720: Chapter 719: Have You Played the Back of Hand Ga?
720: Chapter 719: Have You Played the Back of Hand Ga?
“Duel?” The foreigner’s eyes lit up, and he imdiately said with utmost seriousness, “Good!
I, Kajibad Heng Haibufu Wosho Mapi, hereby challenge you to a duel in the na of a knight!
The loser must leave this beautiful lady!”
Kaji ba de heng, not allowing to speak?
Ma mai pi?
Upon hearing the foreigner’s bizarre na, Ye Haochuan almost burst out laughing.
It inexplicably reminded him of a man from the land of abundance who had had an unpleasant internet cafe experience on the dark web.
This experience had stayed with him until the birth of his son.
“What are you laughing at?” Seeing the mischievous smile on Ye Haochuan’s face, Su Yingxue was incredibly curious.
Ye Haochuan chuckled and whispered his thoughts in her ear.
“Ah!
You’re so bad, how could it be what you’re thinking.” Su Yingxue giggled.
Seeing her charming deanor, Ye Haochuan swallowed before chuckling, “Yingxue wifey, let’s make a bet!”
Su Yingxue’s face turned red, and she turned her face away, ignoring the shaless lecher.
“Since you’re not talking, I’ll take it as your consent!” Ye Haochuan chuckled and then looked at the foreigner, teasing him with similarly broken English, “Yo, fever ah, one day, chai li day, land of abundance, skin break?”
“How do you know my father is from the land of abundance?” The foreigner looked puzzled.
Ye Haochuan simply ignored him and whispered with a laugh in Su Yingxue’s ear, “Heh, I guessed right!”
Bad guy!
Su Yingxue glared at Ye Haochuan with seductive eyes and blushed, lowering her head, looking irresistibly adorable.
“Hurry up, duel!” Seeing this, the foreigner beca even more impatient, striking a fighting pose.
Su Yingxue was already attracting a lot of attention, and with the foreigner’s arrival, even more people gathered around to watch.
Upon hearing that there was going to be a duel, everyone around looked on with anticipation, eager for a good show.
Luo Fan was among the crowd as well, a sneer on his face, obviously looking down on Ye Haochuan’s actions.
The foreigner was tall and well-built, with a strong physique, and his stance indicated he had been trained in taekwondo!
Ye Haochuan, on the other hand, was slender and wore a smile that carried no threat at all.
The disparity between the two n could only be described as a chasm.
“What’s the rush?” Ye Haochuan remained cool and collected, “Ever heard of ‘When in Ro, do as the Romans do’?
Since you’ve co to our Huaxia, we should change the content of the duel!”
“Change it to what?
I’ve heard that you Huaxia people have a profound and marvelous language, and everyone is quite eloquent!
If it’s a battle of words, I will not accept it, as that would be an insult to the knightly spirit!” the foreigner declared righteously.
Ye Haochuan grinned, “Don’t worry, I’m not the type to bully a foreign friend.
We’ll still have a martial duel, but let’s change it up a bit, make it more exciting.”
“What?”
“Ever played the hand-slap ga?
You slap once, and if you hit, you continue, until soone misses.”
“Humph!
That’s a child’s ga!
How can that decide a winner?” the foreigner frowned.
“That’s simple.
Hit with all your might until the other person gives up.” Ye Haochuan grinned.
“Good!” Upon hearing Ye Haochuan’s suggestion, the foreigner thought it a fine thod—straightforward, violent, and an easy way to determine the victor.
Seeing that he agreed, Ye Haochuan chuckled and approached the foreigner.
“Be careful,” Su Yingxue said, her concern showing even though she knew Ye Haochuan would be fine.
“Heh, don’t worry,” Ye Haochuan reassured her, and then said to the foreigner, “Since I’ve chosen the duel thod, you get to slap first.”
With that, he extended his palm.
The foreigner’s face betrayed a hint of cruel amusent.
He had once been a boxing coach, with hands so powerful they could even smash stones.
Watching the skinny monkey’s palm, he suddenly made a move, his hand sweeping down with the speed of lightning.
“Woof!”
A fierce whooshing sound filled the air, terrifyingly loud, startling the onlookers who thought that Ye Haochuan’s hand bones would surely be shattered.
However, to everyone’s surprise, the foreigner’s slap missed its mark!
He had put so much force into the swing that he staggered, nearly toppling over.
“Phew.” Su Yingxue let out a sigh of relief upon seeing that Ye Haochuan was alright.
Ye Haochuan chuckled mischievously, with a playful look on his face, “Now it’s my turn, right?
Are you ready?”
“Shit!
I missed, damn it!” The foreigner muttered, slowly hovering his hand in the air.
His gaze was locked onto Ye Haochuan, with a laser-focused expression!
“Look!
It’s God!” Suddenly, Ye Haochuan acted as though he saw sothing incredible, his face a picture of shock.
Instinctively, the foreigner turned his head to look too.
“Slap!”
At the sa ti, a loud smack echoed from his own palm.
“Oh ho ho ho~!
Ho!
Ho!” The foreigner let out agonized howls, like soone who had been electrocuted, quickly retracting his hand and cradling it between his legs.
It took a good while for the foreigner to realize what had happened, looking at his hand now bruised and purplish, he roared angrily, “You distracted on purpose!”
Ye Haochuan snickered, feigning regret, “God really did pass by just now; it’s a pity you didn’t see Him.”
After a pause, he continued, “So, what do you think?
Ready to give up?”
“Let’s go again!” The foreigner, face red with rage, was determined to land that slap in return.
As he said this, the foreigner’s hand hovered in the air again, this ti with even greater concentration, his eyes glued to Ye Haochuan, ready to pull back at even the slightest rustle.
Suddenly, Ye Haochuan’s palm moved!
The foreigner, reflexively, pulled his hand back in an instant, exclaiming with pride, “Haha, you didn’t hit !”
Ye Haochuan scratched his head, “I just felt a bit itchy on my head, I didn’t even hit you for real.
You’re too quick.”
Only then did the foreigner realize, his face darkening, and he slowly stretched his hand back out.
“Slap!”
At that mont, the hand Ye Haochuan brought to his head suddenly ca down, striking the foreigner’s palm squarely.
“Oh ho ho ho~!
Ho!
Ho!”
The sensation was exactly like before, if not more painful.
The foreigner held his right hand, on the verge of tears.
What kind of person was this?
So skinny yet so freakishly strong!
After wailing for a bit longer, he was still not willing to admit defeat and wanted to continue the duel with Ye Haochuan.
But no matter what, Ye Haochuan always found a way to distract him, hitting his palm with ease.
Before long, the foreigner’s right hand swelled up like a bear’s paw, throbbing painfully with even the slightest touch.
“Enough!
Enough, enough, enough!
I quit!
You’re the devil!” Finally coming to his senses, he realized that playing this ga with Ye Haochuan was pure masochism.
Watching him scurry away, Ye Haochuan seed sowhat unsatisfied, licking his lips and asking, “Is there anyone else who wants to play the ga?”
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