"I’ll have another drink!" Realizing that the maid Xiaolan was snuggling in his embrace, Yusuf Zuck was first stunned, then he held his forehead and took a big sip from his cup!
With a "smack," the cup fell to the ground, and then Yusuf Zuck collapsed backward, snoring loudly!
"Young master? Young master... wake up, wake up..." Xiaolan knelt beside Yusuf Zuck, shaking him continuously, but no amount of shaking would wake him up!
After a mont of shaking, Xiaolan bit her silver teeth, and then pulled down Yusuf Zuck’s pants!
Yes, she really pulled them down!
However, when she saw a limp worm, she was extrely annoyed.
Of course, annoyed as she was, she still tried to make that limp worm harden, but... after a long effort, besides snoring, Yusuf had no other reaction!
"All show, no substance, humph!" Xiaolan angrily kicked Yusuf Zuck a couple of tis, even kicked him in his essential parts, and then turned and left indignantly!
Yusuf continued snoring, having no idea what was going on. Is this the Immortal Mountains? Is this the Immortal Island? This is a bunch of tigresses, damn it.
anwhile, in another courtyard, sounds of wild cries soared wave after wave, a voice with a sideways glance, and another maid’s voice.
Moreover, Ayden Ac and Fairy ng had moved their banquet into Fairy ng’s boudoir, where they drank and composed poetry, eventually overwheld, extinguishing the candles, and emitting pig-like squeals.
Yusuf didn’t dare to use his Divine Consciousness to look around indiscriminately, so he lay in the garden all night, getting up only when dawn arrived to pull up his pants!
"Hey, Old Zhang, Old Zhang, how was it, how was it?" Just as Yusuf Zuck pulled up his pants, the side-glancing fellow ca, pushed the door open, calling him "Old Zhang" repeatedly.
This guy didn’t call for the host, because he’s currently Ayden Ac’s mount.
Yusuf rolled his eyes, but just as he was about to speak, Ayden Ac walked in, fanning himself with the White Paper Fan.
"Little Zhang, how was it?" Ayden Ac giggled.
"How was what?" Yusuf Zuck blinked.
"Xiaolan, wasn’t she with you last night? Xiaocui was with Buddy Side-eye, wasn’t she?" Ayden Ac winked, the implication clear!
"Yes, it was Xiaocui, hehehe, really nice!" Buddy Side-eye laughed strangely.
"You didn’t with them... ah?" Yusuf was a bit confused, what the hell is going on here?
"Don’t tell you didn’t? You didn’t take the opportunity when it was handed to you?" Ayden Ac and Side-eye were surprised, no way? They had a joyful night last night.
"What exactly happened?" Yusuf glared at Ayden Ac: "Why was there an aphrodisiac in my drink last night, and what’s with this Fairy ng? And those maids!"
"Heavens," Ayden Ac slapped his forehead, "They were so willing and proactive, how could we, as guests, refuse the host’s good intentions? Don’t you know that a mont of pleasure is worth a thousand gold?"
"I’m asking you what happened?" Yusuf gritted his teeth.
"What could have happened? Fairy ng cultivates the path of dual cultivation; her maids too. There are no n here, so she invited n into her ho. What do you think happened?"
"And you guys just with them... ah?" Yusuf was a bit incomprehensible, is it that simple?
"It’s a mutually willing thing, with no trouble afterward, only a fool would refuse. Although I’m a scholar, I understand the ethics of human relations, yin and yang harmony, it’s perfectly normal to relieve ourselves during our cultivation journey!"
"And you, Side-eye? What were you thinking?" Yusuf couldn’t understand, not really, how is this different from beasts?
"I wasn’t thinking much," Side-eye scratched his head, "had a sip of wine, realized it was aphrodisiac wine, and knew she wanted to with , such a beautiful thing, the person is beautiful and gentle, I’m not stupid..."
"Haha, it looks like Brother Zhang is a true gentleman." Ayden Ac chuckled, this stuff is normal, a few n, a few won, drinking together, what else could they do after drinking?
"Damn, what kind of situation is this?" Yusuf angrily kicked over the table, then stomped out!
"Where are you going?" Ayden Ac asked puzzledly.
"I’m leaving, I’m not interested in being soone else’s boy toy, or a tool for a bunch of prostitutes!" Yusuf gave Ayden Ac a cold glance, then looked at Side-eye, who shivered and quickly followed him!
"Hey, hey, don’t go, tonight Fairy ng said she wants us three to embark on a dream journey with them, she can let us into the dream realm..."
"You go have your dream, I’m afraid of getting sucked to death!" Yusuf shook his head.
"I assure you, I assure you, although Fairy ng indeed has her tricks, she never kills anyone," Ayden Ac ran to catch up to Yusuf.
"I’m leaving, you can co if you want, or stay if not, just don’t bother !" Yusuf said, continuing to walk forward!
"What’s the matter with this young friend Zhang?" At this mont, Fairy ng appeared, with Xiaolan and Xiaocui by her side!
"Fairy, Little Zhang has urgent matters to attend to and needs to leave, we’re sorry we can’t accompany you to Great Sky City, we’ll take our leave first!" Ayden Ac bowed to Fairy ng.
"Leaving so soon?" Fairy ng seed a bit disappointed, "We haven’t finished writing last night’s poetry..."
"No rush, no rush, we can still et in Great Sky City!" Ayden Ac repeatedly cupped his fists.
"Very well, then ng will await you at Great Sky City!" Fairy ng surprisingly didn’t stop them, only a bit reluctant.
Yusuf didn’t care about any of this, striding off without pause.
Monts later, the three left the Immortal Island, Side-eye saw Yusuf seed really angry, so without being told, he transford into a giant toad, and Yusuf stomped hard on his head.
Ayden Ac wasn’t in a hurry, only looking at Yusuf curiously, not understanding why Yusuf was so furious!
After leaving the Immortal Island’s boundary, Ayden Ac spoke again, "Actually, you don’t need to be so angry, in these matters, won are usually the ones at a disadvantage, if they don’t mind, why should we as n mind? It’s a win-win situation."
"Haha, I have cleanliness issues, not fond of public toilets!" Yusuf cupped his fists at Ayden Ac.
"Alright, alright, that’s your nature, but it seems Side-eye and I both benefited, didn’t we, Side-eye?" Ayden Ac asked.
"Yes, last night’s pleasure is worth a thousand years of painstaking cultivation, plus, Xiaocui probably gained ten thousand years of cultivation!"
"A thousand years of cultivation, did you hear that?" Ayden Ac remarked.
"Using you as furnaces and not even realizing it!" Yusuf sneered.
"But we enjoyed ourselves and gained so benefits, isn’t that correct?"
"Fine, fine, I won’t argue with you, it’s fortunate that Fairy ng didn’t intend to kill us, if she had, the three of us combined wouldn’t be enough for even one of her fingers!" Yusuf muttered, though by this ti he had cald down. In truth, Fairy ng and her maids practiced the art of yin and yang, so any man could dual cultivate with them. For so cultivators, this is indeed normal, just people taking what they need. He was just upset that Ayden Ac didn’t tell him the truth beforehand, he really thought it was a guest visit, catching a ride by the way!
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