"Ah! Zhang Xiaohao, I’m sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn’t have yelled at you. Please be magnanimous and don’t fuss over it with ."
"Bastard! I shouldn’t have threatened you. You are magnanimous, please let off this ti!"
Zhang Jing and Xu Xinyan apologized.
"Really sorry? Make sure you’re not just pretending," Xiaohao teased.
"Really sorry, not pretending at all." the two won said.
"Hmm, seeing as you both seem genuinely remorseful, I’ll let this slide. But if there’s a next ti! If I find out, I’ll make sure you both stand till the end of ti," Xiaohao lectured.
After finishing.
With a lightning-fast flick of his index finger on the chests of the two won, he released the acupoints on their bodies.
Uh!
The two won groaned, having stood for a long ti; their bodies went limp as the acupoints were released, and they fell towards the ground.
Just as they were about to hit the ground.
Xiaohao quickly caught them by their cherries, pulling them back up.
"Are you guys alright?" Xiaohao laughed.
"You..." just as the two won were about to burst out, facing Xiaohao’s playful gaze and recalling what had just happened, they tensed up and swallowed their words back down.
"Hmph!" the two won snorted lightly, turning their heads away simultaneously.
"Hehe!" Xiaohao chuckled mischievously.
He squeezed the cherries a bit harder.
"Ah! You bastard!" the two won shouted angrily at the sa ti.
"What did you say? I didn’t hear clearly, say it again," Xiaohao said playfully.
"It’s nothing, you heard wrong."
"Did I just say sothing?"
Zhang Jing and Xu Xinyan blinked and said.
"Hehe." Xiaohao laughed and withdrew his hand.
He sniffed his hand purposely, revealing an intoxicated expression on his face.
"Mmm, so fragrant!" Xiaohao chuckled mischievously.
"Pervert!"
"Shaless!"
The two won gritted their teeth and snorted coldly.
After speaking, the two won seed to rember sothing, and then stared at each other wide-eyed and fiercely.
"Dead Twister, think you’re tough, huh? If you’re a woman, dare you compete?" Zhang Jing challenged.
"Hmm! Like I’d be scared of you? Say it, Power Pole, what do you want to compete in?" Xu Xinyan scoffed.
"With so people around, since we can’t compete in martial arts, let’s compete in literature. Dare you?" Zhang Jing said.
"What, you want to compete in reciting poetry?" Xu Xinyan taunted.
"You recite poetry? Don’t kid yourself, you’re not cut out for it," Zhang Jing mocked.
"Power Pole, cut out the cold talk. How are we going to compete? Settle the terms; if I, Xu Xinyan, am afraid of you, then I’m not a woman!" Xu Xinyan said.
"You’re not a woman anyway, you’re a Twister!" Zhang Jing nodded and said.
"Hmph! Enough with the clever words! Power Pole, are you scared?" Xu Xinyan challenged.
"Tch! Scared of you? You must be joking," Zhang Jing responded.
"Not scared, huh? Then set the terms, how are we going to compete?" Xu Xinyan said.
"Drinking!" Zhang Jing said.
"Drinking? Are you sure?" Xu Xinyan raised her eyebrows and said.
"What, scared now? You dare not?" Zhang Jing said proudly.
"Tch! Scared of you? I’m just worried you’ll be a sore loser when you lose!" Xu Xinyan said.
"Since that’s the case, let’s set up so rules. Whoever loses must apologize to the other, serve tea, and be responsible for car repairs!" Zhang Jing said.
"Deal! Whoever cheats is a cowardly bastard! May her period be eternal and she wet the bed daily," Xu Xinyan declared.
"Deal!" Zhang Jing agreed.
"..." Zhang Xiaohao was sweating bullets, utterly defeated by these two fierce won.
There and then, he stepped back, wanting to get far away from these two fierce ladies and sneak off quietly.
Just as he turned around, the voices of the two won rang out together.
"Zhang Xiaohao, where are you going?"
"You think you can take advantage and just leave like that?"
Zhang Jing and Xu Xinyan spoke up together.
Having said that, the two won glanced at each other, seeing a challenge in each other’s eyes.
"Uh! You do your thing. Why are you involving ? I still have things to handle back at the office, yeah, carry on! Just pretend I was passing by," Zhang Xiaohao said.
After speaking, he continued walking forward.
Scuffle, scuffle, scuffle...
A burst of hurried footsteps followed.
The two won ran ahead of Zhang Xiaohao, blocking his path.
"Zhang Xiaohao, I won’t let you leave! If you dare to go now, I’ll call Xiao Xue and tell her you touched !"
"Hmph! Bastard, just try it. If you dare leave, I’ll call my grandfather and tell him you touched there! With my grandfather’s temperant, if you touched , you’ll definitely have to take responsibility! Then, I’ll see how you explain this at ho."
Zhang Jing and Xu Xinyan threatened.
"You two are pretty bold to threaten ! Do you want to make you pose again?" Zhang Xiaohao said teasingly.
"Don’t talk about one pose, even a hundred poses wouldn’t let you leave today!" the two won declared firmly.
"Fine! eting you two female hooligans, I admit defeat! So, where are we headed?" Zhang Xiaohao shrugged.
Isn’t there a saying?
Life is like being overpowered by a strong woman. If you can’t resist, you might as well enjoy it!
"Let’s go, get in the car!"
"Co with !"
The two won said simultaneously, each grabbing one of Zhang Xiaohao’s hands, and pulling him toward their respective cars.
"Stop it!" Zhang Xiaohao shouted.
"Do you think I’m noodles? Trying to pull in half? How about this, you two play rock-paper-scissors, and I’ll go in the car of whoever wins," Zhang Xiaohao said.
"Sure! I’m definitely going to win."
"Hmph! You think you can win? You’re as tall as a utility pole, dream on!"
Zhang Jing and Xu Xinyan snorted coldly.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Zhang Jing played rock, Xu Xinyan played scissors, and Zhang Jing won.
"Hmph! Just as I thought! You, with your twisted dough stick appearance and your dumb-as-a-rock IQ, still thinking you could beat ? Keep dreaming!" Zhang Jing said triumphantly.
Having said that.
She glanced provocatively at Xu Xinyan, then took Zhang Xiaohao by the hand and walked toward her car.
"Stupid utility pole! So what if you beat once? What’s there to gloat about? Wait until we compete in drinking later. You’ll see how I turn the tables! I’ll make you serve tea and apologize to !" Xu Xinyan said, waving her fist.
Once in the car, Zhang Xiaohao made his way to the back seat.
"Zhang Xiaohao, you co here, sit in the front," Zhang Jing ordered.
Helplessly, Zhang Xiaohao could only sit in the passenger seat.
Zhang Jing drove the car towards the city, with Xu Xinyan following behind.
"Zhang Xiaohao, I need your help!" Zhang Jing said bluntly.
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