Inventory of Chaos: Iconic Scenes That Shattered Everyone Instantly Chapter 55: ICISEI Episode 55

Episode 55: Scumzuma: As long as I don’t die at ho, and I’m not a Shut-in NEET!

『 Imdiately after, the blue-haired goddess, while looking at the record book in her hand, walked over to Sato Kazuma again and started to talk him up with all sorts of flowery language.

"With a kind goddess like helping out, this is no big deal."

"When the ti cos, I’ll just add a tiny bit of burden to your brain, and with just a whoosh, you’ll be able to learn the language of that world."

"Although there might be a small side effect, but relax, if you’re unlucky, nothing will happen at all~!"

"So, when you’re choosing later, be sure to pick sothing really, really aweso, a super powerful ability or super equipnt~"

Sato Kazuma was concentrating on flipping through the book the other party had handed him when he suddenly heard the key information revealed by the other party.

Not having heard clearly, he looked up.

"Hey, I think I just heard sothing important?"

"What do you an by ’nothing will happen at all’?"

But for so reason, the goddess Aqua just smiled and shook her head.

"Nothing, I didn’t say anything at all, just pick carefully when the ti cos~"

As she spoke, she even added a sparkling effect to her face to make herself look more reliable. 』

『 .....』

~Chat Room~

[Jing Yuan (Honkai: Star Rail): "Heh heh, this goddess really likes to add these kinds of effects to herself."]

[Aki Tomoya (Saekano): "It just feels... a bit strange."]

[Tachibana Kanade (Angel Beats): "...."]

[Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "What did that so-called god just say? What did she an by that?"]

[Yuri Nakamura (Angel Beats): "Hmph, gods are all shaless beings, they’re already starting to trick people."]

[Tanya von Degurechaff (Youjo Senki): "Handshake.jpg"]

[Aqua (KonoSuba): "What? How can you say I’m tricking people about godly matters?"]

[Kazuma Satou (KonoSuba): "..."]

[Aqua (KonoSuba): "Ow, ow, ow!! Kazuma, I’m sorry!"]

[TheHerta (Honkai: Star Rail): "Interesting, I feel like your future will be very interesting."]

[ .....]

『 In the image,

But the serious Sato Kazuma stood up with a suspicious look and stared at Aqua.

"You said it, you definitely just said sothing like that!"

The other party didn’t respond, the effect remained, and she quietly looked at Sato Kazuma.

Just as he was about to ask sothing else, Aqua suddenly spoke:

"Alright then, let’s start choosing now!"

"I’ll choose a skill or equipnt for you that’s absolutely not inferior to anyone else’s!"

After speaking, the other party no longer paid attention to Sato Kazuma’s reaction and directly turned back to her original position to continue reading the manga she hadn’t finished.

At this mont, Sato Kazuma was kneeling on the ground alone, carefully selecting the treasures he would take to the other world one by one.

As he chose, he kept reminding himself in his heart:

"With my eyes as a decades-long veteran player, I must choose a cheat-level ability or divine artifact."

"If I’m going to that other world with a Demon King,"

"That ans that magic is definitely a real thing."

The two people in the picture slowly chose like this, each busy with their own affairs. 』

『 .....』

~Chat Room~

[Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Legendary magic, what kind of scene is that?"]

[Frieren (Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End): "Magic from another world."]

[Frieren (Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End): "How extravagant."]

[Fern (Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End): "Frieren-sama, you must be curious."]

[Frieren (Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End): "Heh heh heh."]

[Huohuo (Honkai: Star Rail): "Magic, what is that?"]

[ .....]

『 Above the screen,

Ti, just like that, quietly slipped away while the two were busy with their own things.

After who knows how long, Aqua, who was sitting in the chair, felt a little restless.

"Hey, can you hurry up and choose?"

"Anyway, you’re just a shut-in NEET who stays at ho; what you choose doesn’t make a difference, does it?"

"I didn’t have much hope for people like you anyway."

Aqua was chewing on snacks and crossing her legs, impatiently urging Sato Kazuma in front of her.

Anyway, in her eyes, this guy was just an incompetent shut-in who would faint from being scared by a normal tractor.

Even with the help of a goddess like her, wanting to go to that world and defeat the powerful Demon King’s army was impossible.

Even the transmigrators she had brought before hadn’t achieved their goal, let alone soone who looked like a shut-in?

So, at this ti, Aqua was really annoyed by the other party’s constant wasting of ti.

Seeing that the other party didn’t pay attention to her and was still being picky, Aqua’s unhappy muttering seed to have reached the other party’s ears.

However, upon hearing this, the other party suddenly looked up and retorted:

"I, I’m not a shut-in NEET! I went outside, I died by falling on the ground outside."

"So, soone like absolutely cannot be considered a shut-in NEET!"

A shut-in NEET is soone who dies cooped up at ho.

But I died outside, in a hospital.

No matter how I died, it wasn’t at ho.

Therefore, I’m not a shut-in NEET; what he said made very unhappy. 』

『 .....』