I Just Wanted a Quiet Life... So Why Am I an Uma Musume Trainer?! Chapter 306 305 The Starry Service of Café Polaris

(POV: Fuji Kiseki)

The big day has finally arrived—the Grand Thanksgiving Festival. And as for our establishnt, run by Team Polaris? Well... let's just say we're popular enough to have a line stretching out the door.

I have to admit, I'm a bit overwheld. I never dread we'd draw a crowd this size... The arrangent is simple: us Uma Musu handle the service, while Yahata-san manages the kitchen. But the real highlight is our attire. We've split the team into maids and butlers clad in swallowtail coats.

Here is how the roster looks:

Maids:

Air Groove

jiro Ardan

Rice Shower

Butlers (Swallowtail Coats):

Sakura Bakushin O

Fuji Kiseki

Mr. C.B.

Maurice

That's the lineup. Honestly, I'm glad everyone decided on a specific "the" for their custor service beforehand. Yahata-san suggested it would be better to give the custors a clear idea of what to expect, so we posted a brief introduction of our staff on the board outside.

Now then, shall we take a little peek at how things are going inside?

[jiro Ardan]

Ardan: "Thank you for waiting. Here is the coffee and one stick of sugar you ordered, along with the roll cake. Also, please feel free to choose one item from our rchandise selection."

Guest: "Thank you so much! I... I beca a huge fan after watching your debut race, Ardan-san! I'm so happy to finally et you!! naturally, I'll be taking your rchandise!"

Ardan: "My, I am truly honored. I will do everything in my power to et your expectations in my next run as well. I humbly ask for your continued support."

Guest: "Waaah... that smile is everything. Truly a lady of the jiro house."

[Air Groove]

Air Groove: "Thank you for visiting. Welco to the North Star Café. A party of two, was it?"

Guest A: "Ah, yes! Two of us!"

Air Groove: "Understood. I will show you to your seats. Right this way."

Guest A: "It's the real Air Groove... incredible!"

Guest B: "Man, I can die happy right now..."

Air Groove: "...You know who I am?"

Guest B: "Y-Yes! I watch all your races, and I buy all sorts of rch!"

Air Groove: "If that is the case, it would trouble greatly if you died. You are, after all, one of my precious fans."

Guest B: "...Y-Yes, ma'am! (I'm going to support Air Groove until the day she retires!)"

[Mr. C.B.]

C.B.: "Sorry for the wait. This matches your order, right?"

Guest: "It does! Thanks!"

C.B.: "You're welco♪ Oh, and since you ordered this item from the nu, go ahead and pick whichever one you like from this box."

Guest: "Are these... accessories?"

C.B.: "Yup♪ Limited edition items made by the mbers of Team Polaris. Pretty cool, right?"

Guest: "A-Amazing!! These are rarer than any official rch!! By the way, C.B.-san... which one did you make?"

C.B.: "Hmm~ why don't you try to guess? Don't worry, I won't get mad if you get it wrong."

[Maurice]

Maurice: "Ready to settle the bill? Please, right this way!"

Guest: "Here you go."

Maurice: "That will be [Yen amount] in total!"

Guest: "Alright... here."

Maurice: "I have received [Yen amount]!"

Guest: "Maurice-chan, you're running in the Fuji Stakes next, right? You'll be up against seniors in the Senior Class since it's autumn now... Do your best out there!"

Maurice: "Thank you very much! I'll work hard to run a good race and leave a mark on the scoreboard! Here is your change, [Yen amount]!"

Guest: "Thanks! See you at the racetrack!"

Maurice: "Thank you very much~!"

[Rice Shower]

Rice: "M-May I take your... your orber!?"

Rare at: (She bit her tongue... so cute...) "Um, can I have one Rice Burger and one Soda Float?"

Rice: "O-One Rice Burger, and one Soda Float... U-Um, w-will that be all?"

Rare at: "Yes, that's all."

Rice: "U-Understood! P-Please wait just a mont!"

Rare at: (She stuttered again... so cute...) "Okay."

(POV: Fuji Kiseki)

As you can see, it's a massive success. I feel like I've spotted a few familiar faces here and there, but they're fans too, so it's not strange for them to show up. Oh, by the way, we're handling all the drinks ourselves. Yahata-san is strictly on food duty, so I think we've managed to lighten his load a little. Making drinks is sothing we can handle, after all.

Fuji: "Yahata-san, you holding up okay?"

Yahata: "Yeah, I'm good. Since we started restricting the number of entries, it hasn't been too crazy. No problems here."

Bakushin O: "If you need anything, just give the order!"

Yahata: "I will. And hey, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but try to save those words for the custors, alright?"

Clatter-ring~♪

Fuji: "Oops, next custor. Alright, Yahata-san, I'm heading back out."

Yahata: "Got it."

--- Several Hours Later: Break Ti ---

Rice: "Fueeehh~..."

Maurice: "I-It's finally over~..."

Fuji: "Ahahaha, it's not over yet, you know? This is just our break ti."

Air Groove: "Still, more people showed up than I anticipated. I expected a sporadic flow, but..."

Yahata: "Well, it's proof of how hard you girls are working. I only caught bits and pieces from the kitchen, but people were cheering you on as they left, right? That's the proof."

Ardan: "Yes. I received many words of encouragent."

Maurice: " too! They spoke to as well!"

Rice: "Rice got told to do her best in the next Kikuka-sho..."

C.B.: "I guess that happens for you guys, Mo-chan. For us, thanks to the Triple Crown and Triple Tiara titles, our fa has gotten so crazy we don't really need to check anymore."

Fuji: "C.B.-senpai probably had the most fans today."

Air Groove: "No, Fuji. You had plenty yourself."

Maurice: "All of you who conquered the Triple Crown had tons of people!!"

Yahata: "No doubt about that."

[Bonus Skit]

Yahata: "Oi. You. Why did you casually just show up in the story?"

Rare at: "Why not?! It's Rice in a maid outfit!! This is super ultra-rare, isn't it?!!!!"

Yahata: "Whatever. So, how was the Rice Burger I made?"

Rare at: "Super delicious. And since Rice served it to , the synergy made it taste even better♪"

Yahata: "Don't use the '♪' symbol. It's gross when you do it."

Rare at: "That goes for both of us, doesn't it?!"

Yahata: "...Fair point."

Rare at: "If anyone should use it, it's Rice. Speaking of, is Rice not here?"

Yahata: "Like I'd let her near a suspicious individual like you."

Rare at: "Too bad for you~ I already got her to serve ~♪"

Yahata: "Isn't the visual kind of ssed up? A piece of raw at relaxing in a chair, eating a Rice Burger and drinking a Soda Float... isn't that disturbing?"

Rare at: "Everyone, please just imagine it. A bone-in piece of plushie at sitting on a chair, having a al. Don't you think it's surreal?"

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