*Bing-Bong*
We interrupt this chapter to inform the reader that the following dialogue contains Soarish, the language of the Soaring Griffon Continent, which will be denoted by "::".
To be more precise, it is a dialect unique to a certain region located between Roaring Tide and Soaring Griffon, so it will be marked with "".
You’ll understand when you see it.
We now return to your irregularly scheduled chapter, thank you.
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|Irregular schedule? What the heck?|
You know why.
|Oh...right...|
Side note, aren’t you worried about people complaining about tonal whiplash?
|No, because that’s the point.|
*Bing-Bong*
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[They have my kin! I need to-]
[Whoa, whoa, whoa big guy! Calm down! You’re the one who said we can’t make a scene in public, rember?]
[Wait a minute, did he say kin? In like the sa way between you and Elsa, or like with my missionary buddies?]
[As in they’re my of my bloodline! I need to-]
[Hey! Hey!, chill,] Kit interrupted. [You’re causing ice to form in the waters near us. Tone it down a bit, and then we can proceed to do this...intelligently.]
[Intelligently?]
[You’ll see.]
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In the Pearl Scale Empire, there is a na that is feared when one attempts to travel between here and the nations of Soaring Griffon, the Blizzard Howlers.
Despite what the na implies, the Blizzard Howlers were not a Bloodliner tribe. Instead, it was a tribe of warriors that all shared the sa strange physique known as the [Storm Lungs].
The [Storm Lungs] were an inherited trait that allowed it’s owner to cause literal storms with their breaths while allowing them to breath anywhere and everywhere without the use of a treasure or innate formula feature. On top of that, if one were to practice aether arts that made extensive use of one’s breath, the [Storm Lungs] would be able to amplify the power of such arts by a magnitude of five by default, and ten if the aforentioned person trained hard enough.
the slave rchant shouted with vigor as he pull the tarp from a covered cage.
Locked in a cage, bound with chains and muzzled with a steel mask, a young warrior with blonde hair, artic blue eyes and a deanor fiercer than a starving wolf, stared daggers at the people who were making a spectacle of him.
However, most of his ire and rage was directed towards the man who was trying to sell his ass in the first place.
A majority of the crowd had so level of cultivation so they weren’t too afraid of dealing with an attack of that caliber, but they weren’t stupid either.
All it would take is one unlucky crash for it to end fatally.
That said, there were so doubters who demanded proof.
the slave rchant asked with a smile as wide as a Cheshire cat’s,
The person who had challenged the slave rchant, and gotten up to the stage, was a tall, muscular man who was covered in scars, aka, the type of person who looked the part of being an aggravating shit kicker.
Whether or not this was staged was entirely up for interpretation.
Once the man had gotten on stage, the slave rchant directed him to stand opposite of the caged Blizzard Howler warrior, all while warning him that it wasn’t too late to back down.
Not that this scarred warrior listened.
A surge of aether later and the scarred warrior’s body began to take on a tallic sheen similar to that as a well-made steel shield.
the slave rchant acquiesced.
The slave rchant stepped off to the side at this point, leaving the would-be shit kicker to be the only one standing in what was clearly being labeled as the point of impact to most of the crowd. Once the rchant was far enough, he proceeded to snap his fingers, use so aether and cause the muzzle on the Blizzard Howler’s face to fall right off.
What followed was a tirade of words that weren’t only laced with enough aether to punch a hole through a brick wall, but also had to be legally censored due to violating way too many laws of public decency.
The following is the redacted version.
The words alone were enough to cause most people to recoil in shock and disgust, but the sheer amount of literal power the words were enough to quite literally knock the scarred man on his ass and off the stage.
With another snap of his fingers, the muzzle reattached itself to the young man’s face and muted him once more.
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[Whoa…I was not expecting that to be the main thod in how [Storm Lungs] could be used,] Kit comnted.
[I didn’t even know most of those words and now my vocabulary has forever changed.]
[Girl…]
[Now that…was a nostalgic thing to hear.]
[The fuck?]*2
[But yes…what is this clever plan of yours, because I’m about five seconds from turning this canal into a frozen hellscape.]
[Well…]
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While all the crazy shit in Roaring Tide was happening...
[Alright, I never had taiyaki before, but does it seriously take this long to serve people? It’s been hours!]
[It’s been ten minutes.]
[Well, it feels like ten hours.]
[Plus, this was technically your plan.]
[I know, but still.]
In order to not draw suspicion to their activity in wanting to figure out if this street cook was actually that old ti guy, they opted to try and blend in with the crowd in order to ask him an innocuously loaded question. However, they forgot to factor in the fact that it was around lunch ti when they made their move.
At the ti they made their move, a literal flood of people poured out of nowhere to co and purchase a Sweet Bean Bream cake for only three coppers.
Evidently, the man was making money hand over fist at this mont.
"One at a ti please, one at a ti," the street cook said jovially while making piping out taiyaki and slinging them towards hungry custors as fast as his arms could manage.
Which was impressive to say the least, given his old deanor and the fact that he radiated very little aether in his movents.
As this constant bean cake slinging was going underway, Screamira and Razorstella went over their plan one last ti…despite the fact that it was painfully simple.
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[So…we’re just gonna go up there and ask him the ti? Seriously?]
[Yeah. Fool-proof ain’t it?]
[I’m not saying it’s fool-proof, I’m asking…how the fuck does this help us to determine if it’s the guy we’re actually looking for?]
[Okay, you know that phenonon that occurs when a craftsperson gets really focused on their work and they just sorta...go on auto-pilot for everything, including responses?]
[Like when Hurricroak practices her instrunts?]
[Exactly,] Razorstella nodded. [Once he’s in the groove, we ask him the ti and if he has a pocket watch, he’ll…]
[Oh…okay, I get it.]
[Brilliant, right?]
[Sure…by the way, we’re next.]
[Oh shit.]
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[Minn Jarl/Director, we’re about to make contact with the target.]
’Right on...why do I get the feeling I should be in a well-padded room for this part?’
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