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Now reading: Chapter 482 - 481: Purple What Bull? from I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!, a Romance novel by Nine Square Yu.

The two people asking and answering were both deaf, unable to communicate normally.

So Wei Yi and Qiu Shuang, acting as ’secretaries’ for Guan Yu and Mu Qiu, moved to sit behind them, sitting up straight with serious expressions, looking as if they were more serious than when playing gas themselves.

The questioning begins.

Mu Qiu touched her enviable hairline and asked a "simple" question.

"Excuse , ng Lu’s Tears, in the poetry you usually study, is there anything that expresses the love between a man and a woman that cannot be realized?"

Cheng Zhirang, sitting on the side, raised his eyebrow slightly.

Guan Yu watched her mouth, nodding continuously, and after the question was asked, she turned her head and asked Wei Yi: "What did she ask?"

Secretary Wei Yi hesitated between sign language and writing, then chose to write.

[Poems expressing unrequited love between a man and a woman]

Guan Yu raised her eyebrows: What??? There are poems like that?

When it cos to reciting, you act like you’ve never learned anything.

Mu Qiu knew this would happen and looked pleased and amused.

"Oh dear, I wonder if this Dream Tear person’s Chinese teacher is watching the program. Would they get angry?"

Although Guan Yu could pretend not to hear, she actually did hear it. Imagining the scene of her forr Chinese teacher watching the live stream and waiting for her to recite poetry...

Whew, terrifying! Can’t think of anything! She used all her nose, eyebrows, and whole face but still couldn’t think of anything, and could only secretly peek at the comnts.

Hopefully, her forr Chinese teacher is not watching the program.

What to do if you can’t think of anything? Look at the comnts. Seeing the screen full of poetry comnts, Guan Yu breathed a sigh of relief and cheerfully liked them one by one before picking the one that seed most suitable.

"To answer this..."

Wait a minute, she found the poem, but what was Mu Qiu’s pseudonym again?

Sothing Zi sothing Tie Niu?

Guan Yu closed her eyes, pinched her brow, and felt utterly bored.

Mu Qiu saw her move slightly then suddenly looked pained, turning her head in confusion towards Qiu Shuang.

Qiu Shuang concealed laughter and wrote a sentence on the tablet: [She forgot your pseudonym]

Mu Qiu showed an expression of understanding.

Very good, her plan finally had an effect.

No wonder she racked her brains to co up with such a complex na. It’s to make everyone stumble on her na! Even if they can speak, they might not pronounce it right. If they can’t speak, they might not write it correctly.

Brilliant, give herself a pat on the back.

"Tsk," Mu Qiu stretched and knocked on the wall of the pool, "Can ng Lu’s Tears on the other side hurry up with the answer? You’re purely maliciously delaying ti, I can appeal to the director to extend it."

Under Shi Yuhuai’s guidance, Wei Yi hurriedly wrote a "translation" for Guan Yu to see.

Then the person involved waved their hand: "Right away, right away, you have to give so ti to cheat... to think. I got it! Zi Lenghuan! Fall in love with my tan... tan station Tie Niu, are you scared yet!"

Mu Qiu: I’m really scared.

She couldn’t even say the na smoothly, which suggests that her recitals might give the Chinese teacher a heart attack.

[If I were the teacher, I’d already be fainting from anger]

[You were born when I was not, and now I’m old]

[Good heavens! Guan Yu, are you thinking like a fish when you saw fish earlier?!]

[I know, she only saw it, but didn’t know how to pronounce it... just like hahaha]

[What about unrequited love?! I only know of mutual affection!]

[If life were but a first eting, why would autumn winds bring sadness to the fan]

[Endless blood and tears of longing, scattering red beans, the willow blossoms of spring won’t end]

[I live upstream of the Yangtze, you live downstream, thinking of you every day without seeing you, drinking from the sa river]

[If the love is lasting... does this count?]

[Guan Yu: I hate it! Why didn’t I think of a na so hard to pronounce?!]

[The two secretaries are ready to play gas, whether Mu Qiu and Guan Yu are ready is unknown]

[Guan Yu: Zi what Leng? Leng what Huan? Which station are we on?]

[The secretary hahahaha, this description is too accurate, definitely a secretary]

[If two mute people talked... wouldn’t that be a "proxy speaker"?]

[Unexpectedly, the safest status in this ga is blind and la, Mu Qiu probably miscalculated]

[Mu Qiu is being forced by martial power, no way to calculate hahahahaha/roaring laughter.jpg]

[Mars is at heart brother!]

[The most arrogant author Shi Yuhuai, the author whose brain isn’t working Guan Yu]

[I’m really looking forward to Jiang Lu being drawn as the author!!! I want to contribute to the literature of painful youth!]

[tan station]

[It’s Huan Huan Guan Yu!]

[Hilarious! She said she already has her eyes on a fish! What unlucky fish?]

[Suddenly feel they can’t do without us/proud dog face]

[Cheating can’t save you, Guan Yu]

[Finally the ti for Mu Qiu to shine, her cocky look]

[Pretty good, explained the plagiarism matter without taking up much of the show ti or bringing emotions into the ga]

[Li Yang’s unhappiness, his screen ti is way too short]

[Already a fan of body powder big bro/dog head, Qiu Shuang is such a treasure, he’s so eloquent and creative]

[Jiang Lu should act with Brother Cheng! Can’t wait for their performance!]

[Speaking of performances, it’s no fun for Mu Qiu and Guan Yu to confront each other now, anyway, it will probably be Cheng Zhirang winning later]

[I’ve already screen capped every bewildered expression from this episode, super talk hashtag for the production crew]

[Is it like this? / Bewildered to the point where nostrils enlarge.jpg]

[Hahahahahahahahaha you all are terrifying!]

Guan Yu was sweating on her forehead, faked a cough, put down her tablet, and started reciting loudly.

"While you were born I was not, when I was born, you were already old~"

Qiu Shuang is a highly competent secretary. As Guan Yu recited, he wrote down everything, and by the ti she finished, Mu Qiu already saw the complete line of poetry.

This speed, "simultaneous interpretation" indeed.

Mu Qiu was very satisfied, counting it as Guan Yu answering correctly, about to ask another question when she suddenly thought of sothing, sat down, and beckoned to Qiu Shuang.

Qiu Shuang leaned in to listen.

"The next question is yours, ask the hardest one!"

Why do flying guests co on the show? To et more people in the industry? No, it should be to have more screen ti so they can be known by more viewers.

There has always been a dispute over how much screen ti newcors and old mbers get on variety shows. For newcors who can speak well and enhance the show’s atmosphere, the older ones are certainly willing to push them forward for more screen ti.

Qiu Shuang glanced at her and laughed: "Sure, won’t let you down."

Of course, taking care of the newcors doesn’t an you should let the veteran stars, who attract the most viewers, fall behind.

Mu Qiu poked at Li Yang, wrote to him: [Propose a super-duper-tough question, not in vain for the poetry you’ve recited].

Li Yang replied to her: [Already prepared, don’t worry~]

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