Then, picking up the remote control, he turned on the short video app and started watching wilderness construction videos, pointing and comnting—this one's not good, all show and no substance, this one's all about staging, this bricklayer's skills are diocre, can't even smooth out a wall, this one's okay, just average…
"Would you just shut the hell up!"
Ye Chun rolled her eyes, snatched the remote control, and changed the video to celebrity gossip drama, while the barking continued beside her: "This face is done, and this one too, hmm, and this one… claiming to be eighteen, but judging by the bone structure, at least in her forties… What flavor do you have there, let have a bite!"
Ye Chun had enough, cradling her shrimp chips, she glared back: "Seriously, you mutt, why are you still here!"
"Huh?"
Ji Jue was montarily confused and instinctively patted his chest: "Dear senior, do you have anything to say to and my two Chongshan dals?"
"You mutt, enough already!"
Ye Chun was furious, snatching the newly opened bag of chips from his hand, "Let tell you, life is full of ups and downs, don't underestimate a girl in need!"
"Ha!"
Ji Jue sneered, opening another bag, "Fast forward to the tears of the grave robbers."
"How dare you! You lowly mutt from the side family, you're not allowed to talk back to your legitimate senior! And you're not allowed to snatch snacks from the senior!" Ye Chun glared and pointed, "Ji Jue, I'm the family head!"
"Ye Chun, you'll regret this!"
Ji Jue grabbed the remote control, changed the channel, and then was snatched away again.
Back and forth it went, and finally, they landed on the cute pets channel.
At last, both of them were satisfied.
Unfortunately, only half-full from the snacks, they grew hungrier.
Ji Jue suggested: "Order so?"
"Order so!"
Ye Chun's eyes lit up: "I want crayfish, a pound each of garlic and thirteen spices, and so duck neck... This place won't do, the ratings are boosted, all just chili essence, order this one instead."
"This place looks so-so, is it any good?"
"Just order it, don't you get the senior's treasure store? Also, so chicken feet, and add a noodle dish..."
"Wait, you're ordering so much, are you a pig?"
"If you think it's too much, don't eat it!"
"Eat, eat, eat! I'm a pig, I love eating!"
In the end, an indulgent feast ensued.
After eating, they continued watching TV, but the more they watched, the more their hands felt empty, as though missing sothing cold and sweet... In the silence, they glanced at each other, struggling to maintain a serious deanor.
"Order so?"
"Order so!"
And so, coconut jelly, coconut milk ice, mango rice rolls... they were devoured delightfully.
Afterward, they burped contentedly, continued fighting over the remote control, and scorned each other's taste, quarrelling like cat and dog.
After yawning, they both, with bulging bellies, belched and crawled to bed.
The next day, after finishing his tasks, Ji Jue crawled back to the sofa... and then noticed the look from beside him.
"Order so?"
"Order!"
…
On the third day.
"Order so?"
"Order!"
On the fourth day, without needing Ye Chun's reminder, Ji Jue rolled up his sleeves:
"Order!"
On the fifth day, in silence, the delivery app was already open...
And then, there was no sixth day.
When Ye Xian finished modifying the prototype design, she discovered the house was littered with takeout boxes, the waste level reaching astronomical heights!
The two phones on the sofa were scrolling through short videos, with the TV displaying a reality show, and the tablet showing AI-dressed kittens, giggling and squirming like maggots...
Until Ji Jue inadvertently turned back and saw Ye Xian's expressionless face.
Nearby, who knows how long she had been watching.
He was dazed and reached out, poking the still-squirming Ye Chun, who was still giggling: "Ji Jue, quick, look at this, I sent it to you, hahaha..."
Ye Xian's eyebrow arched slightly.
Ji Jue's eyelid started twitching madly, poking her: "Stop watching, senior, I'm a proper person, I never watch these."
"Seriously, you mutt, what do you an? You sent so many, I watched them all, and I sent you one, and you didn't watch?" Ye Chun was enraged: "Don't poke , or I'll shove a shoe in your mouth…inside..."
As she turned around, she finally saw Ji Jue's stiff expression, and her aunt behind the sofa.
Her aunt looked at her, indifferent.
"He did it all!"
Without hesitation, Ye Chun instantly pointed, exclaiming: "Auntie, I was forced!"
Ji Jue suddenly felt hopeless, was all the crayfish, barbeque, milk tea, herbal jelly hotpot kebab all eaten by alone?!
Who was it that just said it wasn't enough and wanted more?
Unfortunately, under Ye Chun's threatening gaze, thinking of all the days he freeloaded on her barbeque, crayfish, and herbal jelly, and used all her discounts and vouchers, he couldn't bring himself to shift the bla.
Unexpectedly, the esteed craftsman ultimately lost to his conscience.
At this mont, without words, he could only shed tiny pearls, wiping his tears.
Along the way, he stealthily initiated.
chanical Descent.
Ye Chun's phone shivered, blasting at full volu: "Your delivery has arrived!"
In the deathly silence, Ye Chun stood rigid, glaring at Ji Jue.
Ji Jue wiped his tears with an innocent face.
Don't bla for being unscrupulous, if I go down, we go down together!
"..."
Seeing these two guys dogfight over bla, Ye Xian had completely lost her expression, sincerely lanting: "You really have unique skills, don't you."
Thinking of herself, striving to be strong all her life, never lowering her head or admitting defeat, a slap from the Association, a slap from You Sui, more slaps from Jian Yuan and Heavenly Furnace Old Dog... Despite a lifeti of dedication in academia, why was she disgraced in education?
Oh, it turns out it's because I taught these two mutts…
Ye Xian, her fists hardened.
.
After another Spiritual Defense Class, a bruised and battered Ji Jue was kicked out of the workshop by his teacher, out of sight, out of mind, allowing him to bother elsewhere.
After all, the optimization work was nearly done, and continuing before the prototype modification and upgrade would just be a waste of ti.
Carrying the Little Ox and Horse, he ran two miles out, but the senior's cries still echoed in 3D stereo sound around his ears.
Especially the pitiful, resentful look she gave when I escaped with my bucket, vivid and lifelike, so much so that Ji Jue feared she'd hang herself in a red dress at his doorstep tonight…
The phone chid incessantly with dozens of 60-second voice ssages, he dared not open any of them,
Seeing the assignnts and papers distributed by Ye Xian, Ji Jue knew the good days of loafing and feeding like a rice worm were over.
At this point, it's escape first!
Go back and bring along two papers to see her…
Through the Doomsday Special Train transfer, Ji Jue directly opened the door and stepped out, the loyal Blessing Park was once again welcoming its Director Ji!
Next Stop, Punabantu!
Boom!!!
As he pushed open the door, Ji Jue saw nothing but darkness.
In the roaring smoke, molten lava gushed out from the cracked mountain ridge, flowing down, finally falling into the dark seawater with a sizzle.
Under the gloomy firmant, a hellish landscape.
"Holy shit—"
Ji Jue instinctively took a step back.
Where the hell have I landed?
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