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Now reading: Chapter 56: The Frozen Toe Beans, The Iron Gates, and The Re from I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife, a Fantasy novel by EnHui.

The carriage ride back to the Northern Marches was exactly eighty percent faster when we weren’t actively dodging holy fire or pretending to respect the Emperor.

There were no Imperial spies hiding in our luggage. There were no fake tea parties to attend. It was just a fast, brutal march through the mountain passes, leaving the golden, rotting cage of the capital far behind us.

As the carriage crossed the final mountain ridge, the temperature plumted.

"My toe beans are freezing."

I looked down. Yuki was in his cat form, sitting in the absolute center of the carriage floor. He was wearing four tiny, bright red wool socks that Yua had furiously knitted during the trip. He looked incredibly stupid, and he knew it.

"I am a creature of divine elegance," Yuki grumbled, his voice echoing in my mind. "I am currently dressed like a festival clown because the air here hurts my face. This is an outrage."

"You look very handso," Rin lied cheerfully, leaning over to pat his fluffy head. She was bundled up in a thick bear fur cloak, her cheeks pink from the cold.

"The socks are necessary, Lord Yuki," Yua added nervously, blowing into her hands. It was the young maid’s first ti leaving the capital, and she looked completely terrified of the massive snowdrifts outside the window. "Frostbite is very bad for cats."

I smiled, pulling my own thick fur cloak tighter around my shoulders.

I looked across the carriage at Akira.

He had finally shed the suffocating, heavy silk robes of the Crown Prince. He was back in his dark iron breastplate and black tunic, his pink hair tied back loosely. The terrifying, restless Warlord energy that had possessed him in the capital was slowly bleeding away, replaced by the quiet, absolute confidence he only ever showed in the North.

He caught looking. The corner of his mouth twitched upward in a small, private smirk.

"Cold?" he asked, his voice a low rumble over the sound of the carriage wheels.

"I’m fine," I said. "Just glad to see the snow again."

It was a strange thing to admit. A month ago, I had been dragged into this freezing wasteland as a terrified, accidental bride expecting to be eaten by a demon. Now, looking at the jagged, ice-covered mountains out the window, I felt my chest physically relax.

"We are here," Akira announced.

The carriage rumbled to a halt. The heavy wooden doors were pulled open by the northern guards.

I stepped out onto the packed snow, imdiately inhaling the sharp, freezing scent of pine and woodsmoke.

Looming in front of us was the Northern Fortress. It was a massive, brutal structure built entirely of black iron and dark stone. It didn’t have gilded roofs or painted silk screens. It was built to survive avalanches and wars.

It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.

"Lord Akira! Lady Kitsune!"

Quartermaster Koji ca marching down the icy steps of the main keep. The older, scarred warrior bowed deeply, his breath pluming white in the freezing air. Behind him, two dozen heavily armored northern soldiers slamd their fists against their breastplates in a deafening, unified salute.

"Welco back to the Marches," Koji said, straightening up with a grim smile. "I see the capital did not manage to kill you."

"It tried," I told him cheerfully, stepping up beside Akira. "But the Emperor’s boat accidentally caught on fire, so we decided to leave early."

Koji’s scarred eyebrow twitched. He looked at Akira for confirmation.

"My wife," Akira said, his voice completely deadpan, "is a very clumsy arsonist. But the capital remains intact. Mostly."

"Understood," Koji said, wisely choosing not to ask any more questions. He looked down at the bright red socks currently stomping through the snow. "And the... divine entity?"

"I am freezing, mortal," Yuki hissed, shivering violently. "If my heated bed is not ready, I will curse your crops."

"The hearth in the main kitchen is roaring, Lord Yuki," Koji promised without missing a beat. "And the cooks have prepared a whole roasted salmon."

Yuki’s ears perked up instantly. "I love this man. Lead the way, scar-face."

The cat-spirit trotted past him, marching straight into the fortress with Rin and Yua trailing right behind him. Koji assigned two guards to help Yua with the luggage, treating the forr capital laundry maid with the exact sa respect he gave everyone else.

I watched them go, a warm, fuzzy feeling blooming in my chest.

They weren’t just surviving anymore. They were ho.

"Quartermaster," Akira said, his voice dropping into its authoritative Warlord register. "Double the patrols on the southern pass. The Emperor is deposed, and Lady Renge is the Regent. She is practical, but the capital will be unstable for months. I want no surprises crossing our borders."

