Isekaied Into An Eroge, Time To Have Fun! Chapter 1: So It Begins

Death is one of the most fascinating things that everyone sort of wants to avoid thinking about, yet at the sa ti it was one of the most discussed topics academically as we tried to understand it as much as possible.

What led to people dying naturally, what they might be feeling during the process of departing the world of the living, the differences between the various thods to help ease them into that blissful state of nothingness...

How so things were slow and painful and others were very quick but also incredibly painful were interesting to think about, but when it happened to you it was just... terrible, especially since... well, y’know, you were dead.

That was what was going through my mind right now as I drifted along in a pitch black void, wondering how I had co here after preparing to cross the street so that I could get ho and dump another night into one of my favorite things ever.

Academy student with decent grades, a part ti job that covered everything my scholarship didn’t and the hope that my Mother would finally deem as soone worthy of showing an iota of love to led to seeking sothing to keep myself sane.

That sothing was an Eroge that was catered towards a more ’niche’ group of people; it was a Yuri x Futanari Eroge that gave players the option of playing as either a ’pure’ woman or a futanari, with dozens of characters who fit every single acceptable kink imaginable.

That just ant that the very disgusting things that were heinous cris - besides the more ’acceptable’ ones that ca with the territory of Eroge - were left out of the ga, though if people with those tastes donated a large amount of money to the developers they were given a very difficult, judgntal route to follow to have their ’needs’ t.

Anyways, this Eroge beca one of the few things in life that could keep sane as I navigated through all sorts of idiotic real world things, and with the four ’years’ to play through in the ga I was just... it absolutely spoiled .

It was funny to play a ga that was a parallel to my life in soways since it was an Academy based Eroge that had all the fun things in it; magic classes, fighting classes, alchemy and enchanting as well as the math, history and literature that I was doing in real life too.

An Academy based in the Fantasy genre was nowhere near original, but where it stood out amongst the plethora of ’based’ gas I tended to play was the fact that the ga was so Gods damned long!

Each school year was fully playable, and they were 120 days long separated into morning, afternoon and night, aning each year was 360 playable segnts... then multiplied by the four years in the ga giving you 1440 playable segnts.

Even better was the fact that there was so much to be done in those segnts, with so taking two hours to complete as you pursued multiple routes and took a class while also heading out to farm monsters or do a shift at a part ti job.

The ga was utterly massive, and my first play through lasted roughly 300 hours as I just stumbled into so of the things in the ga while also doing a complete degenerate run where I made my character into the school slut who had sex with anyone and everyone.

It was an Eroge after all, and I only played it because I saw a big booby milf on one of the preview screens that was a teacher at the Academy who looked stern and slightly dented... so with my interest tickled I dove in and got to pumping away at my pussy as I played the ga the ’intended’ way.

That was roughly three years ago now, and ever since I had done zero other complete play throughs since I had three open files that were going down different story routes at this mont in ti; a more controlled degenerate route, a pure route, and a route that pursued all kinds of secrets in the ga as I learned everything on my own.

Playing was like another job for , and I posted all of my findings anywhere I could so that others like could have the fun they needed getting to the characters they wanted to be with... sothing that guaranteed my ti spent socializing with real people was a big fat ZERO.

Anyways, yeah, I was in a void wondering how the hell I got here before it hit like a truck, which... funnily enough was how I felt like I was supposed to die, but I had been a bit~ lucky in that regard... kinda.

As I was crossing that crosswalk a giant pickup truck roared down the street, and being soone with functioning ears and the understanding that vehicles were in fact dangerous when operated by a very fallible organic at suit of idiocy I imdiately threw myself backwards onto the safety of the sidewalk.

Watching the truck roar past a red light and cut through traffic by pushing other cars aside, I thought I was safe only to hear the pritt prat of gunfire chasing after the truck, coming from a vibrant green sports car that was absolutely hauling ass after it.

Those bullets were shot with the hope to the Gods above that they would hit the truck, but driving like a maniac and bouncing around ant unsteady aim, so instead of hitting the truck those bullets found new targets.

One of those targets was the side of my cranium, and I had the ’privilege’ of dying to soone with a lot of money since they were using explosive rounds, causing the pile of noodles in my head to be turned into minced at as my head just... popped.

Can’t feel any pain if the thing that lets you know pain is a thing is turned into a paste on the sidewalk, right?

Better than getting mangled by a truck... though as I ’looked’ around the void I wondered if I had missed my ticket for the typical isekai start that ca from road accidents... and if I had I was super duper pissed.

If I wasn’t going to be able to finish throwing my life away playing that amazingly perfect Eroge then I definitely wanted to have been isekaied into so weird and fantastical world where I could do magic and battle monsters!

Save a pretty princess and maybe take her hand in marriage because I was so~ heroic~!

Eheh...

Maybe even-

A flash of white stopped from descending into pure degeneracy right away, and the voice that ca with it had going completely stiff as I wondered if it was ti for to get judged...