"Scumbag! Hooligan! What kind of love potion have you fed Grandpa that he’s so protective of you?" After Mr. Cheng left, Cheng Tianxue angrily pointed at Zhang Xiaohao and said with disdain.
"Xue’er, am I really that despicable in your eyes?" Zhang Xiaohao spread his hands, looking utterly helpless.
"Humph! What do you think?" Cheng Tianxue glared with her almond-shaped eyes and snorted coldly.
"Can I be blad for being handso and charming?" Zhang Xiaohao said.
"You? If you count as a handso man, there are no handso n in the world! Pigs might as well climb trees." Cheng Tianxue scoffed coldly.
"..." Instant critical hit, Zhang Xiaohao was imdiately at a loss for words.
"I order you to get out of my room imdiately, right now, or don’t bla for being impolite!" Saying that, Cheng Tianxue took out those oversized scissors, held them in her hands, and looked coldly at Zhang Xiaohao.
That icy stare seed to say, if you don’t leave now, I’ll make you useless! You’ll beco a eunuch from now on.
"Let’s talk this out, gentlen use their words not their fists! Xue’er, put down the scissors first, let’s sit down and talk slowly!" Zhang Xiaohao got a huge fright.
Thinking irritably, she didn’t go to host the interview this afternoon, just to buy those scissors? Thinking of this, he was speechless. Could anything be more ssed up?
"Zhang Xiaohao, I’m warning you again, call Cheng Tianxue. We’re not close, and Xue’er is not a na you can call ! If you don’t recognize what’s good for you, don’t bla for being impolite!"
Saying that, Cheng Tianxue held the oversized scissors and swung them threateningly a couple of tis.
Snip! Snip!
"There’s a saying that ten years of cultivation can get you on the sa boat, a hundred years can let you sleep in the sa bed. Xue’er, we’ve cultivated together for a hundred years in our past life to be able to co together in this life, can you really be so heartless to ? Do you see as that despicable?" Zhang Xiaohao said with blinking eyes, full of affection.
But in his heart, he was cursing, where the hell are the tears when you need them? Always failing at the crucial mont.
"Pretend! Keep pretending! I want to see how far you can take it tonight!" Cheng Tianxue said with a cold laugh.
"Alright then! Xue’er, we’re already married by law, you’re my wife now! To put it grandly, this is about carrying on the family line, a most sacred thing! Don’t you find this to be a beautiful thing?" Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.
"Out the door, take a left, keep going down this main road, don’t turn! Twenty miles out there’s a place called Sanli Street, this ti of night, streetwalkers are everywhere, prices varying from the cheapest ten bucks to thousands. If you’re broke, I can sponsor you ten bucks!" Cheng Tianxue said disgustedly.
"Cough! Cough!" Hearing her words, Zhang Xiaohao coughed violently twice.
As if discovering a new continent, he curiously looked at her and said, "Xue’er, how do you know so much about this?"
Facing Zhang Xiaohao’s naughty eyes, Cheng Tianxue’s face turned red and she said coldly, "Don’t ask how I know, if you want to carry on the family line, go find them! Don’t worry, I won’t stop you, nor will I call the police to bust you!"
"Xue’er, is this really what I, Zhang Xiaohao, an to you? I treat relationships with loyalty, having chosen you in this life, I will never betray you! For life, for always, until we’re old, caring for you, cherishing you, loving you, and treating you as a treasure." Zhang Xiaohao said deeply.
"Disgusting! Can you, Zhang Xiaohao, stop being so cheesy? What exactly do you like about ? Can’t I change it?" Cheng Tianxue said with revulsion.
"I’m afraid you won’t be able to change!" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.
"You just say it! As long as I, Cheng Tianxue, set my mind to it, there is nothing I can’t change." Cheng Tianxue said.
"You told to say it, are you sure?"
"Absolutely sure! Just say it!" Cheng Tianxue took a deep breath and said.
"Okay then! Listen up, I’m going to say it."
Pausing for a mont, Zhang Xiaohao’s ardent gaze fell on Cheng Tianxue’s face, and he said affectionately, "I like your shiny lipstick."
Moving his gaze downward, Zhang Xiaohao looked at her porcelain long legs, and continued, "I like your long legs even more!"
Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaohao took a step forward, looking at Cheng Tianxue’s exquisite face and said, "What I like even more is your cold deanor!"
"Xue’er, you tell which part you like, and you change! If you can change all that, then I can only tearfully sever our ties! Let’s be strangers, you go your way, and I go mine, we’ll never cross paths again!" Zhang Xiaohao said.
"Bastard! Pervert! Shaless! Despicable! Why don’t you just go die?" Regaining her senses, Cheng Tianxue suddenly roared and waved the oversized scissors snip-snap.
"Ah! Gentlen talk, don’t attack! Besides, weren’t all these words your idea? I was just being honest as you required!" Zhang Xiaohao did a backflip to get away, protesting indignantly.
"Bastard! Just because I asked, you blurt it out? These are my pride! If I changed all this, wouldn’t I beco an extrely ugly dinosaur?" Cheng Tianxue roared, chasing after Zhang Xiaohao with scissors in hand.
"Stop!" Seeing her charge over, Zhang Xiaohao quickly said.
"What else do you have to say? Speak now while I haven’t made my move, or else you’ll have no chance later." Cheng Tianxue said fiercely.
"Xue’er, are you sure you can beat ? You should know, your man here is quite formidable – even Zhang Jing, a black belt tenth-degree master, is no match for ! Are you sure you want to start this? Don’t think just because you’re holding a pair of scissors, I’ll be afraid! Let tell you the truth, in front of a real master, like , it doesn’t matter if you have a pair of scissors or even a gun, it’s of no use." Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.
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