"I have a little donkey"
"I never ride it"
"One day on a whim"
"I rode it to the market"
In the live stream, the Little Donkey was jogging alongside the Little Border Collie, as Jiang Feng tily played this children’s song in the stream room.
The catchy tune along with Little Donkey’s adorable actions instantly fired up the atmosphere of the stream room.
At this point, Jiang Feng added:
"I gave the Little Donkey a na, its English na is LV, and in Chinese, it’s Elovis."
"Change it to Pinyin and it ans donkey."
Upon hearing this, the netizens were a bit speechless.
[That really is simple and crude!]
[Elovis? This donkey is quite trendy!]
[Next ti my wife says she wants an LV bag, I’ll say I want an LV donkey.]
[Can the Little Donkey even know it’s called LV?]
The little ones in the yard were running around wildly.
Not only the Little Border Collie, Little White Wolf and Little Donkey, but seven Little Golden Retrievers joined in as well.
They played to their hearts’ content, giving off a vibe of a pet kindergarten.
Jiang Feng sat on a chair, with Golden Retriever Wangwang lying next to him, and Lucky and Wealthy were there too.
One person and three dogs watched the puppies play.
It was quite an amusing scene.
Jiang Feng watched for a while and then said to the viewers:
"I won’t be streaming for the next two or three days, it’s almost Mid-Autumn, I need to visit my grandparents."
"The journey is a bit far, over 650 kiloters, it’ll take most of the day by car."
"My parents are there as well, so I have to go."
"I’ll stream again when I return."
Hearing his words, the long-ti fans were a bit disappointed.
[No stream? Master Jiang, don’t take too long a break!]
[You could stream from your grandma’s house! We’d still watch!]
[We’re used to checking out the ranch daily, what are we to watch if you don’t stream?]
Many had gotten used to watching his streams; suddenly having nothing to watch left them sowhat at a loss.
But everyone has their own matters to take care of, no strear can broadcast daily for months on end.
"I’ll be back soon once it’s done."
"I usually don’t leave the ranch."
Jiang Feng assured everyone.
Niu Erhu was preparing gifts for Jiang Feng to take to his grandparents.
It was a cow and a whole sheep, both slaughtered and cleaned.
When the ti ca, Jiang Feng would load them into his car and drive all the way to his grandpa’s place.
Jiang Feng’s grandparents on his father’s side passed away years ago, but his maternal grandparents were still around.
They lived in a city called Datong, south of Baotou, which was quite a distance away.
The little ones continued to play while Jiang Feng got up to stroll around the ranch, broadcasting scenes from within.
....
The next day, Jiang Feng got in his car and left the ranch, heading south.
This ti he was going on a long-distance trip.
While on the highway for who knows how long, after exiting a ramp, the cars ahead suddenly started to congest.
"What’s going on? Is there a jam on the highway?"
Jiang Feng muttered to himself.
Today was the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, so it was normal for there to be more cars on the highway.
But it shouldn’t be this congested.
As he moved forward, the speed decreased, and more cars began to pile up.
Eventually, the traffic ca to a complete standstill.
About half an hour passed like this, and many people turned off their engines and got out of their cars to take a look around.
This type of traffic jam wasn’t commonly seen.
"What’s the deal? What’s happening with the first car?"
Soone shouted loudly.
Other drivers also ca down.
"Why aren’t we moving at all?"
"Sothing seems off!"
Just as they were talking, a few military police cars zood past on the ergency lane, followed by two ambulances.
Seeing this, everyone knew that sothing serious had happened up ahead.
Jiang Feng sat in the driver’s seat, not particularly focusing on the incident.
There are major accidents nearly every day, as long as he obeys the law and doesn’t drive aggressively, he didn’t bother about the rest.
Jiang Feng turned off his car.
In the back seat, Xiaojin Hua was accompanying him.
For this trip, Jiang Feng only brought Xiaojin Hua. The reason he didn’t bring Little White Wolf is that Little White Wolf is a wild wolf that’s free-roaming on the ranch and cannot be taken off the grasslands, as it would be considered poaching.
Little Donkey isn’t suited for long journeys either.
So he brought Xiaojin Hua along for so company.
This traffic jam lasted longer than expected, from 10 AM to 5 PM, they were still stuck.
During this ti, Jiang Feng called his parents, and they advised him to drive slowly and prioritize safety above all else.
In seven hours, he only had so snacks, Jiang Feng was getting hungry, but the backseat only had raw beef and mutton and Xiaojin Hua’s dog food, neither of which he could eat.
Then Jiang Feng rembered he had a million popularity points from yesterday’s settlent that he could use.
He had previously drawn a "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" dish from the lottery and ate it straight away. If he could draw it now, it would be quite the delightful experience.
"System, initiate an advanced lottery."
"I have a need right now, hopefully, I can draw sothing I want."
Jiang Feng’s stomach growled as he silently wished.
"Host chooses advanced lottery, drawing in progress..."
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the item:"
"1:1 Realistic Silicone Doll (Korea Celebrity Version): The host can choose a Korean celebrity and receive a custom-made 1:1 silicone doll, perfectly replicating the appearance, sexy and lifelike."
Hearing the system’s voice, Jiang Feng was dumbstruck.
He had never felt so speechless in his life.
After a long while, he squeezed a word out of his throat:
"Damn!"
