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Now reading: Chapter 85: If Only from Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!, a Fantasy novel by CannonMrcat.

A day had passed.

I greeted the morning. My wake-up call was always Lune and Eila’s simultaneous service.

But today sothing felt a bit off. Instead of using tongues on both sides, the movent seed like soone was hogging it all to herself.

Slurp, suck.

Working hard but awkward mouth movents. This was Eila. I imdiately sat up and asked Eila, who was alone below holding my dick in her mouth.

"Where’s Lune?"

"I’m right here."

Lune was taking out the sli dragon’s bodily fluids from storage and cutting them into appropriate sizes. The way she was cutting the fluids with a knife we’d looted from the slash-and-burn village looked just like preparing sashimi.

"When’s that from?"

"The kids caught it with Li yesterday. Just like how you do it, Master—Li holds it down and the kids beat it up."

Swoosh swoosh. Lune slashed the air with the knife and grinned. An elf wielding a knife and a lady knight sucking on my lower half—sothing felt backwards.

One thing I didn’t understand was Lune. Lune had readily handed over the morning call to Eila. The greedy Lune who coveted everything that ca out from below —her yielding the first turn felt awkward.

"Did you already eat?"

"No?"

While cutting the sli dragon, Lune popped a piece with an uneven shape into her mouth. I pressed down on Eila’s head and ca inside Eila’s mouth.

"Uueup."

Eila held my sen in her mouth. Unlike Lune’s taste, Eila didn’t seem to particularly enjoy eating it with her mouth.

"You don’t have to eat it if you don’t want to."

Gulp.

Eila swallowed it all at once.

"It’s not that I don’t want to eat it. I just prefer... you know."

Eila lightly grabbed the hem of her skirt. Pursing her lips as she looked up at , it was obvious what she was requesting.

"Should I put it inside after so long?"

"...Heh."

Eila stood up. She reached into her skirt to insert my still-glistening dick right away. Eila was clearly eager.

Bang!

The sound of a knife hitting the floor rang out.

"Ah, sorry. I ssed up controlling my strength just now."

Lune smiled brightly as she cut the last piece of fluid. The fluid placed on the wooden bowl was prettily plated.

"Let’s have breakfast, shall we?"

"Yeah."

"...."

Eila roughly reached out and threw a chunk into her mouth. Chewing the sli with smacking sounds, she was clearly showing her dissatisfaction, and Lune grinned as she picked up a piece of sli and offered it to .

"Master?"

"I have hands too."

I took what Lune offered and put it in my mouth. The bouncy texture was quite exquisite. Though not as good as catching and eating it fresh, there was no real need for to go hunting for it anymore.

"Lune. Stop being territorial."

"What do you an?"

"Don’t play dumb."

"Ugh, Eila. Sorry, but this isn’t being territorial. If Eila got it once, I should get it once too, right?"

"W-well, that’s true, but."

Lune’s logic was reasonable in a way. If what Lune said about not having eaten yet was true, then it was Lune’s turn this ti.

Suddenly, a thought flashed through my mind like lightning, sending chills down my entire body. My balls trembled and my tattoo ached.

No way.

Was Lune planning not to eat with her upper mouth?

"Ugh."

Lune chewed and swallowed the sli with a bright smile. I got scared for no reason and swallowed the sli I’d been chewing. Suddenly I rembered the mont Li evolved into a 3-star slihole.

"Master...?"

Lune stroked her thigh with her hand and smiled. With only her thumb and ring finger folded, the three fingers sweeping up her skirt.

"You have a lot to do today, right?"

That’s right.

Today was a fairly busy day, and for Lune, it was a aningful day.

Lune. Lv.35.

Finally, the ti had co when she could evolve to 3-star.

"But I think I can raise the dungeon rank even without you."

"What?! How is that even possible?!"

Lune yelped in panic. Eila gave a hollow laugh and shook her head at the high elf who was more eager than herself.

"Anyway. Lune, after we’re done, I’m going right to bed."

The princess knight was in heat too. After finishing breakfast with the two, I first wanted to check the dungeon’s status again.

"Let’s look around the dungeon status first."

If I went to the main event, I’d definitely be too exhausted to get up. Both were clearly disappointed but looked expectant.

"Then we’ll follow you around today!"

"Yes. I can just have Arthur do basic fitness training."

"...."

You’re planning to follow around and monitor . Harsh ones.

In the end, I could only move separately after promising not to waste it elsewhere before evolving Lune.

