Lu Jiao Ancient Town.
Strolling down the street, Lu Zheng felt like he was crazy. Why did he co to Su City for fun?
Zhuozheng Garden is bearable, but this sort of ancient town with no special features, I see every day!
More authentic and nostalgic than here, even the people are ancient!
...
At a little past five in the afternoon, the two ca out from the ancient town, planning to take a spin around Jinji Lake Scenic Area and settle dinner along the way.
Just as they ca out of the parking lot, they saw a commotion break out not far ahead.
"What’s going on?" Lu Zheng blinked.
"Sothing happened?" Lin Wan frowned.
Out of professional habit, Lin Wan instinctively ran towards the scene.
Lu Zheng naturally followed along.
Then they heard people running in their direction shouting "Wild boar!", "Run!", "Lots of wild boars!" and such.
"Wild boar?"
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan exchanged a glance.
"There’s a wild boar problem in Su City too?" Lu Zheng couldn’t help but ask.
"The news said Hang City had a few incidents last ti, the two cities aren’t far apart, perhaps they’ve traveled to Su City too?" Lin Wan replied.
The two of them went upstream against the crowd and saw a group of nearly ten wild boars running on the sidewalk towards them.
A big wild boar leading six or seven smaller ones, really an impressive sight, pedestrians were dodging left and right, with many frantically running in panic.
The smaller boars weren’t too bad, but the big one was over a ter long, likely weighing over two hundred pounds.
"Oh no, the leading boar seems panicked!" Lin Wan shouted.
"Soone’s hurt!" Lu Zheng had already seen pedestrians lying on the ground, presumably knocked over by boars.
"Run!"
People saw Lu Zheng and Lin Wan going against the frightened crowd, thinking they were just curious onlookers.
"Are you guys crazy?"
"That’s a wild boar! Get out of the way!"
"Block it!" Lin Wan shouted.
"I’ll handle the big one." Lu Zheng frowned, stepped forward, and aid at the leading big boar.
Since Lin Wan had yet to cultivate Martial Artist’s Blood Qi, Lu Zheng was a bit worried she would get hurt.
"Okay!" Lin Wan nodded, not worried about Lu Zheng.
Kicking open helicopter doors with one foot, dealing with a re two hundred pound boar should be a piece of cake. The real danger would be confronting those eight hundred pound boars from Africa or North Arica head-on.
"Holy crap! These two idiots asking to die?"
"No! Get out of there!"
Pedestrians were extrely anxious, but none dared step forward to help.
Everyone could see, Lu Zheng and Lin Wan’s actions and attitude were firm, directly confronting the boar herd.
"Are they trying to stop the boars?"
"Are they crazy?"
"Don’t they go online? Don’t they know how strong wild boars are?"
"Even an adult can’t handle a small boar, right?"
"Call the police!"
"Already did, but however fast the police are, they can’t fly over!"
"Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!"
"Getting closer! Getting closer!"
"I can’t watch!"
...
Lu Zheng and the big boar were charging head-on towards each other.
Seeing the distance close, the big boar lowered its head and rushed forward, even accelerating in the short distance.
"Oh my gosh?"
In the blink of an eye, man and boar were just a ter apart, about to have an intimate encounter and an in-depth exchange.
Lu Zheng maintained a relaxed expression, and in a split second shifted his position, dodging the big boar’s charge.
Then raised his right hand, chopping down with a hand knife at the back of the boar’s neck.
"Off you go!"
The big boar’s eyes flipped, its front legs went limp, and it headbutted the ground, flipping and rolling over.
"Bang!"
It crashed into a big tree by the roadside, finally stopping.
Out cold!
"Rustle—"
The big tree shook from the impact, scattering so fallen leaves.
On the other side, Lin Wan crouched low, grabbed forward with both hands, catching two small boars by their hind legs, and slamd them against two other small boars.
"Bang! Bang!"
Two loud bangs, the pavent tiles cracked.
The two small boars slamd by her and the two used as a Big Hamr lay limp on the ground, only able to whimper.
KO! Four at once!
But there were three left.
Having just knocked out the big boar, Lu Zheng now faced the small boars rushing at him.
Mimicking the move, he reached out, grabbing two small boars, the left-hand boar smashed at the last one.
"Bang!"
anwhile, his right hand grasped the neck skin of the last small boar, lifting it up.
The world went quiet...
No, not quiet yet, the small boar Lu Zheng held was still squealing, body squirming, limbs flailing but to no effect.
"Do you think this boar herd is wild or dostic?" Lu Zheng asked Lin Wan, "We just solved a wild boar crisis, can we have this small boar for dinner?"
"You’re overthinking it, a big one leading many small ones, typical wild boar herd behavior, and boars are protected animals; if you dare eat them, get ready to land behind bars." Lin Wan laughed.
Of course, Lu Zheng knew what Lin Wan said, he was just joking.
"Alright, seems I was foresighted in holding back that slap, a fine is one thing, but ending up in jail for a boar would be truly foolish." Lu Zheng shrugged.
"But boars are getting too rampant these days, they seem about to be removed from the list of protected animals." Lin Wan rubbed her chin, eyes gleaming, "How about we go boar-hunting in the mountains then?"
Her Eighteen Mountain-Carrying Techniques were already practiced to the seventeenth form, almost complete.
And being a police officer, she couldn’t use colleagues as punching bags, nor were there enough criminals to deal with.
Since that’s the case, wild boars, fierce large animals not on the list, would be great objects for Lin Wan to prove her skills.
Lu Zheng shook his head, "This seems rely an opinion solicitation, when the listing gets concrete, who knows how long it’ll take."
Lin Wan chuckled, "No rush, no rush."
...
The two casually knocked over the herd,
then stood among the boars unable to get up, chatting as if nothing happened, leaving surrounding pedestrians stunned.
"Whoa?"
"Whoa!"
"What just happened?"
"Can’t be, impossible, right?"
"I recorded it all!"
"Martial Arts Master here?"
"Are you kidding, real or fake?"
Then a group of courageous pedestrians all rushed up.
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan naturally put on their caps and donned large sunglasses.
They didn’t plan to leave, unlike that ti saving a flipped car, because this ti it was just the two of them; they had to wait for the police, clarify things before leaving.
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