Is It Weird for a Guy to Apply to a Witch School? Chapter 17 - New School, New Life

After we left the cafeteria, Bai Yu offered to show around, but I turned her down.

Strolling around aimlessly didn’t really appeal to yet.

Maybe even after turning into a girl, I hadn’t unlocked that hidden shopping gene so people seed to have?

Since I passed on the idea, Bai Yu didn’t push it. After all, shopping’s basically just spending money, or at least that’s how I saw it. And I didn’t want her shelling out more cash on my account.

So, she ca up with a different plan.

The academy’s huge, sprawling across way too much ground to explore in one go, and so spots are a serious hike from each other.

Thankfully, there’s a bus system with fixed routes running through the campus. Otherwise, imagine living hours away from the classrooms—how’s anyone supposed to make it to class?

Transportation’s a must, and Bai Yu wanted to check it out with her.

Naturally, I had to ask: “Hey, Sister Bai, don’t witches just ride brooms or sothing? Why bother with a bus when you’ve got that?”

Her answer was straight to the point. “First off, brooms are alchemical gear. A decent one will cost you A LOT—so of the fancy ones go for insane prices. Bottom line? I can’t afford it.”

Even the cheap, no-frills brooms for getting around weren’t exactly in my budget either.

“Then there’s the other catch: you don’t just buy a broom and hop on. It’s a skill thing—like how you can’t ride a bike without practice.

Plus, you need a flight license, complete with rules and regulations, kind of like traffic laws. Break them, and you’re stuck with fines.”

That combo punched my broom-riding dreams right in the face.

Back in my old life, getting a driver’s license was a nightmare—especially the written test.

I aced the driving part every ti, but the theory? Failed it more tis than I’d like to admit.

A flight license cos with its own theory exam, too, and just thinking about it gave a headache.

Still, it didn’t kill my dream of flying. I’d take it slow, and grind it out. I wasn't exactly the type to speed-race a broom anyway—I’m a law-abiding citizen through and through.

Kind of like how I got my driver’s license last life and then barely touched a car.

Plus… riding the bus didn’t sound half bad. Bai Yu ntioned the Witch School’s buses were free, and what’s better than free?

The bus wasn’t crowded—well, not many seniors were on board, anyway.

Here at the Witch School, it’s all gorgeous upperclassn. You either call them “Senior” or “Professor,” and honestly, that’s the vibe. No complaints from .

As for where Bai Yu and I were headed? My new place, of course. The spot listed on my room card: Number 62, Block 2, Newbie District.

She wasn’t kidding about the distance. When I checked the map, my place was way out on the edge, miles from the central teaching area.

The bus ride took forever.

“This is it?” I asked, a little thrown off. The housing here wasn’t what I’d pictured at all.

I’d expected so big apartnt building with assigned units. But nope—the Witch School was loaded.

Number 62, Block 2, Newbie District? A freaking standalone villa.

And this was free?

I took a step back, staring at Bai Yu like she’d just pulled a prank. “Wait, seriously? This is it?”

“What’s wrong? Yup, this is the place.” She gave a little nudge from behind, grinning. “Co on.”

“But… the academy’s just handing this out?” I pointed at the house, still skeptical. “There’s no way I’ve got to pay for this, right? I’d rather crash in so beat-up dorm than deal with rent.”

“Nah, relax—it’s free. Though, you’re not getting this whole place to yourself. It’s big enough for, like, five or six people, maybe ten tops. Enrollnt’s been kinda light this year, so it probably won’t be packed.”

“Oh, so it’s not just mine?”

Hearing that, I let out a relieved breath. The no-rent part was honestly the biggest win.

But still—living here? It felt way too good to be true.

“Of course,” Bai Yu chid in, her tone teasing as she leaned closer. “Just make sure you keep it together once your housemates show up. I an, your ‘gear’ for causing trouble is long gone now, right?”

“Hey, I know that!” I shot back, rolling my eyes. “Geez, I’m pure as they co. Even with a girlfriend, I’m still a virgin.”

Technically, that’s two lifetis of virginity now.

How depressing.

But whatever—it’s not a big deal. Add up both lives, and I’m no spring chicken.

Didn’t soone say staying single for 30 years turns you into a wizard? Sure, I’m a witch now, and my combined age blows past 30, but close enough, right?

“Oh?” Bai Yu’s ears perked up when I ntioned my girlfriend. “So, you still haven’t won over that little lady of yours?”

“Nope, not a chance,” I said with a shrug. “Look at my status—then look at hers. She’s on track to be a star student at Elf School. If I hadn’t landed at Witch School, I’d probably be scraping by at so no-na academy.”

I pursed my lips, but I didn’t hold any grudge against her. She earned her spot, and honestly, she’s the one who made feel like I couldn’t keep up.

We broke up amicably, I guess. Amicable as in: I didn’t see her, she didn’t see , no fights, no drama. Peaceful, right?

“If you want,” Bai Yu said suddenly, her voice snapping out of my thoughts, “I could try luring your ex over to the Witch School.”

“What? No, no, no—pass!” I waved my hands frantically. “That’s a terrible idea. I’d feel awful about it, and if she found out, I’d just be asking for trouble. Even if you dragged her here, there’s no way we’d get back together.”

“You sure?” Her lips twitched into a faint smirk—barely noticeable, like maybe even she didn’t realize it.

“Dead sure,” I said firmly. “I don’t want to run into her here. That’d be awkward as hell, even if she wouldn’t recognize now.”

“Alright then.” Bai Yu grabbed my hand and tugged toward the house. “Co on, let’s head in. See what number you are in this place.”

“Okay.” I swiped my room card over the sensor, and with a soft click, the door unlocked.

It felt surreal. Knowing I’d be living here from now on? Suddenly, the whole school-life thing started looking a lot brighter.

Praise the Witch School!

I could say that now without a shred of guilt. I’m an easy sell—toss so perks my way, and I’m sold.

Pushing the door open, we stepped into the entryway.

It was a spot for swapping shoes, with pristine hardwood floors stretching inside.

Then, out of the corner, sothing round and flat glided toward us—slow and silent.

“What’s that?” I asked, squinting at it. Looked like one of those robot vacuums.

“It’s the house’s smart butler,” Bai Yu said, stepping forward to inspect it. “So kind of alchemical gadget.”

“A smart butler? Alchemical?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “You sure it’s not just a fancy Roomba?”

“Greetings, new master! Welco ho~”

The thing piped up in a cheery voice, and I jumped a little. Okay, smart butler it was—greeting and everything?

“I also handle cleaning duties,” it continued. “So, yes, I suppose I’m a bit like an autonomous vacuum bot—but with way more features! Would you like a rundown of my functions, or perhaps check the manual yourself?”

“Uh, no, no—that’s fine,” I said quickly, waving it off. Knowing what it was was enough for now. I wasn’t exactly dying to geek out over it.

Translator's note:

This whole driver's license thing is just too real! I live in China, and ten years ago, I got my license.

Over here, getting a license ans passing four tests—two computer Q&A sessions and two on-road practical exams. It takes at least three months.

When my dad learned to drive in his forties, he was a bit impatient, so it took him over ten months to get his license.

As for , after getting my license, I went to grad school, then started working, but I didn’t have the money to buy a car. So, for the past ten years, I haven’t even touched a steering wheel—ha! Exactly like what the author wrote.

By the way, “If you’re still a virgin at 30, you beco a wizard” is actually the title of a Japanese drama. It was super popular in mainland China. The original title is "30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい."

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