The cover is actually not much to look at; the main point is in the content at the back... and, I actually participated in the editorial work of this brochure too. Looking forward to your heartfelt reviews after reading."
"..."
Under Leon's enthusiastic smile and the pitying gaze of two directors knowing the content, the assembly of Kings took turns flipping open the brochure, glancing at the illustrated text-filled interior.
[Underworld Branch of the Cleaner Bureau — Pioneer of Post-Mortem Reincarnation]
[Branch Introduction]
The Underworld Branch of the Cleaner Bureau, established in the year 978 of the Venue Calendar, was born in the New Realm of the Dead, the first comprehensive soul service departnt in the current world and the surrounding thirteen planes to achieve full-cycle managent post-mortem, holding indisputable industry-leading status.
Relying on the Punishnt Center and the Fully Automated Eighteen Layers of Punishnt System, we built a complete post-death penalty service, adhering to the core value of "smiling in the nine springs, dying a hard death," processing over 123,000 daily business transactions, with promising performance growth and a bright future.
[Mission and Vision]
◆ Constructing a novel ecological order of reincarnation of good and evil
◆ Building a harmonious life and death developnt community
[Core Business]
◆ Comprehensive soul lifecycle managent (containnt-judgnt-torture [strike-through] purification-reincarnation)[pic]
◆ Manual analysis summary of good and evil cause and consequence allocation (visual inspection of rits and review of sins)[pic]
◆ Customized Hell experience services (18 featured packages like tongue extraction/mountain of knives/oily pot)[pic]
◆ High-end reincarnation channel operations (VIP bliss express/rit points exchange) (to be opened)
◆ rit longevity and post-mortem real estate sales (making your ho after death warr than when alive)[pic]
[Employee Benefits]
◆ Posthumous housing… pre-purchase…
◆ Kinship dream visits… rit achievent family visits…
◆ Flexible work system… resign anyti…
[Social Responsibility]
◆ Regularly hold public welfare lectures…
◆ Fund contemporary world "accumulating rit and charity" educational projects…
◆ Establish the first cause and consequence research institute…
[Custor Testimonials]
◆ Scorpio Branch cleaner Mr. X visiting in his dream… A day tour of the Underworld taught to revere life!
◆ Mrs. Y, whose husband died in August… The dream link feature reunited us, if only we could XX in dreams!
◆ Miss Z, whose father passed in early September… Paper burning in the cloud is so convenient! Hoping the Life and Death Exchange business opens soon!
◆ Mr. W, thrown into the oil pot hell for cris against humanity… Ah! Ah! Ah ah ah!!!… Such material energy? Increase the temperature!
[Recruitnt]
◆ Urgent job vacancies...
◆ Interview notes...
Join us!
(Fire) Points to you (Fire)
...
Who the hell wants to join you!!!
Feeling the scalp crawl after reading the detailed illustration of the eighteen layers of hell and the custor cases, staring at the last page of the brochure where the Food God is posing 'I want you' among the blazing mountains and fiery seas, smilingly pointing his finger at himself, the Kings of The Twelve Kingdoms felt chills down their spines.
Though this brochure contained a vast array of nonsensical peculiar content, removing those chaotic parts, the remainder was sothing they could understand... especially the part about the eighteen layers of hell in [Core Business] and [Custor Testimonials]!
Do they have to be this ruthless?!!!
Shivering, they closed the eerily toned pamphlet, hurriedly blocking Leon's smiling face, recalling what they just saw in the brochure, those eighteen-layer hell illustrations actually more intricate than the photographs, the angry King of Thunderstorm Country suddenly slamd the table, roaring:
"You're ssing around!"
"What?"
Leon looked back in confusion, watching Thunderstorm King's right hand tremble on the table, sowhat puzzled, asked:
"Is there sothing you'd like to address?"
I'm telling you, you're ssing around!
Summoning all the strength, striving to open his mouth, roaring again, seeing Leon still wearing a perplexed look, the Thunderstorm King finally realized sothing.
Without knowing when, the muscles on his entire face had gone completely stiff, neither the previous loud roars uttered any sound, nor could he open his mouth fully, just barely stretched into a slit less than a finger-width.
The two angry rebukes existed rely in his imagination; what he actually bellowed were two guttural murmurings without aning, like a young beast breaking down, crying when trapped by a hungry wolf.
"I... I ant to say..."
Forcefully kneading his cheek muscles to restore so speech ability, the Thunderstorm King rasped hoarsely like he had roared all night:
"This... This is too crazy! After death... After death, it should be the end, no... it can't be like... like this."
"Why not?"
Interrupting Thunderstorm King once more, Leon gazed into his eyes, gently replied:
"So people, even if dead, the evil consequences he creates continue indefinitely.
So people, even if dead, those who suffer because of him still endure his created tornt.
So people are dead, yet... why do they get to die with ease?"
"?!!!"
After eyeing Thunderstorm King's dark purple swirling soul, Leon withdrew the smile on his face, reopened the promotional booklet in before, calmly began:
"Just as ntioned earlier, I believe all of you want the best for your countries, but are slightly lacking in ability and so people are actively holding you back, hence the current reality. Now the Underworld Branch cos with a good solution, perfectly helping resolve this issue.
This brochure I've printed many, take a few ho while returning, let those holding you back take a look. I believe the situation will drastically improve... should it not improve, feel free to co to !"
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