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Now reading: Chapter 337: Let’s Hide Out for Half an Hour from I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!, a Romance novel by Nine Square Yu.

Although the photographer was speechless, he still cooperated with her by placing a cara on the coconut tree, removing his flowery headscarf, and hiding behind a row of green plants, watching her hiding spot with a fishing rod lens.

Just about one or two minutes after hiding, a sneaky figure ca running from the left.

As he ran, he looked around, hunched over, and made "goo goo goo goo" sounds.

Mu Qiu: ...Since when did we have this sound code?

She was a bit speechless, but she still mimicked the sound and made two "goo goo" noises.

Guan Yu had just walked past two coconut trees when she heard the "goo goo" sound coming from below.

It was indeed from below, as the sound was clearly emanating from a position lower than her ears.

So she stepped back two paces, looking at the ground as she retreated.

Until she saw a large cardboard box with a "mini window" opened.

Upon closer inspection, there was also a fishing rod lens behind the box.

Guan Yu’s expression was a mix of speechlessness and frustration, as she squatted down to make eye contact with the person in the small opening.

"Are you growing mushrooms here?"

Mu Qiu: "This is a great hiding thod! Hurry, get the photographers behind those plants, take off the head scarves, and let’s hunker down for ten minutes!"

Guan Yu: "Hunker down for what? Shouldn’t we be making a heroic strike right now?!"

Mu Qiu: "You want to challenge Brother Huai and the others? They could snatch off all the food from your arms with one hand, and I bet Brother Huai is looking all over for us right now!"

Guan Yu, upon hearing this, felt a chill on her scalp, almost sensing Shi Yuhuai’s sharp gaze intensively searching the area.

"So we’re not waiting for Ye Mian? Wasn’t that look you gave ant to gather in a corner sowhere?"

"..." Mu Qiu tried hard to correct her description, "That was ’disperse and confuse their vision, et at the beach in ten minutes’, and I was being poetic, alright?!"

Guan Yu: "So my biggest mistake is not rhyming, is it? And why all this talk about the beach? This whole place is a beach; do you know how long it took to find you?"

The sun was so bright that squinting made it hard to see afar, so she could only walk over to search.

Mu Qiu peeked at the big screen from the hole and saw Shi Yuhuai wandering there, nervously standing up with the box and pulling her.

"You’re talking so much, but hurry up! I already saw Brother Huai looking for a target!"

Guan Yu made a wary glance back, quickly squatting down, and quietly instructed the photographer behind her.

"Bro! Squat down, squat down! Quick, squat down!"

The photographer reflexively squatted down with her.

Guan Yu, crouching outside the box, leaned closer to speak with the person in the "mini window": "So, where’s my prop? How is the photographer supposed to hide?"

Mu Qiu squinted slightly, her expression seemingly saying, "You asked the right person."

Unfortunately, the "mini window" was too small for Guan Yu to see any expression, so she could only see so eyebrows, eyelids, and eyelashes.

Mu Qiu said: "Follow my lead."

Guan Yu: "Alright."

Two minutes later, there was another box under the coconut tree.

The fishing rod lens behind leisurely extended, and the photographers in charge of controlling the lens pulled out mini stools they carried with them, sitting behind the plants, hiding in the shade, sipping water, occasionally clinking their glasses.

The sea breeze blew by, distant waves crashing, and lively talking never ceased on the beach, but no one ca over to their spot.

Two cardboard boxes shuffled a bit.

The holes cut by the program team on the boxes for arms were pushed open by Guan Yu, allowing fresh air to pour in.

The box beside her bumped her.

Mu Qiu: "What are you doing? You’re easily exposed like this."

Guan Yu: "Don’t you feel a bit stuffy? This way is much more comfortable for lurking."

Mu Qiu was a bit tempted: "...Really?"

Guan Yu: "Of course, there’s wind, you know."

Tempted, Mu Qiu also made two holes and sat inside, deeply inhaling and exhaling.

"Comfortable!"

Compared to running around under the scorching sun by the beach earlier, now it was much more comfortable.

Especially when hearing occasional female screams from the center of the beach and Li Yang’s shouts, knowing they were in a fierce struggle, while they were just sitting here comfortably with shade and sea breeze.

In contrast, the feeling of happiness erged spontaneously.

At this mont, Guan Yu whispered twice, lowering her voice: "Ye Mian is sneaking over!"

"...That’s called alertly walking over. Isn’t Fu Ran with her?"

Guan Yu squinted through the "mini window": "No, Fu Ran is not by her side."

Otherwise, she probably wouldn’t be so sneaky.

"Then have her co over."

"How should we call her? I’m afraid if the voice is too loud, others will hear us."

Mu Qiu thought for a mont and devised a plan.

"Where’s the flowery headscarf the photographer just took off?"

"...No way, no way?"

Mu Qiu used actions to show her that it was indeed possible.

In this secluded corner under the coconut tree, two plain boxes had flowery headscarves protruding from them.

It was quite conspicuous, so Ye Mian, who was cautiously looking for teammates’ clues, imdiately noticed.

She walked over, circled the boxes, and sensibly asked: "Nice thought, where’s my box?"

Mu Qiu replied in a muffled voice: "Behind."

Guan Yu added: "It’s still the one your hubby used, oh."

Ye Mian: "Thank you for your considerate service."

Soon, there was a third box under the coconut tree.

Ye Mian: "Oh my, sitting down is so comfortable."

Guan Yu: "The wind spins inside, it’s so comfy."

Mu Qiu: "I could hunker down like this for half an hour."

Behind them, three teams of photographers behind the plants manipulated their fishing rod lenses, and while they couldn’t see the box’s top, they placed the lens right by the "mini window," listening to their conversation clearly.

[So are fighting to the death, and so just want to live leisurely]

[Listening to their description, I close my eyes and feel like I’m lying on Nandu Tianhe beach chairs, sunbathing and whistling at handso guys]

[The two swinging flowery headscarves are really stealing the spotlight hahahaha]

[Are they really planning to hunker down for this half an hour???]

[The main battleground is so intense, but here feels like retirent leisure, not quite right, Qiuqiu]

[??? I thought they were gathering to plan a hunting strategy]

[Is Fu Ran still looking for his wife hahaha even though she only said she’s going to the restroom]

[Fu Ran: Where’s my senior? Stop fighting, have you seen my senior?]

[Stop fighting hahaha I’m laughing so hard! Tell Brother Huai and Li Yang to stop fighting]

[Brother Cheng just stood on the high platform, feeling like he’s overlooking a bunch of zombies below]

[Brother Cheng sees everyone’s movent tracks... Mu Qiu and the three are no exception, Brother Cheng might be puzzled about what the three are doing]

[Shu Ran ran quite fast, almost got caught by Tang Zi]

[Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey look! Brother Cheng is walking toward the three boxes!]

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