At the center of the City of Ti stands a white building, the tallest and largest in the city. Atop the structure is a statue, its hands holding a clock that ticks slowly, as if it were a deity overseeing the world's ti.
This is the headquarters of the Ti Bank in the City of Ti.
It is the largest and wealthiest organization in the world, with an incalculable number of employees scattered across the globe. They boast the world's most formidable IT team and an incredibly intimidating security team, excelling in nearly every domain.
They even have a presence in fields like energy, resembling a colossal financial entity that perates every corner of the world.
Ti Bank Information Center Operations Departnt.
The Operations Departnt handles all external information output and maintenance for the Ti Bank. All public platform accounts, promotions, and related tasks are managed by this departnt, which also serves as a hub between the Ti Bank and the outside world.
"Supervisor, soone just tagged our official account," an employee reported.
The staff in this group spend their days reviewing content across various social dia platforms. In other words, they spend their days absorbing idle gossip and thank you notes but earn salaries unimaginable to outsiders. An ordinary employee here earns several thousand Ti Coins annually.
As for the veteran employees or those in managerial positions, even a teller at a branch might earn over ten thousand Ti Coins a year. Getting a job here is like accumulating good karma from a past life, instantly making them highly desirable on the dating market and elevating their social status significantly.
"What's so special about that?" The supervisor was busy drafting a promotional plan on recent interest rate changes. "We're tagged countless tis a day. There's no need to report such things to ."
"This ssage is sowhat different," the employee said. "Soone claims they're coming to rob our headquarters. They even specified the exact ti, telling us to prepare and gather all the Ti Coins."
"Hahaha!" The supervisor put down his draft plan. Such an amusing thing had never crossed his desk in all these years. Planning a bank heist? Did they lose their mind?
What is the Ti Bank if not the wealthiest and safest place in the world? If doomsday ever cos, the Ti Bank would undoubtedly be the first place everyone thinks of.
It's not that no one has tried to rob the Ti Bank, but those robbers never even made it through the front door, let alone stole a cent.
The Ti Bank's security is dauntingly formidable, possessing the world's most recognized and powerful security personnel, each nearly possessing the prowess of a Main God, with their numbers unknown. Should the Ti Bank wish to dominate the world, whether through economic or military ans, it would be an easy feat.
So, robbing the Ti Bank is just a joke.
"Just ignore it. You see lunatics every day; one or two more won't make a difference!" The supervisor didn't give it a second thought. Instead of worrying if the bank would be robbed, he figured it better to fret over whether the director would tear apart his proposal.
"But supervisor, shouldn't we at least inform the security team?"
"There's no need," the supervisor replied, "Even if soone were to attempt robbing the Ti Bank, our security isn't just for show, is it? They have regular patrols and shifts and would imdiately enter a state of alert at any hint of danger. Warning about such things is entirely unnecessary."
The employee wanted to say more but didn't insist because, in his view, it truly was a laughable matter. Perhaps he was just overthinking it?
However, the Ti Bank is inherently a topic-generating keyword. With Zhang nglong's challenge, a throng of god-like comntators erged in the underground.
"Bro, count in. I want to rob it too. I'll keep watch for you. If you agree, I'll act like I never said anything."
"Level 1 alt account? If you have guts, speak with your main account!"
"Bro, do a live stream of the robbery, and I'll definitely send you gifts."
"I live right by the Ti Bank. I'll be there early tomorrow, and if you don't show, you're a coward."
"Hey big guy upstairs, need a dog? The real estate there costs thousands of Ti Coins per square ter. You're probably a bank employee, right?"
...
Zhang nglong watched the array of comnts. The result was no surprise to him. Disbelief was only normal, but Zhang nglong thrived on such reactions.
With endless Ti Coins in hand, Zhang nglong and his team stayed in the best hotel in the City of Ti, right next to the grand Ti Bank.
Who would have thought the people planning a heist the next day would be staying in a hotel right next to the Ti Bank?
"I've scheduled the heist for 2 PM on social dia. Let's et at the hotel lobby at 1:30 PM sharp," Zhang nglong handed over several packages, "Tomorrow, we'll wear these to rob the bank!"
"What's this? Specialized gear?" Nazha opened a package to reveal a suit, not just any suit but one that Zhang nglong had specially tailored. Its defense was comparable to a piece of Divine Armor!
"We're wearing this to rob the bank?" As a Main God, Nazha could tell the suit was extraordinary, but its design was overly formal, more fitting for a graceful banquet than a bank heist.
"This is called a 'suit thug,'" Zhang nglong chuckled, "Even when robbing a bank, it must be done with elegance. We can't just waltz in any old way, that'd be disrespectful to the entire affair."
Couldn't help but roll their eyes, Nazha and the others mused. You're planning a bank heist, and you talk about respect? You're quite the little trickster.
"You don't need to take any action," Zhang nglong reassured, "Just help create a grand atmosphere, and then help stream it live, shouting 666 as needed."
...
A calm night passed, and Zhang nglong's announcent to the Ti Bank seed to beco just a passing joke. In this vast world where news happens every mont, Zhang nglong's ludicrous plan was forgotten overnight.
"Ah! Finally reviewed today's submissions!"
At the Ti Bank Operations Departnt, a staff mber stretched, "Hey, do you think the person who said they would rob the bank yesterday will actually show up?"
"Hahahaha, if they do co, I'll eat this whole building."
"Okay, such things are just for laughs. Just look and move on. Don't take them seriously; back to work."
"No, I really want to see it!"
Soone swiped a few tis on the glass wall, which imdiately displayed the Ti Bank's main entrance.
Countless custors were seen hurrying in and out of the bank's main doors.
"Hmm, this group of people wears truly strange clothes, but they look rather nice."
A group caught their attention. In this world, after all, suits weren't a common style, and in the middle was a young man in a Zhongshan suit, seemingly the leader.
This group entered the bank lobby and was promptly approached by a staff mber.
"Sir, what business would you like to conduct? Deposit, withdrawal, or credit?"
The young man in the Zhongshan suit pondered briefly before saying, "Sorry, I'm not here for business. I'm here to rob the bank!"
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