After a long silence, Li Yang turned around and secretly used his phone to search on Baidu.
#How to complint a girl in a hundred words#
Guan Yu shouted from the back: "Hey hey hey! No cheating! It has to be sincere! When you see , shouldn’t you be inspired to recite poetry?"
Although they were teammates, at this mont Mu Qiu really wanted to raise her hand and press the light-off button for her.
They had agreed that just one complint would earn free seasoning, but no one said anything about pouring out excessive praise.
It was too embarrassing.
But Guan Yu didn’t feel embarrassed at all; she even stood with her hands on her hips and urged them: "Hurry up, do you have no ink in your stomachs? Just complint directly, no need to be too subtle!"
Shi Yuhuai tried to move his mouth but just couldn’t say it; beside him, Shu Ran bravely stepped forward, awkwardly setting an example.
"You are very beautiful, lively, and cute..."
Guan Yu picked faults: "That’s too lacking in expression, isn’t it? It doesn’t convey even one percent of my beauty."
Shu Ran: "......I can’t take it anymore."
Suddenly, she felt that barbecue could be eaten without seasoning after all, and chili powder might even have so salt in it.
"Found it, found it! A template!"
Just as Shu Ran was about to explode, Li Yang suddenly shouted excitedly and then turned around, handing the phone to the center. Tang Zi and the others gathered around to look.
Tang Zi read out: "When you find yourself lost for words when complinting a girl..."
Shu Ran: "Here are fifty templates for flattering a girl..."
Shi Yuhuai squinted at it closely: "Will surely leave a deep impression on the other person’s cultural literacy..."
Fu Ran: "This is for chasing girls."
Li Yang: "...I just searched casually! Don’t misunderstand!"
The first reaction of the young male idol was to clear up the misunderstanding.
Cheng Zhirang found it amusing: "No one said it was intentional, don’t be nervous. Let’s see if we can use it."
Li Yang looked at the cara and sighed in relief.
Scrolling down revealed fifty sets of complint templates, and Tang Zi reached out and tapped into one.
Li Yang softly read into the cara: "A wise woman is gold, a classy woman is a diamond, an intelligent woman is a treasure, a cute woman is a masterpiece; upon my research, you are the largest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds, and masterpieces...ugh yuck!"
Halfway through reading, he couldn’t help but want to puke.
Shi Yuhuai’s expression wrinkled at hearing this, and he tapped into the second one: "Honestly, you may be far from the image of ’charming smiles and alluring eyes,’ but your fair complexion, slender figure, and refined features make you seem exquisite, like a lotus rising from clear water. The mont I first t you, I strongly felt a wondrous, indescribable gentleness exuding from you... Forget it, just grab it."
He really couldn’t continue, and even if they got the seasoning, they wouldn’t be able to eat the barbecue.
Li Yang was thinking the sa.
Seeing the situation going south, Guan Yu imdiately backed down: "No no no, hold on! You can do it! Here, I’ll get Mu Qiu to set an example for you."
Mu Qiu: "???"
This is making it difficult for my little biscuit.
Guan Yu pulled her hand, "Hurry and set an example, your skill at talking nonsense with a straight face surely can handle this, just tell ! Just complint like crazy!"
"A bit challenging," Mu Qiu turned over the pork belly skewer in front of her and said, "The challenge is approximately equal to praising Brother Huai for being gentle, gentlemanly, and cute."
Guan Yu: "......."
Shi Yuhuai’s gaze locked on her: "What’s it got to do with ?"
"Just a comparison."
Despite saying it was challenging, Mu Qiu still "took the bull by the horns," cleared her throat, and closed her eyes before speaking.
"Your appearance is unparalleled, wise and beautiful, full of charm, your cheeks smile, eyes like cut water, light as a swallow, brows like smoke, unique beauty, a feast for the eyes."
Guan Yu: "Can you dare to open your eyes and look at while complinting?"
Mu Qiu: "Not really, I’m afraid when I look at you, my mind will go blank."
Guan Yu rolled her eyes.
"Although the actions don’t score points, the words of praise are not bad, just follow this format, does everyone get it?"
Shu Ran: "I don’t really want to get it. Mu Qiu, don’t you feel flustered saying those words?"
Mu Qiu, listening to her breath and focusing inward: "My kidneys are good, not flustered."
"...... Fine, let’s try one last ti. If it still doesn’t work, then grab it. Who’s going first?"
They all looked at each other for a mont, and finally chose Fu Ran to go first.
After all, the person to be complinted included his wife, making such sweet and sour words easier for him to say.
Fu Ran stood in front of the grill, accurately finding Ye Mian with his gaze, thinking nonchalantly for a while.
The sea breeze ruffled his hair, his black T-shirt billowing with the wind, showing his great body in glimpses, looking indeed like an exquisite campus novel male lead.
Ye Mian looked at him expectantly, wanting to know what pretty words this usually unromantic person would say to complint her beauty.
After a while, Fu Ran opened his mouth and said three words.
"I love you."
"Tsk——"
"Ew——"
"Tch tch tch——"
Others made sour sounds.
Li Yang held back his envy and said: "You were supposed to complint, not confess..."
"Here you go." Ye Mian directly handed the bottle of barbecue oil to Fu Ran.
"......" Li Yang was speechless, "Really? Just those three words can work?"
"It touched my heart," Ye Mian said with confidence, "If you have the ability, you can say those three words and see if the two of them would feel moved."
Three words of "I love you" to Mu Qiu and Guan Yu...
Li Yang guessed that only if his brain had been stepped on would he be able to do it.
Before he could say anything, Guan Yu and Mu Qiu quickly waved their hands to refuse.
"That wouldn’t be touching; it would pierce through the heart."
"I’ll do it."
Shu Ran stepped forward, Li Yang couldn’t say those words, but she could.
Just three simple words, a bloodless exchange for barbecue seasoning, then they’d have both oil and seasoning, a profitable deal.
Shu Ran could be flexible and resilient, controlling her urge to laugh, adjusting her feelings, and confidently saying to Mu Qiu, "I love you."
Mu Qiu responded softly: "Do adult love affairs co so shallowly? Is this what the adult world is like?"
Shu Ran: "...Are you going to give it or not?!"
"Of course, I will! When you say it with such devotion, how could I not?"
Mu Qiu handed her a small bottle of barbecue seasoning, and called out to the back.
"Next!"
It really started to resemble a scenario of queuing to exchange points for a washbasin.
Next up was Li Yang, eagerly stepping up and racking his brain to say a few words.
"You’re really nice."
Guan Yu pushed him aside: "Are you handing out friendzone cards here? Not qualified, next one!"
Li Yang: "......" He was furious.
Next was Tang Zi, smiling as she chose to say to Guan Yu: "You’re beautiful and charming, lively and cute, always able to liven up the atmosphere..."
"Fine, fine, three bamboo four characters, yes!"
Obviously it was complinting her, but she couldn’t listen anymore, hearing it made her teeth ache to the point of feeling guilty.
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