Yukari very nearly coughed up blood she'd been holding for millennia. In Kaguya's eyes, she actually ca across as… that kind of person?
Did she really seem like that? It was just a massage!
Granted, the specific area she'd offered to massage was… a touch sensitive.
But they were all girls here!
What was there to get worked up about?
It wasn't like it was a massage from the opposite sex.
"The truth is clear: the Admin must have secretly bribed little Kaguya-chan. Yes! That's extrely likely. In fact, that IS what happened."
Yukari forcibly convinced herself. After all, she was the great Youkai Sage.
How could soone of her stature possibly have… those kinds of tendencies?
She cared deeply about the healthy developnt of youths and young maidens!
A Youkai Sage who cared so much about the wellbeing of the young—
How could she possibly be a pervert?
Impossible! All lies!
Kaguya-chan had clearly been bought off via private ssage. She must have received so kind of kickback. There was definitely so shady backroom deal going on.
The mighty Admin of the Dinsional Chat Group, extending his wicked clutches toward a female mber…
Kisama!
How infuriating!
How… enviable!
* * *
"Wait… why did I just think that? Could it be because this one has been single for so many years? And spring is almost here, too…"
Yukari considered this for a mont. Actually… that checked out.
After all, spring was nearly upon them. The season when even youkai felt certain… stirrings.
But did that have anything to do with her?
Naturally, no one in the group could read minds across dinsions.
So whatever chaotic scenarios were currently playing out inside this gap youkai's head, only she would ever know.
* * *
The Eternally Seventeen-Year-Old Maiden: Regardless! The Admin is a pervert!
The Eternally Seventeen-Year-Old Maiden: I will not accept any rebuttals! I'm not listening! I'm NOT listening!
The Eternally Seventeen-Year-Old Maiden: () Hmph~
RawrSoFierce: Gorgeous Yukari-mama, live-streaming cuteness.
Crazy Diamond: Gorgeous Yukari-mama, live-streaming cuteness.
Kaguya-sama: Gorgeous Yukari-mama, live-streaming cuteness.
Terrible Tornado: Gorgeous Yukari-mama, live-streaming cuteness.
Terrible Tornado: Huh? So that's what the 1 thing is—a quick copy-paste reply? Also, what does 'Yukari-mama' an…
The Eternally Seventeen-Year-Old Maiden: It's a rude nickna the Admin gave this one a while ago.
RawrSoFierce: Old hag = mama. Yukari old mama = Yukari-mama.
The Eternally Seventeen-Year-Old Maiden: Pfft! What kind of ridiculous logic is that?!
* * *
Withdrawing his consciousness from the Dinsional Chat Group, Ryū turned and glanced out the window.
It was already nearly evening. He hadn't realized he'd spent that long chatting.
So the new mber was from the One-Punch Man world.
Thinking about that particular series made Ryū's face twitch involuntarily.
The power scaling in One-Punch Man was truly absurd.
The S-Class heroes, the Dragon-level monsters—those were manageable.
The problem was the protagonist: Saitama.
He'd broken through so kind of "limiter."
That alone sounded dubious.
With his limiter broken, what level of power did Saitama-sensei actually possess? Even in the ani, his full strength had never been shown. The only ti he'd gone all-out was in a dream—fighting the "Subterraneans."
Every other ti, it was one punch. If one punch didn't do it, two punches.
And it was precisely because of Saitama's existence—that absurdity of a being—
That One-Punch Man's entire power scale was wrenched up to a terrifying level.
"It's just like Wolffy—completely unreasonable!"
Ryū couldn't help but voice a rare complaint.
Breaking a limiter sounded totally unreliable.
But the man had gone and done it anyway.
Protagonist halo for you.
* * *
"Speaking of which, when I got isekai'd, One-Punch Man Season 2 had just aired its second episode. What a sha… I wonder if J.C. Staff butchered it."
Ryū sighed to himself. Stuck in the Naruto world, beyond his control.
If he could, he'd love to go back to watching ani, binging shows, and playing gas every day.
But this place didn't even have computers.
Forget ani, TV shows, and gas… they'd only just gotten so kind of basic music player on the market in Konohagakure. As for what technology it was based on—that was outside Ryū's area of expertise.
The tech tree in the Naruto world was, he had to admit, only slightly less crooked than One Piece's.
"What a blunder! I should've grabbed a couple of solar-powered laptops while we were doing the Group Quest in Kaguya's world. Downloaded so big single-player gas, then brought the whole setup back."
As a forr gaming and ani shut-in, two months without touching a ga or watching a show was genuine torture for Ryū.
The only ti he didn't feel bored was when he was chatting in the group.
Otherwise, given his tendency to stay ho and rarely go out—
All he could do was stare at the ceiling.
Just… stare.
At most, he could practice the Armant Haki and Observation Haki he'd just learned today. The Six Powers were already at Perfection tier from Points investnt, so drilling those was pointless.
And practicing Six Powers indoors? He was afraid he'd demolish his own house.
One casual Rankyaku and the walls were gone.
One Shigan and there'd be a hole you could see through.
Use Geppo and he'd probably punch straight through the not-very-high ceiling.
* * *
Just as Ryū was lost in thought, a "ding-dong" notification chid in his mind, pulling his consciousness back into the Dinsional Chat Group.
But to his surprise, it wasn't soone @-ing him in the main chat. Soone had sent him a private ssage.
The sender was none other than the newly joined Tatsumaki.
[PM] Terrible Tornado: …Admin, are you there?
[PM] Terrible Tornado: I have sothing kind of personal I wanted to ask you.
[PM] RawrSoFierce: Tell what it is first, and I'll decide if I'm here. (manual smug face)
[PM] Terrible Tornado: …The Admin really is soone with a sense of humor.
[PM] Terrible Tornado: The thing is… I'm not great at reaching out to people on my own. I might be a little incoherent. I just wanted to ask—I was reading everyone's conversation earlier, and I'm really curious: why was my future connected to things like ani and… doujinshi?
[PM] RawrSoFierce: Ah, that? Just think of everyone in the group as characters from various movies, ani, and gas. That's basically the deal.
[PM] Terrible Tornado: So I really am a character from a doujinshi?!
[PM] RawrSoFierce: Mm, no. You're a character from a shonen action ani. I'm not entirely sure if you're the female lead though—your sister's pretty popular too.
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