He had been stuck in traffic for 7 hours; his need was for a pot of "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" or so delicious food!
But instead, he ended up with this item.
Could it be that we need to head to the trunk for so backseat fun during this traffic jam?
Jiang Feng shook his head, sat in the car for a bit longer, and when he got too bored, he took the Little Border Collie for so fresh air by the roadside.
On the opposite lane, separated by a guardrail, cars were speeding by at over sixty miles per hour, making him envious.
Just then, a burst of cheerful sounds erupted nearby.
"Set up the pot; we’ll eat right here!"
"The road ahead has collapsed, and the official report says it won’t be passable until eight tonight!"
"We’ve got several hours; let’s cook here."
Jiang Feng looked in the direction of the noise and saw a few Tank 300 off-road vehicles ahead, each with a flag, likely a convoy of road-trippers.
These outdoor enthusiasts were well-equipped.
They set up a big pot, brought out two rice cookers, and sohow plugged them into the car to steam rice on the spot.
Beside them, two people took selfies with their phones, probably live-streaming.
The leader of the convoy stood on his car, shouting loudly:
"We’re cooking fried rice, not a lot, but enough for everyone to have a bite."
"Anyone interested, co on over!"
These words naturally caught the attention of many.
Being stuck in such heavy traffic, encountering such enthusiastic people and events brought joy to everyone.
Moreover, the surrounding people were genuinely hungry.
At this mont, a convoy mber, Zhang Zhiwei, held up his phone, live-streaming the seven-hour highway jam and their on-site cooking, attracting many viewers.
Zhang Zhiwei pointed the phone at himself and loudly said:
"Everyone, give our convoy a follow! Seven hours, no one’s eaten, so today we’re cooking on-site, and we’ll feed as many as we can."
"It’s not much, but it’s the thought that counts."
His live stream had a few hundred viewers, with responses pouring in:
[Nicely done!]
[I was starving during a highway jam; wish I had run into you guys!]
At this mont, soone in the livestream comnted:
[Strear, point the cara to the side, the handso guy behind looks like Master Jiang!]
Hearing this, a few others said:
[I think it looks like him too, that calm deanor is too familiar!]
[I thought so at first glance; who stands so calmly enjoying the view!]
[OMG! Is it really Master Jiang?]
Zhang Zhiwei was a bit confused when he saw the comnts on his phone.
Master Jiang?
Then Zhang Zhiwei looked towards the crowd behind him.
In the middle of the highway, by the iron railing, a handso young man with his hands in his pockets, holding a rope, calmly watched the opposite lane.
It’s as if he has a protagonist halo; he stands out at first glance in the crowd.
"OMG, it really is Jiang Feng!"
"The famous influencer of the grasslands!"
Zhang Zhiwei exclaid in surprise.
The people in the convoy heard Zhang Zhiwei’s words.
Everyone looked into the distance.
"It’s Jiang Feng!"
"The ranch owner who raises a White Wolf!"
"What a coincidence! I love his streams!"
The convoy leader, Wang Hai, imdiately headed over.
The people stuck in traffic around also grabbed their phones and followed.
"Master Jiang! Master Jiang! Hello!"
"Can’t believe we see you alive here!"
Wang Hai quickly greeted Jiang Feng.
"Hello." Jiang Feng responded politely.
Then, the two phones live-streaming in the convoy turned to Jiang Feng.
The previous viewership of their streams hovered around a few thousand, which was already quite good.
But today, the stream’s popularity soared, quickly surpassing 10,000 .
Most of the viewers in the stream were Jiang Feng’s fans.
[OMG! Master Jiang! Why are you in an outdoor convoy’s live stream!]
[Wow, what a coincidence!]
[Hahaha, didn’t expect to see Master Jiang here!]
Comnts flooded in.
"Master Jiang, can we take a group photo with our convoy?"
"This traffic jam is so worth it!"
Wang Hai said eagerly, eyes shining.
"Sure, no problem."
Jiang Feng agreed straightforwardly.
Hearing his consent, the convoy mbers pulled out a banner, set up a photo pose by the roadside, and Jiang Feng, holding the Little Border Collie, took a commorative photo with everyone.
After seven hours of traffic jam, everyone was bored to death.
Jiang Feng’s appearance brought a lot of joy to everyone.
People lined up for photos with him, gradually lifting their spirits.
Jiang Feng was initially bored too.
Chatting with everyone added so excitent.
At this mont, soone from the convoy reminded Wang Hai:
"Captain, the rice is cooked, the pot is ready; should we start making the fried rice?"
Wang Hai rembered the task at hand; they needed to make the fried rice quickly since everyone was starving.
Just then, soone said, "I rember Master Jiang is also a food strear; how about letting him do it?"
Convoy mber Zhang Zhiwei said, "The comnts want to see Master Jiang!"
Everyone turned their eyes to Jiang Feng, and Wang Hai asked with a smile:
"Master Jiang, we’re planning to make fried rice; can you help us with it?"
"I’ve watched you roast whole lamb and make corn porridge on stream before; it looked delicious."
Hearing this, Jiang Feng agreed happily.
It’s just a al; it’s perfect for passing the ti.
The people in this outdoor convoy seed very straightforward, making the exchange enjoyable.
"No problem."
Jiang Feng agreed.
Instantly, people pulled out their phones to start recording.
The frustrating atmosphere of the traffic jam had long dissipated, leaving only excitent.
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