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Now reading: Chapter 137: Brother Huai, I’m About to Ascend to Heaven from I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!, a Romance novel by Nine Square Yu.

Shi Yuhuai almost cried.

During the first big flip, the high-altitude wind nearly blew his eyelids up, and tears from the physical reaction almost stread out.

Moreover, the Gopro fixed in front had recorded their expressions completely. During the big flip, they were uniformly sprayed in this row, white smoke rising and enveloping all three of them.

Shu Ran’s scream was interrupted and changed to a different pitch.

Fortunately, this big flip ended after a while... and then ca the second big turn.

Beside him was Shu Ran’s continuous high-pitched scream, with shouts from others in front and behind, mixed with the noise of the machine speeding on the track.

In this complex sound, under high-intensity thrust and wind as harsh as a slap, after being sprayed, Shi Yuhuai barely regained his sanity. Right before his heartbeat could go crazy at his throat, thinking ’I might as well go all out at this mont,’ he suddenly rembered the purpose of their ride.

He couldn’t turn his head, so he made an effort to raise his voice and yelled to his teammates, "We still have a task, find that aunt!"

He thought he was quite loud, but after shouting, Shu Ran kept screaming as usual. On the contrary, Duan Pinyuan, trying his best to resist the wind blowing against him, loudly asked, "What?! Brother Huai, what did you say?!"

Shi Yuhuai inhaled back, and with the roller coaster diving after a turn, he felt like his whole body was about to be shaken apart.

The sense of weightlessness was too strong. After enduring this dive, he used the highest pitch he could, shouted, "Task!!! We need to complete the task!!!"

Right after shouting, he was rcilessly sprayed again, the sound startling the staff making all kinds of weird noises behind.

The panicked staff couldn’t help but shout, "Brother Huai, wink! Wink!"

Shi Yuhuai: If I can still wink at this mont, I’ll ascend to heaven.

Shi Yuhuai’s rare male high pitch floated in the wind with the roller coaster’s crazy speed, reaching everyone’s ears on site.

The six people watching from below turned their heads quickly in the direction of the roller coaster, exclaiming in shock, "Whoa—".

"Such speed! Just swoosh and it’s gone!"

"So this is what a real roller coaster is, it must have that smoking effect to feel like you’re really flying through the clouds about to ascend."

"So thrilling, so fun!"

"Looks like one’s already gone crazy. Has Shu Ran not lost her voice yet?"

"Probably it’s fear giving her endless strength... I’m just wondering how Sister Shu Ran will participate in the English communication task with the aunt later."

"When she can’t scream anymore? After all, this thing won’t stop unless communication succeeds, she screams until she’s lucid, she’d be used to it by then."

"Oh no, I really want to laugh, what should I do? It’s my first ti hearing Brother Huai roar like this hahahahaha!"

The audience watching the live broadcast were chatting enthusiastically too.

[How can sothing be both touching and funny]

[I said it five hours ago, Little Paradise, it’s not a place you leave once you arrive]

[Shu Ran’s scream almost deafened with headphones on]

[Even the staff behind couldn’t help but beg him hhhhhhhccc!]

[Shu Ran really, doesn’t her mouth get dry? With one wind blow, the moisture in my mouth would be gone]

[Brother Huai hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]

[Is this the truth about the roller coaster? Waiting for the smoke to rise on the coaster?]

[Luckily they don’t have heart disease or hypertension, otherwise they’d really "fly through the clouds"]

[Participating in a show, the producers surely know in advance, otherwise they couldn’t afford an accident]

[Three zombies revive as they get on the coaster]

[Shu Ran: What’s the task? I only know my voice must surpass everyone here]

[Shu Ran’s expression perfectly matches the one she’s performing, except the crying is a bit ferocious]

[Shu Ran really went all out this episode]

[Duan Pinyuan, you should at least grin!]

[Hahahaha, soone even asked Duan Pinyuan to smile! The mont he opens his mouth, the wind stuffs it full! His mouth looks inflated!]

[Brother Long Legs’ wink, I’ve been waiting for it. Either he closes his eyes tight or opens them to talk about the task, his expression’s totally off]

[Oh, here cos the third spray!]

[I’m afraid Brother Huai might clear out on this ga today]

[Shu Ran finally scread herself dizzy, her eyes looking bewildered at the cara]

[The people watching the spectacle below are even funnier than the ones on the ride woc]

The roller coaster looped one and a half tis around the track, and the three mbers of the Red Team finally started their task.

Find an aunt, where’s the aunt?

The coaster ascended to the highest point and dove down, Shu Ran’s dizzy question forcibly altered into —

"Where’s that au...nt?!!! I can’t see!"

Her pitch drifted upwards along with each word getting higher and higher in a scream.

Beside her, Duan Pinyuan was also crashing. Just when he wanted to talk seriously, the darn coaster made a big move.

All he could do was to increase his volu and roar back.

"You can’t see because, sis, you haven’t opened your eyes!!!"

Shu Ran: "I’m too scared!!!"

Shi Yuhuai: "......"

The three of them collectively received another gas punishnt.

Finally getting to a more stable uphill track, Shi Yuhuai couldn’t bear it anymore, seizing the mont to assign tasks.

"Open your eyes wide, spot an aunt by the side of the track, and just tell her to stop! Got it?!"

Shu Ran and Duan Pinyuan strained their voices to shout, "Got it!!!"

Then the roller coaster constantly started spitting out distorted "Stop", "Stopuh", "Stoopp".

It didn’t matter where the aunt was, they just kept shouting stop. After all, the aunt wasn’t moving, so if they saw her and then spoke, they probably would’ve sped past before finishing, having to wait for a second round to talk.

Repeatedly diving, flipping, turning nurous tis.

This was impossible.

As ’stop’ blew off-tune in the wind, the viewers below amusing themselves had gone from standing excitedly to squatting emotionlessly, just their eyes followed.

Qi Feng was barely keeping the initial energy, said, "Their strategy isn’t bad."

Li Yang turned and asked, "But shouting like this, what if the aunt doesn’t hear and think it’s not ant for her, it’s useless though, they’ll still need a few more rides."

Maybe that aunt is hiding in the shade nearby, thinking these ghostly wails were annoying her.

Mu Qiu and Guan Yu had already sat on the ground, they habitually sumd it up after hearing, saying, "Maybe it’s their strategy being a bit special."

"Special strategy? How is it special?"

"They placed hopes on the aunt herself—hoping the aunt would get the hint with their off-tune English and step up to claim them. Isn’t that special?"

"...When you put it like that, it is peculiar indeed."

"By the way, does that aunt even understand English? Many locals only speak the dialect."

Cheng Zhirang provided the answer to this question.

"The aunt doesn’t understand English."

Oh wow, that’s a problem.

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