The next day, early morning.
Qin Yi woke up from his hangover and circulated his energy to dispel the remaining effects of alcohol, feeling much better.
After months of running around, he indulged himself yesterday, drank too much without dispelling the alcohol with energy circulation and didn't cultivate, but instead had a pleasant sleep.
He opened the door and walked out, stretched lazily, and found Yun ngyao already up.
"Oh, rare sight, Miss Yun got up so early?" Qin Yi walked over, habitually teasing her.
Yun ngyao rolled her eyes, "Early? It's almost lunchti."
Qin Yi: "..."
"The sun hasn't... alright, forget I said that."
Qin Yi then rembered that the weather in Sin City was hazy, and the sun was rarely seen.
Qin Yi sat down and stretched, "That sleep was really sweet."
"Wasn't it indeed, your snoring was thunderous, kept up all night. If I have dark circles now, you're responsible."
Just then, Jing Wuyan walked over with a teacup, hearing Yun ngyao's words, his hand trembled and almost dropped the cup. His expression was odd, and he cautiously asked, "Brother Qin, Fairy Yun, you two last night..."
Qin Yi and Yun ngyao looked at him strangely.
"What happened with us last night? Did I babble nonsense after drinking?"
"Brother Qin, have so tea to calm the alcohol." Jing Wuyan handed the cup over casually saying, "Did Brother Qin sleep with Fairy Yun last night?"
"Pfft!"
Qin Yi choked, the tea in his mouth sprayed right onto Jing Wuyan's face, whether intentionally or not, only he knew.
Yun ngyao paused, then angrily and embarrassedly said, "You want to die, Xiaoyanzi? What nonsense are you spouting? I wouldn't choose him even if I had to sleep with a pig."
Without thinking, Qin Yi replied, "Then I'll mourn for that pig for three minutes."
"Scram."
Qin Yi looked at Jing Wuyan, "Stop spouting nonsense, you're insulting , okay? Do I have such bad taste?"
Jing Wuyan: "..."
"But Fairy Yun just said you snored last night."
Qin Yi was stunned, staring at Yun ngyao, his expression turning horrified, "Yeah. I drank too much last night, what did you do to ?"
Yun ngyao was so irritated she almost jumped to smash Qin Yi's head. "Do to you, what? Your snoring was so loud, it could be heard through the walls. Thinking I'd do sothing to you? You should look at yourself, I'd rather do sothing to Xiaoyanzi than do anything to you. He's fresh at, you're old cured at."
Qin Yi was depressed, thinking he wasn't even thirty yet, how was he old cured at?
Jing Wuyan felt both hurt and anxious, "Fairy Yun, you can't have designs on . I have Xiaoxi already. If she finds out, she'll surely kill ."
Yun ngyao: "..."
"What's going on in your mind? I was just saying hypothetically, do you understand hypothetically? You really think Miss Yun would be interested in a little brat like you."
Jing Wuyan let out a heavy sigh of relief, "Good, scared to death."
Yun ngyao was so angry she almost spat blood.
"Hey, sothing's not right. My room and Brother Qin's room are separated by a wall too, why didn't I hear Brother Qin snoring?"
"You were drunk like a dead pig last night, even an earthquake wouldn't wake you."
Jing Wuyan scratched his head, "That's true."
"I say, are you all bored or what? Do you think Miss Yun has no taste? Sees value in any dead cat or rotten mud, who do you think she looks down on?"
Upon hearing this, Qin Yi couldn't agree, saying, "No matter what, we're better than a dumb bird."
"What dumb bird?" Yun ngyao was montarily unable to react.
"Your fiancé isn't a bird?"
"Hmm?" Jing Wuyan looked interested, "Fairy Yun has a fiancé? Then why is he a bird?"
Yun ngyao angrily replied, "My fiancé is a noble Golden Winged Roc."
"Golden Winged Roc?" Jing Wuyan was shocked.
Seeing this, Yun ngyao suddenly beca proud, "My fiancé is the Saint Heir of the Golden Winged Roc clan. Not only is he handso, talented, but also very gentle. Do you think there's anything about you that can compare to him?"
Jing Wuyan nodded, "It's rumored the Golden Winged Roc is extrely formidable, who would've thought Fairy Yun's fiancé is a Golden Winged Roc."
Qin Yi giggled with disdain, "Don't listen to her boast, what Golden Winged Roc, just has a little bit of Golden Winged Roc bloodline."
Yun ngyao angrily said, "I think you're just jealous, even with just a bit of Golden Winged Roc bloodline, it's still Golden Winged Roc, much better than you."
"Please stop. Don't keep embellishing your fiancé, embellish wrongly and it's all over his face. His whole body of golden fur already looks like so, if you embellish, it'll stick permanently."
Yun ngyao was furious, gritting her teeth glaring at Qin Yi, "Could you be any more disgusting?"
"Certainly! Your fiancé is a dumb bird pretending gold by sticking feces on his face."
Jing Wuyan's mouth twitched, "Brother Qin, stop talking. My mind is already forming pictures."
"Shut up." Yun ngyao shouted at Jing Wuyan, then glared at Qin Yi, "You shut up too, keep spouting nonsense, and I'll fight you."
After speaking, she stord towards her room, and shouted while preparing to close the door, "Miss Yun is not having lunch, you eat by yourselves." With that, she slamd the door heavily.
"Bang!"
The aging red wooden door, one of the few wooden objects in the entire room, finally t its end under Yun ngyao's brute strength, collapsing and shattering into pieces.
Qin Yi was stunned.
Jing Wuyan was dumbfounded.
Yun ngyao cooled off for a while, then walked out and directly entered Qin Yi's room, saying, "From now on, we're switching rooms, you stay in mine."
"No way, why should I?" Qin Yi, of course, didn't agree.
"You're right, because there's no door." Yun ngyao finished speaking and then shut the door.
Qin Yi: "..."
"Damn it, this woman is too much, I don't agree."
Jing Wuyan chuckled dryly, "Brother Qin, seems like you have no choice but to agree."
Qin Yi glared, "What do you an? You think I can't handle her?"
"Though I'd rather not admit it, it seems that's the reality."
Qin Yi: "..."
"Damn it, if she were my woman, I'd hit her three tis a day."
Jing Wuyan whispered, "Brother Qin, I heard Fairy Yun say you're a leash-at-ho husband."
Qin Yi: "..."
"Why's her mouth like a pair of thermal pants, spills everything?"
"Brother Qin, I don't think that's sothing bad. A real man should be strong outside but have no temper at ho."
Qin Yi nodded, seeming to have found a kindred spirit, patted Jing Wuyan on the shoulder, "Great minds think alike. You're right, a real man should be this way. So, bother you to fix this door."
Jing Wuyan: "..."
"Why?"
"Because there's no door."
Jing Wuyan looked blank, "But I don't know how to fix a door."
"Then never mind, I'll stay in your room, you stay here with no door."
"Well... I rember Mo Xiao seems to know how to fix a door, I'll go find him."
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