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Now reading: Chapter 203: Fancy Ways to Smoke from I am really not a medical immortal., a Romance novel by Must be hot.

Zhang Xiaohao shook his head indifferently.

"Haha!" Seeing Zhang Xiaohao’s gesture, the portly man laughed even harder.

"There’s at least two billion in there!" Zhang Xiaohao stated matter-of-factly.

"Haha! Not even two billion, and you’re talking about more than twenty? Kid, can we stop bullshitting? Be careful, or you’ll blow away all the bulls in Nanhua City!" the portly man said arrogantly.

Zhang Xiaohao chuckled and swiped the card.

Ding!

"Take a look for yourself! Count carefully, see how many zeros there are in the back," Zhang Xiaohao said with a suggestive tone.

"Hmph! Do I even need to look? At most it won’t exceed..."

While speaking, the portly man turned his eyes toward the POS machine.

He only got halfway through his sentence before he choked on the rest of his words.

"What? This can’t be! Where did all these zeros co from? No! It must be that this POS machine is broken, definitely!" the portly man said in disbelief.

"Are you retarded? Or did a donkey kick your head in, needing to teach you such basic knowledge?" Zhang Xiaohao swore insultingly.

The portly man vigorously rubbed his eyes and looked again.

"One, two, three... nine zeros! And there’s a three in front! Thirty billion? No! This can’t be real, you must be bluffing!" the portly man exclaid.

Smack!

Zhang Xiaohao slapped him hard across the face and cursed, "Are you fucking stupid? Do I need to teach you this simple knowledge? Was your math taught by a PE teacher?"

"How is it possible? How could there be so much money? I don’t believe it! You, a country bumpkin from the countryside, where did you get thirty billion? No! This money definitely isn’t yours. Yes, you must have stolen it or robbed it!" the portly man raved.

Smack! Smack!

Zhang Xiaohao landed two more hefty slaps and cursed, "Fuck! When did I ever tell you I was from the countryside? Don’t tell your brain has a fucking problem?"

"I don’t believe it! Even if you’re not from the countryside, it’s impossible for you to have this much money! Unless you’re doing so illegal business, that’s it! I’m going to call the cops on you! I’ll make sure you rot in jail," the portly man threatened fiercely.

Smack!

Zhang Xiaohao slapped him again, sending two of his front teeth flying.

"Idiot! Go ahead and call if that’s what you want, but now it’s ti to honor our bet," Zhang Xiaohao declared.

"You, what are you trying to do? I warn you not to ss around. If you dare to take my money, I’ll call the police and have you arrested!" the portly man warned.

"Just a reminder, I’ve recorded every single word you’ve just said. I believe even if the police co, with this recording, our actions are perfectly legal," the middle-aged woman reminded at the right mont.

"Ah! You cheap woman, you dared to set up, I’ll kill you!" the portly man roared angrily, his face twisted ferociously.

He scrambled up from the ground and lunged toward the middle-aged woman with claws bared.

"I’ll leave him to you," the middle-aged woman said and quickly ducked behind Zhang Xiaohao.

"Heh," Zhang Xiaohao touched his nose and smirked bitterly.

Annoyed, he thought, Here we go again, using as a human shield! Why does every woman know this trick?

As the portly man bore down on him, Zhang Xiaohao was about to let fly a kick to send him packing.

Qu Shenyue charged from behind with a roar, "Ah da!" and with a ferocious kick to his behind, sent him sprawling on the ground.

"Motherfucker, you fat pig! You dared to raise your hand against my brother, I’ll fucking kill you!" Qu Shenyue yelled furiously.

She rushed up and unleashed a flurry of punches and kicks on him.

"Where do you think you’re going?" Zhang Xiaohao said with a cold laugh.

The seductive woman had just slinked towards the door when she heard Zhang Xiaohao’s words, which scared her so much that her body shivered, and she imdiately stopped in her tracks.

Turning around, she offered a nervous smile and said, "B-Big brother, I need to pee, I-I want to go relieve myself."

"Get back inside!" At this mont, Su Ruobai, accompanied by Li Xiaolu and a few others, walked in from outside and barked a command.

The seductive woman cast a fearful glance at Su Ruobai and another at Li Xiaolu and the others behind her.

Upon seeing Li Xiaolu and his companions all dressed in black suits, she mistook them for bigshots of the underworld.

Trembling, she scuttled back in.

"Alright, stop hitting him, we are reasonable people after all. Hitting him is not the goal! Resolving the matter is what’s important," Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Hmm," Qu Shenyue grunted in acknowledgnt.

She ceased her punches and kicks and angrily cursed, "You fat pig, you’d better get smart or else, Brother Dia has a hundred ways to make you disappear from this world."

"Ah! You, you’re Brother Dia?" the portly man said in terror.

"Nonsense! If I’m not Brother Dia, could it be you? Don’t you dare look in the mirror and see if you are even worthy!" Qu Shenyue said with pride.

"Don’t scare him anymore, or he’s going to wet himself," Zhang Xiaohao said.

Looking at the portly man, Zhang Xiaohao said, "You gambled, now accept your loss and transfer the money."

The portly man, intimidated, glanced at Brother Dia, who glared back viciously, making him instantly lose his nerve.

He rose dispiritedly from the ground, took out his card, and with shaking hands, began to swipe it on the POS machine...

A mont later, two hundred and ten million had all been transferred to Zhang Xiaohao’s card.

"Good, well done! Thanks a lot, you accidentally made earn another twenty million. By the way, you must be thirsty, let treat you to a cup of tea," Zhang Xiaohao said.

He poured the cigarette butts and ash from the table into a disposable cup, added a bit of mineral water, and handed it over with a smile.

"Don’t be shy, drink up! We’ll go halfsies, and there’s more if it’s not enough," Zhang Xiaohao said.

"C-Can I not..."

"What, you got a problem with that?" Before the portly man could finish his sentence, Qu Shenyue’s expression darkened and she barked.

"No, not at all! I’ll drink!" the portly man said in a panic.

Looking at the filthy contents of the disposable cup, he hadn’t even drunk it yet but his stomach was already churning violently and the urge to vomit surged.

"Damn it! Are you drinking or not? Give a straight answer!" Qu Shenyue yelled.

"I, I’ll drink!" he said, and with that, the portly man shut his eyes tightly, making an incredibly colorful expression.

He grasped the cup and downed it in one gulp.

"Cough! Cough! Cough..." He drank too hastily and choked.

Regretful tears stread down his face.

Struggling against the urge to pass out, the portly man handed the remaining half to the seductive woman and roared, "Drink it up, you little wretch!"

"Big brother, is it okay if I don’t drink it?" the seductive woman asked.

She tried to snuggle up to Qu Shenyue, pressing herself against his arm and rubbing it against her chest, attempting to seduce him with temptation.

Smack!

Qu Shenyue slapped her hard across the face and cursed, "You wretch, stay the hell away from , I don’t want to catch a disease!"

"Drink it up!" the portly man ordered again in a sharp tone.

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