"It will be done, My Lord," Koji nodded. He hesitated for a mont, looking at . "Lady Kitsune. The fortress feels much warr with you returned. The n... we missed your iron fan."

I blinked, genuinely surprised. I was a basent rat from the capital. I didn’t think the hardened soldiers of the North cared whether I was here or not.

"Thank you, Koji," I smiled softly. "It’s good to be back."

Koji bowed again and hurried off to organize the guard patrols.

Akira stepped up behind , raising his thick fur cloak to block the biting wind from hitting my shoulders.

"He ans it," Akira murmured, guiding up the stone steps toward the main keep. "The n respect you. You didn’t just survive the North; you made it your own."

"I missed the lack of politics," I admitted, stepping into the massive, dimly lit entry hall. The stone walls radiated heat from the underground braziers. "Here, if soone wants to stab you, they just do it to your face. It’s very refreshing."

Akira chuckled, the sound rich and deep.

We walked through the familiar, winding iron corridors until we reached the master suite at the highest point of the fortress.

Akira pushed the heavy wooden doors open.

The room was exactly how we left it. The massive hearth was blazing with a crackling fire. The thick wolf and bear furs were piled high on the giant wooden bed fra. There were no paper walls, no hidden spy holes, and no listening wards.

It was completely, utterly safe.

I unclasped my heavy cloak, letting it drop over a wooden chair. I unlaced the iron chainmail vest I had worn for the last three days straight, letting the heavy tal clatter to the floor. I stretched my arms, letting out a massive, exhausted groan.

"I am going to sleep for a week," I announced, falling face-first onto the pile of furs on the bed.

The mattress shifted as Akira sat down on the edge of the bed.

I rolled over, looking up at him.

He was staring into the fire, the orange light flickering across the sharp angles of his face. The Warlord mask was gone, but the quiet, heavy tension from our last night in the capital had followed us all the way ho.

Until the Warlord and his Consort consummate the union, the tether is fragile.

His words from the East Palace echoed in my mind. He had refused to seal the bond because he didn’t want to do it out of terror, or out of a tactical need to survive. He wanted it to be real.

And because my stupid basent rat instincts had panicked, I hadn’t told him it was real.

I sat up, pushing the heavy furs aside.

I crawled across the mattress until I was kneeling right behind him. I reached out, gently wrapping my arms around his broad waist, pressing my chest against his back.

He stiffened for a fraction of a second, his breath catching, before he let himself lean back into my hold.

"You’re overthinking again," I murmured, resting my chin on his shoulder.

"I am planning," Akira corrected stubbornly, though he brought his large hand up to cover mine where they rested over his stomach. "The fortress needs to be restocked for winter. The southern pass—"

"Akira." I turned my head, pressing a soft kiss to the side of his neck. "The war is over. You can put the sword down for five minutes."

He let out a slow exhale, his thumb gently stroking the back of my hand.

"I am not used to the quiet," he admitted softly.

" neither," I said. "In Uncle Kenji’s basent, quiet usually ant he was sneaking up on . In the capital, quiet ant assassins were dropping from the ceiling."

I gently pulled him backward until he turned around, sitting cross-legged on the furs facing .

"But this quiet?" I asked, looking directly into his amber eyes. "This quiet feels different. It feels safe."

Akira stared at . The Warlord who had just threatened a rotting Emperor and burned a magical ship looked completely, hopelessly undone by the word safe.

"Kitsune," he whispered, his voice incredibly rough.

"You said you didn’t want to cross the line because of a tactical advantage," I told him, my heart hamring a frantic rhythm against my ribs. I wasn’t going to panic this ti. I wasn’t going to let the basent rat win.

I reached up, my fingers tangling in the soft pink hair at the nape of his neck.

"I don’t need a tactical advantage anymore, Akira," I said, my voice completely steady. "I just need you."

The last remaining thread of his legendary Warlord restraint snapped.

He didn’t say a word. He surged forward, his hands sliding into my hair, and kissed .

It wasn’t a quick, desperate kiss in a ruined hallway. It was completely consuming. It was all the unspoken terror, the fierce protection, and the agonizing slow-burn of the last two months pouring out at once.

The heat of his blue yokai magic flared to life, warming the air around us, chasing away the last lingering chill of the capital.

I kissed him back with everything I had, pulling him down onto the furs.

The Emperor was gone. The capital was far away. There were no more traps, no more secrets, and no more Warlord masks to hide behind.

The Warlord had finally found his ho. And the basent rat was finally safe.

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