From the inside out, from top to bottom, it exudes a kind of simple and rustic rural atmosphere.
In simple terms, it's both crude and rough.
If you can't organize a press conference, we could simply not have one. There are no gifts or champagne; how about at least having a decent venue?
More than one journalist turned away after seeing this odd setup. Those who stayed figured, since they're already here... they might at least get a al afterward, right?
Wait, you guys are providing food, right?
There's not even any upbeat music, dancing, or warm-up acts throughout the entire press conference.
As soon as it's ti, and the live stream starts, Ji Jue walks onto the stage, like hosting a rural gala, says none of the usual nonsense, and just waves in front of the baffled faces in the audience and live stream.
Instantly, a pure white van drives onto the stage with a sputter.
That familiar vehicle model and look instantly recalled countless wonderful tis of overloading and violations with homade minibuses for many past owners. In a snap, their eyes reddened.
Just for so reason... this shabby van looked wobbly when it drove, awkward, the accelerator floored, thick smoke billowing, stumbling like a drunkard, and when it braked, sparks flew from the brake discs.
The two headlights shone brightly, directly beaming deathly towards the audience and caras.
The dazzling brightness made the whole factory flash like daylight, with the caras only showing a blank white, leaving viewers in the live stream dumbfounded.
[Holy crap, high-beam jerk!], [My eyes are blinded by the brightness!], [Who threw a flashbang?], [This must be at least two thousand luns, right?]
Countless bullet comnts floated amid the low murmurs of the venue.
Until Ji Jue waved his hand again, and the driver finally turned on the real high beams... a piercing blast of light instantly erupted, engulfing everything.
Even outside the factory, visible beams of light shone through.
Gone in a flash.
This is the real high beam!
[The real good stuff starts with blinding you...]
[Shut up, I'm buying it, I'm gonna be the highway high-beam devil!]
[Can you sell just the lights, please?]
...
Amid countless flashing bullet comnts, one could vaguely hear cursing from the scene, with everyone in the audience wearing complex expressions. No one expected to witness such a low-quality spectacle from the beginning.
Ji Jue, from start to finish, leisurely paced in front of the car, silently smiling.
Until in the long silence, everyone fell quiet, and he again extended his hand and beckoned behind him.
Imdiately, a line of burly, muscular staff queued up and entered, stepping onto the stage.
As everyone was unsure whether the presentation was about a new car or male models, selling cars or ducks, Ji Jue lifted his hand, having completed the turn, and opened the trunk for everyone.
Revealing the bare interior of the car, appallingly cheap accessories, and a lack of distinctive design.
And...
The entire floor of the car filled, even stacked a few layers, with solid Alloy Steel Ingots!!!
Under nurous safety asures, a group of strong n gritted their teeth to untie the securing ropes, pulling out one ingot, the clashing sounds of steel instantly made everyone clench up.
When the strong n gritted their teeth to cooperate and tossed the ingot onto the scale, the numbers spiked instantly, plunging the entire venue into silence.
——[100KG]!
At this point, there was no more air to gasp.
In the numbing silence, everyone at the venue subconsciously followed the movers' actions and began counting aloud.
From 1 to 10, from 10 to 20, from 20 to 30... Gradually, the pitch uncontrollably grew higher, until almost desperately shouting.
"55! 56! 57! 58! 59!"
In the brief suffocation, as everyone looked at Ji Jue lifting the last ingot from the car, they could no longer restrain the urge to shout: "——60!!!"
Bang!
The ingot fell to the ground
The figure on the scale finally stopped at the terrifying [6000KG]!
"Sorry, first ti holding a press conference, not quite experienced. Our staff accidentally drove a vehicle undergoing extre load testing onto the stage.
Well, it's not finished yet; after the press conference, we'll continue testing it. According to calculations, it should reach 9... Ahem, hope everyone doesn't try this in real life, as our vehicle's rated load is only 1T.
Value life, safety first."
Ji Jue smiled, waved at the scene, the caras, and even countless other sweating competitors on the other side of the caras: "I think next, I can introduce to you this new car right in front of us."
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