I Was Caught up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace (WN) Chapter 2205: Extra Chapter: April Fools' Day (Lost Time)

[Wait, what the heck is April Fools’ Day Lost Time!?]

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[Even if, like, I take ten thousand steps back and accept that there’s lost time, where the heck did that lost time e from!? Was it when I was waiting for Kaito to wake up? In that case, that was only 10 minutes!!]

[……Errr, Senpai? What exactly are you……]

I called out to Serious-senpai, who suddenly started shouting into the void. Well, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened, so I guess it’s best to just accept that this is how Serious-senpai is.

She’s…… quite strange——— no, unique. She probably has a lot going on. No, I’m definitely not thinking "This seems like a hassle to deal with". Nope…… probably……

[……Tch, whatever. But you really did it this time, Conqueror King……! To think you’d use a lovey-dovey flag against me…… A plete sneak attack! But know this———– this is as far as your plan goes!!]

[No, "plan" might be a bit of a stretch…… Also, I still don’t really get how to use it……]

[True, that flag is rightfully yours. If you choose to use it on me, then I have no choice but to accept it…… However! My conquest difficulty is SSS! Even you won’t be able to clear it so easily!!!]

[……Ah, yes.]

I have no idea how the conversation ended up here, and I doubt I’d get a satisfying answer even if I asked Serious-senpai. Things have taken a weird turn, but it seems like I just have to roll with it for now.

[To conquer me, you must first max out my Affection Level to 100. And even then, that’s not the end, it’s only the starting line!]

[Ah~~ Errr…… T- That does sound like quite the high difficulty…… E- Errr…… By the way, what’s my affection level right now?]

[Eh? ……If I had to put a number on it…… Let’s see…… Being generous…… it’s around "96,430,000"…… I guess?]

[……Wait, what’s the max Affection Level again?]

[100.]

[…………]

Did I mishear something? I feel like she just said her Affection Level for me is 964,300 times the max value? Doesn’t that mean, no matter how you spin it, she’s already fully conquered……?

I glance at Serious-senpai, but she’s giving me a look like "Why is this guy asking such obvious things?" and I don’t get it at all.

[……Errr, so, what happens if I use this lovey-dovey flag?]

[A lovey-dovey event with me will trigger, of course…… But as I said, I am a high-difficulty conquest! Off the top of my head, I can only think of around 30 possible lovey-dovey events that could happen right now!]

……Is she some kind of lovey-dovey master? If she can instantly e up with 30 scenarios, she'd be way too knowledgeable about this kind of thing…… Also, the whole high difficulty part seems pletely irrelevant here.

As I stare at her, at a loss for words, Serious-senpai pulls out paper and a pen and starts writing down these so-called lovey-dovey events.

[……No, Serious-senpai…… Some of these are a bit……]

[Ah, you’re right. I just wrote down whatever since there’s a bed here, but yeah, some of these aren’t exactly age-appropriate. Let’s cut those…… That leaves 25.]

[That’s still way more than enough……]

[But! You only hold one flag! That means you can only trigger one of these events!! Now, what will you do!?]

[E- Ehhh…… W- What should I do……]

No, seriously, what should I do? Everything written on the paper could indeed be classified as a lovey-dovey event that can be carried out indoors. I was honestly impressed that she could e up with so many…… but being told to pick one? That’s a whole different issue……

[Why don't you decide it with darts? That’s the safest option, right?]

[Mhm!? You’ve shown yourself, ? ? ? ]

[Whoa!? Alice?]

[……Ah, no, you got the wrong person. I'm ? ? ? , just a mon fan of the Transcendental Beauty Alice-chan.]

[No matter how you look at it……]

[You got the wrong person.]

[That weird costume……]

[You got the wrong person.]

[I mean, your voice isn't even……]

[You! got! the wrong! person!!!]

[……Okay, got it. I got the wrong person.]

The black cat costume she was wearing looked exactly like a color variation of the one Alice often wore, but since she was stubbornly insisting she wasn't Alice, I decided not to press the issue any further.

[Look, we can’t spend forever on an Extra Chapter, so let’s just settle this with darts real quick. I’ve already prepared a spinning dartboard……]

[Well, letting Kaito decide by throwing a dart does sound reasonable…… wait, hold on! Why the hell are there a Pajero and a scrubbing brush on the board!? Especially that Pajero! What are we supposed to do if that gets picked!? This is a world that still uses horse-drawn carriages, respect the setting!!]

Some kind of edy skit had started playing out in front of me, but basically, it seemed like I was supposed to throw a dart to decide the lovey-dovey event…… Unn…… Seriously…… How did things end up like this?

Serious-senpai : [Alright, that's it!!! We're done here!!! As the embodiment of seriousness, there's no way I can be the direct participant in a lovey-dovey event! So let's gloss over the result and get back to the birthday episode!!!]