***

In one day, the dungeon hadn’t changed much in major areas, but there were many changes in minor places. First, in the clearing away from the cave, there was one grave. Since I was out anyway, I prayed and paid respects once more.

"Damn, I’m really sorry."

I never expected he’d be wrung dry until death. Whether the seeds the Andras left would be born as harpies or Andras, or perhaps as completely different beings—that was unknown.

’Your sons and daughters will beco the stepping stones for conquering other dungeons.’

Either way, they would beco key forces serving dual roles as studs and combatants. Though they were birdbrains and not very smart, their combat power was considerable.

"Did you see everything?"

"Yeah. ri, you said the sli dungeon only takes a mont to clear, right?"

"Yes. Since I’m doing it with Line and Harpuia, it ends quickly. Mama Li handles the dangerous stuff for us."

The sli sub-dungeon had essentially beco the three sisters’ exclusive leveling spot. I checked the three sisters’ levels, and all three were around level 13.

’Just a few more days and they’ll all hit 2-star.’

Line, born as slifolk, was already 2-star, but the other two weren’t. May only needed to raise her level to 15 to evolve to the next class.

The problem was Harpuia.

The condition of laying one egg.

Without that, evolution was impossible. I ran into difficulties in many ways.

’Should I tell her to catch a guy she wants?’

As long as she wanted it, I could encourage the act anyti. Right now she was going around the sli dungeon with Line, so I didn’t have a chance to ask, but once she hit level 15, I’d have to ask directly.

"Ah."

"What’s wrong?"

I stared intently at the tilting ri, checking once more if ri was ’possible.’ But ri was still impossible for .

’Then what about Arthur?’

If it’s Arthur, wouldn’t it be possible even though they’re half-siblings?

[Notice: Sowing is not possible if one parent is the sa!!]

"Tsk. Tough luck for Arthur."

When I et Solomon soday, I must make a suggestion. It was a regrettable mont in many ways.

"Why Arthur?"

"I was checking if it’s possible between Arthur and you."

"Arthur and ..."

ri frowned. She showed slight disgust at my suggestion of sothing she’d never even thought about.

"You don’t like it? Sorry."

"No, it’s not that, um, it’s just subtle."

ri tilted her head with a serious face. When she crossed her arms, her large breasts just like her mom’s jiggled.

"Do we really have to go that route? What you ntioned, Dad, was laying eggs, right?"

"That’s true."

"Do orcs all hatch from eggs? Not like humans who give birth after stomach pains?"

"...Probably not?"

Perhaps because she inherited mage May’s knowledge, she seed more interested in Solomon’s system than . But there was no way to know. The system was only visible to dungeon owners.

"Then what about just doing it with Arthur without sowing?"

"...."

So it’s okay as long as there’s love? I whispered quietly to ri so others couldn’t hear.

"Hey, if you could do it with Arthur, what would you think? Tell honestly."

ri hesitated at my question. Then she sighed deeply, bit her lip, and whispered in my ear.

"...If only he wasn’t my younger brother."

"Hehe."

I agreed. If only she wasn’t my daughter. As if reading my eyes, ri waved her hands and laughed.

"Co on, even so, doing it with Dad is a bit much!"

"...."

I got rejected by my daughter. I felt deflated by an inexplicable bitterness. Then ri hugged and whispered in my ear again.

"Why do you think I said ’if only he wasn’t my younger brother’?"

"...."

I didn’t answer. ri whispered in my ear with a face that mixed Mary, May, and Li.

"...If only."

Fucking Solomon.

***

At that mont. In the lodging room of the adventurer’s guild in Marquis Leo’s territory.

"Knight, leaving so soon?"

The receptionist got up from the bed with a sultry voice. Gray sat on the edge of the bed, putting on the undergarnts he wore under his armor.

"I have to go. Sorry, I wanted to stay a bit longer."

"It’s okay. You’re busy on your way."

The receptionist tried to put on her glasses placed at the bedside, but Gray stopped her and gave her a short kiss on the forehead.

"Miss, you’re prettier without glasses."

"Pfft. You forgot my na, didn’t you?"

"...."

Gray shrugged his eyebrows, avoiding an answer. The receptionist smiled knowingly and stretched her legs to the side, getting up and heading to the wall. Gray gulped at the sight of her back as she lifted a water bottle from the nightstand without a single thread on her.

"Have a safe trip. Last night was really good."

"I have a week of vacation."

Gray approached and wrapped his arms around the receptionist’s waist. The receptionist laughed, saying she knew it would be like this, but swatted his hand away.

"I have to go to work."

