(Thanks to my brother "I Am The Pitdie" for the reward, thank you tycoon!!!)
Click!
The door was imdiately thrown open, and Cheng Tianxue, wearing a pink bear pajama, looked panicked as she waved her delicate and smooth hands like white jade, and exaggeratedly scread, "Ah! You jerk, get up, I got bitten by a centi, centipede..."
Zhang Xiaohao chuckled to himself and thought he just wouldn’t get up.
Squinting his eyes, he inadvertently revealed a thin slit and caught sight of Cheng Tianxue in a pink bear pajama. Sothing stirred in Zhang Xiaohao’s heart as he directed his Shennong True Qi to his eyes.
He was imdiately stupefied by what he saw.
Gulp!
He swallowed hard and thought to himself in surprise, could this be any more exaggerated?
"Ah! You despicable centipede, get away from !" Just then, Cheng Tianxue shouted again in an exaggerated panic.
He felt sothing scratching him vigorously.
His heart skipped a beat, his beautiful eyes filled with terror, no longer able to care about anything else.
Biting her silver teeth, she took a quick step and charged over.
Zhang Xiaohao felt a heavy weight swiftly press down upon him.
Up close, he could sll the fragrance wafting from Cheng Tianxue’s body.
"You jerk! Get up now, a centipede is biting !" Cheng Tianxue cried out in horror as she slapped Zhang Xiaohao’s face.
With such a slap, Zhang Xiaohao knew he couldn’t pretend to be asleep any longer.
He opened his eyes, pretended to rub them a bit, and said groggily, "What centipede insect? Xue’er, you’re not sleeping in the middle of the night, aren’t you tired? Be good, stop ssing around and go back to sleep. I have to go to work tomorrow."
Having said that, Zhang Xiaohao closed his eyes, ready to continue sleeping.
"You jerk! Pervert! I won’t let you sleep! A centipede is biting !" Cheng Tianxue said in a state of panic.
"Xue’er, stop making a fuss, okay? I know I’m handso and I have a lot of charm; I attract girls a lot! But you don’t have to do this, right? If you really can’t resist, you can just tell ! After all, we’re legally married, protected by law!" Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.
"You jerk! I’m not playing around with you, there really is a centipede biting ." Cheng Tianxue said angrily.
"How could there be a centipede in such a clean room? Xue’er, you’re just deliberately testing my resolve," said Zhang Xiaohao.
"It’s true! I’m not lying to you, it’s inside my clothes! Ah, it’s biting again, Zhang Xiaohao you must help !" Cheng Tianxue urged desperately.
"Let’s just forget it! I’m afraid you’ll misunderstand !" said Zhang Xiaohao.
"You jerk! Can’t you understand human speech? I hate centipedes! Jerk, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and remove it!" Cheng Tianxue said urgently.
"This is your doing, don’t bla later!" Xiaohao said, barely suppressing his laughter.
"Zhang Xiaohao, you jerk, are you even a man? Can’t you just be straightforward?" Cheng Tianxue demanded, struggling to contain her urge to explode.
"You say it, and I’ll do it!" said Zhang Xiaohao.
With that, he reached out his left hand, and before Cheng Tianxue could react, he began searching for the centipede.
"You jerk! I told you to catch the centipede, not to do that!" Cheng Tianxue said angrily, glaring at him with her beautiful eyes fixed on his detestable face.
Suddenly, at this mont, he beca too excited, and feeling the warmth in his nose, blood gushed from his nostrils.
Cheng Tianxue was taken aback as she felt sothing drip onto her face, and upon touching it, she realized it was blood!
Her heart skipped, and her dazed mind imdiately snapped back to reality.
She sneered inwardly, good for you, Zhang Xiaohao, daring to take advantage of on purpose, as if my IQ was negative!
Then, with a face as cold as frost, Cheng Tianxue’s right hand reached out, snatched a pillow, and fiercely struck Zhang Xiaohao’s face with it.
As she hit him, she shouted with a cold face, "You jerk! Pervert! You’re shaless! You’re deliberately taking advantage of ; I’ll kill you!"
"It’s a misunderstanding! That was a misunderstanding! Xue’er, listen to , it was like this! Really, it wasn’t my fault; you’re the one who asked!" Zhang Xiaohao quickly jumped out of bed and said.
"You’re no good either! Just die!" Cheng Tianxue said with a cold face, angrily roaring, and pelted the pillow at Zhang Xiaohao before swiftly rushing into her room.
"Heh heh! So fragrant! This was totally worth it!" Zhang Xiaohao said, intoxicated, as he sniffed his left hand.
After wiping the blood from his nose and tidying up a bit, he lay down on the bed, assud the Five Hearts to the Sky posture for cultivation, and began to practice the Shennong Battle Sky Technique.
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For so people, this night was destined to be sleepless.
The headquarters of First-Class Hall were the biggest nightclub in the southern district.
At this mont, a group of uninvited guests had barged in...
The next day.
Zhang Xiaohao woke up early, ended his cultivation, and jumped out of bed. Having cultivated all night, he felt not the slightest fatigue; instead, his spirit was particularly refreshed.
After getting dressed, Zhang Xiaohao left his room and headed downstairs.
"Son-in-law, good morning! Why not sleep in a little longer?" Sister Zhou smiled as she brought out the food and greeted him.
"I’m used to it already; hard to change even if I wanted to," said Zhang Xiaohao with a smile.
After washing up, he walked out of the villa, into the sunrise, and breathed in the fresh air.
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