"You won’t get fired for being a day late, will you? You’re a guild receptionist."

"Do you know how much chaos it causes at the guild if I’m two hours late?"

"It’ll be chaotic anyway even if you go to work. Right?"

Gray untied his pants string with one hand. The receptionist was thrown onto the bed by Gray.

"Is it okay for the person who caused the chaos to do this?"

"I did my duty. I’m just showing my face at the capital."

Gray pressed down on the receptionist’s shoulders and buried his head.

"You don’t even know if the dungeon really exists or not."

"Do you know how crazy adventurers get over words like that?"

"What do I care? I’m going crazy from the heat right now."

The receptionist giggled and lay back.

"Then you can cool off with mine."

"Won’t that make it hotter?"

"Who knows...? Hehe."

Gray had no thoughts in the face of the receptionist’s seductive gestures.

***

After the embrace. ri and I showed our silent respects to the Andras with nonchalant faces, then turned our steps toward the dungeon. Our conversation continued with constructive topics.

"ri. If we get another multi later, would you want to try running it?"

"Multi?"

"When we get a second Grimfang dungeon later, we’ll need soone to manage that side."

Just as Solomon handed over the system to the 72 dungeon owners, if ri beca a dungeon owner or manager, she’d be able to use the system. It didn’t have to be ri, but ri was the smartest among my subordinates and daughters.

"If you let , I’ll work really hard."

"Yeah. I don’t know when it’ll be, but grow well until then."

Considering rank 63 Andras’s level, she’d need to be at least level 50.

"Then do I have to keep catching only slis?"

"No. Sothing will happen this afternoon."

I had another Dinsion Stone. Just at the right timing, we returned to the dungeon entrance. Arthur and the hunters were concentrating on building the stockade today as well.

"Arthur."

"Yes, Father."

"Any inconveniences living here?"

"None at all. If we work hard procuring lumber until today, it seems we can build houses for everyone to live separately."

"Yeah? That much, you an."

If they were getting that much lumber, it was plenty. I scanned the surroundings, then gave Arthur instructions.

"Then today, you and all the hunters procure lumber. Together with the ghouls."

"What?"

"We need a large amount of lumber for construction inside the dungeon."

"That’s..."

Arthur looked around nervously. All the hunters looked at Arthur, sending encouraging glances. In just a few days, Arthur seed to have beco the leader of the village in front of the dungeon.

"Hmm."

I fell into thought about whether to uphold the dignity of the village chief of the temporary Grimshek Village, or to have enough of what I needed gathered first. And I quickly made a decision.

’It’s Arthur’s pride.’

"Then you guys do your work today. The ghouls will procure the lumber."

"Thank you for your understanding, Father."

Arthur bowed down to his waist. I felt troubled that I seed to have pressured them unnecessarily. And soone beside thrust out her chest and pointed at Arthur.

"Why are you making Dad uncomfortable?"

"N-no, I just..."

"Are you trying to beco the village chief here?"

"ri."

"Dad! He’s acting like this just because he’s embarrassed right now—"

"Hey, he is the village chief here. Though it’s still pretty questionable to call it a village yet."

"...."

ri was silent. Then she bowed her head to Arthur and the hunters.

"I’m sorry. And I’m sorry, everyone."

"It’s okay."

Arthur smiled brightly with a good-natured face, and ri, whose face was already red, turned red all the way to her ears. I felt a lump in my throat.

’Poor ri.’

She ended up in an impossible situation because of Solomon’s system. I firmly resolved to either find her a good man soday or find a way to break through Solomon’s system. ri alternated looking at and Arthur, sighing deeply.

’Looking at him now, Arthur’s exactly like except for the belly.’

His height, his muscles—they were similar in many ways. Not to ntion his face. If Arthur were to do it with ri, wouldn’t I get so vicarious satisfaction?

’Is that... good?’

At least sowing isn’t possible, but don’t systems have glitches? I turned around to clear my distracting thoughts.

At that mont.

Thump thump thump thump!!!

The breeding latrine suddenly rang out. I looked around wondering if soone was using it, but everyone was in their places. In other words, there was no one who should be in the latrine.

"...."

I carefully opened the latrine door, and there...

Thump thump thump thump!

[Harvest: The seed of the stud hunter planted in Andras (female) is ripening into fruit]

[Harvest target: Andras (female)]

[Harvest ti: 4 minutes later (15 hours)]

"Holy crap."

I pressed down on Andras’s butt so the egg would co out smoothly and gladly acted as midwife.

The Andras was twerking while laying an egg.

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